Showing posts with label mirror mirror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mirror mirror. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A Snow double feature after all


It's been a pretty snowy week for me in terms of the films I've seen, but it should have been even snowier.

Having watched Snow White and the Three Stooges early last week for Getting Acquainted, I had planned to return home from a weekend away to a Sunday night double feature of Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman. When finished, I figured I'd know all that there was to know about the character of Snow White.

Unfortunately -- or perhaps fortunately, because it might have been just too much Snow White -- Snow White and the Huntsman was not yet available from Redbox, at least as of Sunday. I swore I'd seen it in there, but at least not at this kiosk, I hadn't.

So I rented Lockout as the double feature partner for Mirror Mirror instead. And as it turns out, Guy Pearce's character in Lockout is named ... Snow.

Funny how things like that work out.

I don't have a lot I want/need to say about Mirror Mirror. It had all the Tarsem touches and some inspired moments, but was underwhelming overall.

I do, however, have a couple observations about Lockout that I thought were sort of funny.

1) Twice in the credits -- both at the beginning and at the end -- it describes the movie as "based on an original idea by Luc Besson." Who is also executive producer and one of the screenwriters (along with the two directors, James Mather and Stephen Saint Leger. In the credits, he spells out the word "Saint").

What strikes me as funny is that Besson required two separate shout-outs to it being his original idea, even though he was already given a screenplay credit -- and even though the idea is not original. In case you didn't know, Lockout is Escape From New York in space. It's almost like the film even courts the comparisons. Instead of the president being held hostage, as in New York, it's the president's daughter here.

Come on, Luc. Put a leash on that ego.

2) My second observation doesn't have anything to do with Lockout itself, but it's where I first noticed a funny phenomenon:

The standard anti-piracy message at the beginning is directed not at our sense of guilt or shame, but at our sense of civic duty.

The message before the movie starts says "Piracy is not a victimless crime," and below that "To learn about how piracy affects the economy, go to www.whatevertheaddresswas.com."

Nice. No longer are they trying to make us feel bad for the artists, studios and other creative entities who lose profits when movies are pirated. They realize that tactic is about as sympathetic as rooting for millionaires against billionaires in any labor dispute in professional sports.

No, they want you to know that if you illegally copy this movie, the effect will trickle down to your neighbor losing his job.

Hey, whatever works I guess. 

Friday, March 30, 2012

Starring Julia Roberts and Audrey Hepburn


The first time I saw this poster I thought:

"Who invented the time machine that brought back Audrey Hepburn from the early sixties to star in the new Snow White movie?"

I guess I'd have to be slightly more specific and tell you which new Snow White movie: Mirror Mirror, which opens tomorrow. (Ignore the date on the poster -- it does in fact open tomorrow. Snow White and the Huntsman, starring Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart, opens June 1st.)

This bright yet minimalist poster makes Mirror Mirror look significantly less somber and gothic than its counterpart. But that's okay. See, Audrey Hepburn had quite the knack for comedy.

Seriously, how is actress Lily Collins (Phil's daughter) doing such a dead-on Hepburn impersonation? If you find out, let me know. With her pixie hairdo and her pursed, full lips, it's pretty much like Holly Golightly walked off the set of Breakfast at Tiffany's and donned a tiara.

The funny thing is that this poster actually reminded my wife of a different Audrey -- Audrey Tautou, of Amelie fame. I can see that, I just see Hepburn more. But now I wonder if anyone ever consciously noticed the similarity between the Audreys, Hepburn and Tautou -- I'll have to look that one up.

But it's not as though Collins is particularly reminiscent of Hepburn in her daily life. Here's how you'll more typically find her:


The hair length really makes the difference. A beautiful girl, to be sure, but not one who instantly makes me think of Hepburn. In fact, I'm getting a bit of a Jordana Brewster vibe off her. No?

If she has an ounce of Hepburn's charm, this could really be a watchable movie.

Two other quick things I want to mention about Mirror Mirror:

1) Is there an accidental subliminal meaning behind this poster? Roberts, once a darling young ingenue like Collins herself, casts the young actress an envious sidelong glance. Perhaps that's because at 44, Roberts is now nearly twice the age of her 23-year-old co-star. She's officially morphed from Snow White into the Evil Queen. (I don't think the same dynamics necessarily exist between Theron and Stewart -- Theron is still only 36, and the erstwhile Bella seems a lot older than 21 since she's been around forever.)

2) This film is directed by Tarsem Singh, who directed The Cell, which I adore. Learning this suddenly made me very giddy about Mirror Mirror. Reminding myself that I did not go to see the Singh-directed Immortals, and heard very bad things about it, suddenly made me not so giddy anymore.

That's all for now.