Showing posts with label milestones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label milestones. Show all posts

Saturday, July 25, 2026

5,000 good movies

Milestone alert!

Olivier Assayas' The Wizard of the Kremlin -- which I saw on Wednesday via a screener for its Thursday release in Australia, in order to review it (see here) -- is the 5,000th film that I've ever liked.

To put that in a better context, it's the 7,311th film that I've seen at least once, according to my carefully manicured list, meaning there are 2,311 movies that I don't like. Or, that I don't like enough to give them a thumbs up in my spreadsheet, which is usually equivalent to three stars. Of course, only half or so were movies I saw when I was even giving out star ratings. 

If you want to go by percentages, it means I like 68.39% of the movies I've ever seen. It's been hovering at just over 68% for some time now, and this is about the highest it's ever gotten. Considering that I am probably a little easier, if anything, on movies the older I get, this number will probably continue to go up slowly, but likely will never get over 69%. (Never say never. Maybe the movie industry will just become unfathomably brilliant in the coming years.)

I'm not sure what to make of the milestone, and I should say that The Wizard of Kremlin only just barely qualified. I started out liking it at about a 7/10, 3.5 star level, before eventually tiring of it and landing it at only 6/10 and 3 stars. Although there is at least one Assayas movie I love (Personal Shopper), I find myself disappointed by his movies a lot more than I am ... um, appointed by them. And perhaps unsurprisingly, Personal Shopper might be the movie he's made that's most unlike him. 

I know it's hard to tell from the poster, but that's Paul Dano next to Jude Law's Vladimir Putin -- an uncanny casting choice if ever there was one. (Law, not Dano.) Even being the star of two of my former #1 movies of the year, Dano could not elevate this one above middling. 

For the sake of fairness, I should say I am not uniquely qualified to discuss what is or isn't like Assayas. This is his 20th feature over 40 years, and I've seen only six of them, and all but one of those since 2012. So it may be that there are hidden Assayas gems that would be exactly what I wanted from him. Among those I've seen, I like Kremlin better than The Wasp Network, Something in the Air and Clouds of Sils Maria, in any case. One of his most famous works is probably Carlos, a TV mini-series that I also haven't seen, but which I suspect to be very similar in structure to this newest one. 

But back to the milestone. I suppose it's more of a milestone of total movies seen, though I wouldn't be celebrating #7,311 on its own. It just so happens that I once decided to mark every movie I'd seen as either good or bad and then keep a running percentage as I went. 

It did take a little while to finally arrive. I noticed when I got to 4,999 thumbs up (it was The Odyssey, which would have been thematically perfect for the milestone), and then the next three movies were all close but no cigar, coming in at 2.5 stars each. I might have even been a little harder on them than I would have ordinarily been -- I said I was close to giving Crossroads three stars in a post earlier this week -- except I wanted #5,000 to be, I don't know, distinctive. But I finally gave in and decided that The Wizard of the Kremlin was slightly more good than bad, rather than slightly more bad than good. 

And so I release you. Nothing more to see here today. 

Sunday, June 22, 2025

Audient Zeitgeist and 7,000th movie: Shoah

This is the third in my 2025 bi-monthly series Audient Zeitgeist, in which I'm watching previously unseen movies that have an ongoing role in our zeitgeist.

With my 7,000th movie on the horizon -- that's 7,000 distinct titles, not 7,000 total viewings -- I had been scouting movies with the number 7,000 in their title, but I wasn't liking the choices too much. 

Red Line 7000? 7000 Miles? Paris 7000? Tallahassee 7000?

I hadn't heard of any of them, and this was starting to feel like The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T all over again. (Which was not a good way to celebrate the milestone of 5,000 films watched. Especially not that particular milestone.)

So a couple months ago I started to take a different tack, and I came up with a title that would also work with my Audient Zeitgeist series.

Which is how I came to watch the longest movie I've ever seen on the longest day of the year, though of course June 21st is actually the shortest day of the year in the southern hemisphere, making the task all the more challenging.

(It's the same number of hours, of course. And less daylight is probably more rather than less conducive to watching a movie all day.)

Did I say all day? I meant it. 

The reasons Claude Lanzmann's 1985 documentary Shoah makes for a good 7,000th movie, and why 2025 is a particularly good time to watch it:

1) The movie is listed on IMDB as 9 hours and 26 minutes long. I say "listed," because the four-disc DVD set I picked up off Amazon contained what appeared to be "only" 9 hours and 4 minutes of movie. At that point, what's another 22 minutes? But I'm sure I did not need it.

