"It's this year's Jumper!"
"Dakota Fanning has never kicked this much ass!"
"It's not being released in January! This is clearly February!"
"When Push comes to shove, it's great!"
"Djimon Hounsou hasn't been this good since Eragon!"
"It's like The Matrix meets The Matrix: Reloaded!"
"Chris Evans, as you've always seen him before!"
"From the director of Lucky Number Slevin!"
"Push is a ... movie!"
You forgot: "12,009 years later, Camilla Belle is still riveting..."
ReplyDeleteIf you ever meet someone who hasn't seen this movie, Push him to the ground and kick him until he is dead.
ReplyDeleteHey, I liked Lucky Number Slevin!
ReplyDeleteReally? Even the long part where Morgan Freeman talks about the Shmoo? I don't think I ever got over the title. I'm going to write a post sometime about how I don't think a character's name should be an attempt to contribute to the cleverness of a title, primarily because it's something the screenwriter creates, and therefore is not organically clever. I still don't understand why that movie was called Good Will Hunting. What does that mean even as a pun?
ReplyDeleteJUMPER was a great idea with a really lame story. Seems like the same kind of thing is happening here.
ReplyDeleteI think your next post is going to be about a Chris Evans-type of movie.
I don't think I'm going to be Push-ed into seeing this one.