2) When this movie came out in 1985, it had been 40 years since the end of World War II, a period of time the film remembers as it interviews survivors and witnesses of the Third Reich's attempt to exterminate the Jewish people through their concentration camps in Poland. It has now been 40 years since the movie came out, and 80 years since the end of World War II. So that makes for an interesting perspective, both on how far we had come (or not come) by then, and how far we have come (or not come) now.

The reasons Shoah is a good Audient Zeitgeist movie:

1) The word "zeitgeist" is German.

2) Number two takes a little more explanation and introduces you to my personal history with the movie, such as it is.

I first became aware of Shoah sometime in the late 1980s, and if memory serves me correctly, I discovered it while poring over one of Roger Ebert's books of great movies. Actually I think it was a book of his capsule reviews, but I'm not finding the exact thing listed in his bibliography. In any case, it was some Ebert-related book, and I must have been going through it with a fine-toothed comb in order to learn that this movie called Shoah was 9 hours and 26 minutes long (or maybe just 9:04). 

I immediately told my friends about this. Or they discovered it and they told me. This was nearly 40 years ago so forgive me if my memory is hazy. 

In any case, we were intensely fascinated by a movie that utterly exploded our notion of the viable length for a feature film. I mean, how would you even watch a nine-hour movie? Would there be bathroom breaks? 

Shoah became a go-to example I would use in scenarios where a long movie was required. Today I am more likely to talk about Lord of the Rings: Return of the King -- like, "It's only 1 a.m., it's not too late to start watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" -- but back at that time, Shoah would have been my example. Maybe over the years, I prefer my jokes to be a little less exaggerated.

Because solemn subject matter aside, which we will discuss in detail later in this piece, there had to be something exaggerated, something avant garde, something intentionally button-pushing about a movie that so blithely disregarded existing cinematic conventions for length?

I guess I don't know the extent to which Shoah holds this role for people in the population at large, which is what makes me unsure if this truly qualifies as a zeitgeist movie. Maybe for other people, Bela Tarr's 7 hour and 19 minute Satantango is their Shoah. But my friends and I seemed to talk about Shoah a lot, and therefore, I'm happy enough to extrapolate this fascination to other people as well.

I always distantly imagined I might see Shoah, but I never knew what circumstances those would be. A little internet research tells me that the first people to see Shoah saw it in October of 1985, when it debuted at New York's Cinema Studio, but that most people saw it two years later across four nights on PBS. 

I knew I didn't want to watch it across four nights. That felt like cheating. 

If they made Shoah today, it would not be considered a single feature, but a limited documentary series, like O.J.: Made in America. What fascinates me so much about it is that it existed outside of such streaming era conventions, making it an absolute anomaly for its time, and giving it a different feeling than the long-form documentaries we would get today. 

Getting my hands on it at all was the first problem I had to tackle.

I couldn't find it streaming anywhere, for possibly obvious reasons, though they might slice it up if they didn't want to load one giant file lasting over nine hours. But I did find it available on DVD through Amazon.

If I wanted to get it in Australia, it would cost me something like $150, and that was not an amount I was willing to spend, even for a landmark 7,000th movie. In the U.S., though, there was a copy available for only $30. I would solve the DVD region incompatibility issue with the fact that I still have a computer set to the correct DVD region and it still works, for just such occasions. I just needed to send it to my friend Don in Chicago, who would send it to me and I would pay him back for the shipping. Turns out, he shipped it from work so I didn't need to pay him back at all.

When I received the DVD, more than a month ago, the writing on the DVD case was in German. This momentarily made me wonder if a) it was actual Region 1, which is how I have my old laptop set, or b) if the option to watch with English subtitles would even be available. And though I had to navigate a DVD title menu in German, indeed the "Sprach" menu allowed me to pick English for the subtitles, and indeed I was off and rolling.

But I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I have to tell you how I got to picking this past Saturday.

When I made the decision to do this as part of Audient Zeitgeist, which had a bi-monthly post due in June, it was mid-May and I still had something like 35 movies to watch before 7,000. That would be faster than my usual pace at this time of year, but I knew that if I put my mind to it and I didn't schedule any rewatches, I could time it out to hit 7,000 by the last weekend in June.

As it turns out, I really put my mind to it, and also spent a weekend being sick, so I got there with time to spare, and on track to watch it even a weekend earlier than that final weekend. In fact, I had to slow down my usual pace this week, scheduling rewatches for Tuesday and Friday nights and not watching anything on Wednesday, so that 28 Years Later on Thursday night would be #6,999, and I'd be ready to start Shoah on Saturday morning. 

Because one thing I was sure of: It would be cheating if I did not watch this all within the same day. Yes, I've watched movies over multiple days before -- in fact I think I intentionally took four nights to watch Ben-Hur -- but it was a point of pride, for this landmark movie, to have something close to a real-time, consecutive viewing of those nine hours, all in one day, like the first audiences in October of 1985 presumably had. I arranged Saturday June 21st with my wife, and she gave me one of her bemused "you're crazy" looks and said "Sure."

Because the interesting thing to note about Shoah is, it's not naturally divisible into four parts, which is what they had to do to show it on PBS. The movie really does run like one long feature, and the divisions they've put in to change discs seem largely just that: instructions to change discs. Technically the film is divided into two parts, but each is more than four hours, and again, I could not tell if this was in the film at the time or put in later for our easier consumption. Either way, each part is way longer than most movies you've ever seen. 

I don't want to keep you here reading this for as long as it took me to watch Shoah, but the rest of this post will be divided into two parts: 1) A timeline of my viewing of Shoah. Come on, you're dying to know how a person watches a nine-hour movie in one day, and who am I to deny you this? 2) My thoughts on the movie based on the notes I took. 

Let's start the first part with a general strategy. 

Obviously I can't just sit there for nine hours in a row and watch a movie. Even if I could handle it from a stamina perspective, which I could not, there were a few things required of me during the day. So I decided I would try to follow a system of taking a break every hour, as well as another break any time I had to change discs. Breaking the viewing up into manageable bites would make the whole thing more manageable, hopefully. 

I should also fess up to something: I didn't only watch the movie. I did check baseball scores and that sort of thing. When you have something as long as this to watch, you have to use whatever strategy gets you through it without unduly compromising the experience of watching the movie. 

Okay let's get to that timeline. 

Timeline

7:29 a.m. Started movie. I had hoped to start closer to 7 a.m., but after checking the morning's baseball news and sleeping a few minutes later than I intended, this is when I actually started. My first viewing spot was in my office, on the old computer I mentioned previously, with a coffee and a mini chocolate chip muffin, the kind my younger son loves. 

8:30 a.m. First break. Washed dishes from the night before, and took my son to his soccer practice, which was set to start at 9 a.m.

9:13 a.m. Started second hour in my car outside the soccer practice. I was going to take this hour off to take a walk during practice, which is my custom, but after only an hour of watching Shoah and getting a little later start than I intended, I knew I couldn't afford to fool around. You'll see later on that this was a good decision. 

10:13 a.m. Finished second hour just about a minute before my son returned to the car at the end of practice. 

10:32 a.m. Started remainder of Disc 1 back in my office at home.

10:59 a.m. Finished the 2:26 Disc 1. A quarter of the way there.

11:05 a.m. Started Disc 2. 

11:15 a.m. Man came to the door to deliver four heavy boxes of rabbit food. (We have rabbits.) Had to pause for a few minutes.

12:08 p.m. Broke for lunch.

12:18 p.m. Resumed in my office, with my leftover meatloaf, broccoli and mashed potatoes all warmed up.

1:13 p.m. Disc 2 finished. Message says "Fin de le premiere epoque." I think this may refer to the fact that the movie was made over 11 years. (I couldn't really tell if things were being shown chronologically or not because there are no dates on screen.) 

I also took this break to shower and restart my computer, which went into a mode where I couldn't call the screen back up. I worried that this foreshadowed technical problems that could prevent me from finishing the viewing, but it was the last thing for the day that was any sort of technical issue. 

However, since I'd restarted my computer, I wasn't able to get my external DVD drive, which is attached by USB, to be recognized at first. While I was clicking through the various choices in My Computer, I remembered/realized that I actually have an internal DVD player on this computer, which is what I used for Discs 3 and 4.

1:48 p.m. Started Disc 3 and the "second period (epoque)" of the movie. Now I'm relocated to the couch in our garage, to give my back a bit of a rest.

2:53 p.m. Next scheduled hourly break. 

3:04 p.m. Resumed on the living room couch. Both of my sons were now out of the house -- my younger one for a sleepover at his auntie's, the older one on a bike ride with his friends -- so my wife invited me out of the dungeon-like gloom of our garage and into the sunny living room. Note: This is the fourth and final viewing venue for the movie. 

4:08 p.m. Next hourly stoppage for the longest break of the day. My older son had a 5 p.m. basketball game that's like a 20-minute drive from our house. They had a big comeback and won the game.

6:22 p.m. Resumed on the living room couch for the final 20 minutes of Disc 3.

6:42 p.m. Finished Disc 3.

6:54 p.m. Start of Disc 4.

7:37 p.m. Our Chinese delivery arrived. Ate dinner with my wife and watched an episode of The Studio.

8:18 p.m. Resumed.

8:44 p.m. Hourly break. With 1:20 left on Disc 4, decided I would skip my final break, which would come with only 20 minutes remaining, and just get it done.

8:50 p.m. Resumed. 

10:10 p.m. FINISHED.

So in all, it took me 14 hours and 41 minutes to watch 9 hours and 4 minutes. That would have been a lot shorter, of course, if not for the 2 hour and 14 minute break to go to my son's basketball game. Which did probably help me with the necessary stamina to finish the viewing.

My thoughts

Well this is pretty much a masterpiece. Let me get that out of the way at the start before I present some reservations.

I think it makes sense to look at this in a chronological overview and then go into general thoughts.

I was a bit worried at the start. The very first thing that happens in Shoah is some expository text about one of the characters the film will follow -- pages and pages of it, in fact. I thought "What, nine hours is not long enough to actually tell this person's story on screen?"

Of course, that's not the sort of movie Shoah is. It has no voiceover, only interviews with the interview subjects, and of course questions from Lanzmann as their interviewer. (More on him in a moment.) 

But at the very start I thought I was in for a long haul, and not just because the movie is about the length of three baseball games. The material in the very first portion of this film is mostly survivors visiting these areas where they came so close to death, four decades earlier. That's poignant, but not particularly distinctive, especially in terms of the way the Holocaust has subsequently been covered in our culture. I have seen quite a lot of films that have Holocaust subject matter, and though that's not Shoah's fault, because it undoubtedly got there first, it does mean that this material specifically was less likely to blow my mind and wrench my heart than it would have been if I'd seen it in 1985. (I think we also have to acknowledge that the very first part of this movie, like its first 15 minutes, were always going to be the hardest, since the enormity of how much remains is foremost in your thoughts.)

I have to say, though, that by Discs 2 and 3, I was fully in the thrall of this movie. The interviews started to give me material I hadn't gotten before in movies about the Holocaust, and make me consider things I hadn't considered before. By some point during Disc 3, I decided I was going to give Shoah five stars on Letterboxd as an absolutely vital document, the likes of which do not exist anywhere else out there in the cinematic landscape in general, and in Holocaust filmmaking in particular.

After Disc 4, I'm not so sure about that five stars. (I have not yet logged this on Letterboxd.) I may still go five stars, but I thought the momentum of the movie lost some steam in its final two hours, as it shifted to discussions of possible uprisings at the camps and in the Warsaw ghetto. This is not something I find as engaging, intellectually, as the descriptions of camp life and logistics that took up much of the middle 50 percent of this movie, and I did not find the interview subjects as compelling. For whatever reason -- and I really don't think it was exhaustion because I never felt too tired or like taking a nap -- Shoah diminished a little in its last quarter.

Who am I kidding, I will probably still give it five stars.

If you want to get an idea how the movie feels on the whole, it's a bit like 25 different interviews with survivors, participants or other related people, some of which run for a generous 20 to 25 minutes. Sometimes we see their talking heads, sometimes you are just getting the camera running over the landscape as it is in 1985 -- or, I suppose, anywhere from 1974 to when the film was finally finished in either 1984 or 1985.

Although most of what we see feels like it's taking place in the same period, we do also see some earlier interviews, particularly with a former SS soldier, that are black and white videos involving a clearly younger Lanzmann. To draw attention to the fact that these occurred at a different time, Lanzmann introduces a bit of artifice by having himself and some of his crew watch these on a video in the back of a van that functions as a mobile production studio for them, rather than just showing the video itself. 

Though they would have every reason to be, very few of these people are an emotional mess. They speak about the events with some degree of matter-of-factness, and due to an interesting choice by the filmmaker, sometimes we don't know who we're hearing from and what this person's role was until the interview has been going on for ten minutes or even reached its conclusion. It's certainly a profound way of contextualizing what they've been saying.

I also want to talk a bit about Lanzmann and how impressive he clearly was. (He only just died in 2018.) Because many of the earlier presented interviews are with Poles, and he doesn't speak Polish, it takes a little while to get a sense of how many languages he truly does speak. In fact, the translations by his translator are something that contribute to some of the early pacing issues, because we'll hear a whole story in Polish without seeing any translation, then get subtitles only when the translator is explaining it to Lanzmann. (The right choice, I think, but it means these interviews take a lot more screen time.) And how impressive, by the way, is she, for having to remember and present as much as a minute of consecutive storytelling in Polish? (I'd be curious how close her translations are to what was actually said.)

But Lanzmann proves his linguistic prowess with interviews in both English and German, only using his native French with his own translator, and we see how important it is for him to have the ability to go back and forth with an interview subject in real time, given how he can coax things out of them or hold their feet to the fire. In the former case, it's getting truly wrenching testimony from victims or survivors. In the latter case, it's forcing people involved to admit some amount of culpability, pressing that "We have to do this," or refusing to let them dodge questions. This was obviously a consuming passion for the director, requiring nearly a dozen years of his life.

Because the length of this post is already well past ungainly, I wanted to finish with a few isolated takeaways from the subject matter, things that struck me as profound or otherwise noteworthy.

1) I was really absorbed by one particular interview in English with a man talking about how the Nazis' evil deeds where almost never spelled out literally and always referred to with euphemisms, such as "the final solution." He talks about how it was a sort of "nod and wink" scenario that led to "creativity" in how to implement "the final solution." 

2) I read after the fact that Shoah was not received well in Poland, and I can see why. One interview subject, a Christian Pole, gives a pretty bad answer when asked about a distinction she makes in her comments between the word "Pole" and the word "Jew." We then get Lanzmann asking Christian Poles who observed what was happening in the ghettos if they miss the Jews or if they think their lives are better now than they were then, and the answers are disturbing. I found it fascinating to note how these people in the late 1970s/early 1980s had not yet developed today's sense of shrewdness about political correctness. Perhaps their understanding of the Holocaust and questions of complicity were just very unsophisticated at that time, but you get the sense they answer honestly without being able to hear how anything they're saying is actually sounding. They all talk about how many of the "Jewesses" were beautiful but that generally the people are "dishonest." Yikes.

During this whole section, the survivor we open on -- who was forced to sing for the Nazis along the river when he was a teenager -- has returned to the ghetto and is welcomed back enthusiastically by the locals who remember him. These same locals are saying these same ignorant things, directly in his presence, while he just continues to give an unbroken smile with only a hint of sadness, and only if you really look for it. 

3) Something I had not yet learned, in my exposure to the history from this period, was how the Nazis would kill people in so-called "extermination vans," but piling them into the back of enclosed trucks and pumping exhaust from the vehicle into the enclosed space. The description of this was horrifying. They couldn't drive too quickly from one destination to the other or else the Jews in the back of the van would not be dead yet by the time they got there. 

4) Speaking of horrifying, one interviewee talks about the "death panic" involved in the last few moments of life in the gas chamber. He talks about bodies spilling out of an opened chamber door like wood, and that they always have a pattern -- the stronger, bigger people on top, where they were climbing to get more air in the dark chamber, and the weaker, smaller, younger people on the bottom, their skulls smashed in the panic that ensued. I'm not sure if this person actually witnessed this or was just listing it as a "for example," but he makes mention of a father crushing the body of his own son -- because none of them could see anything and were fighting for their own lives.

5) Particularly interesting is one interview with a man who was forced to work as a barber in the gas chamber, cutting the hair that the Nazis would then reuse -- whose role was also designed to reduce panic amount the impending victims. I mean, why would they give you a haircut if you're about to die? Surely it'll all be alright? Although this man falls into the category of people who had no ideological role in anything related to Nazism and were essentially forced to do the things they did, and the things they did had no direct relationship with murder, he's clearly complicit in something, and it's this man who has a hard time continuing without Lanzmann pressing him and requiring him to continue. Interestingly, he's actually involved with cutting someone's hair during this interview.

There are plenty of other moments I could pluck out from over nine hours of movie an absorbing footage, but let's just say you and I have both been here long enough today. 

I'll conclude with this thought:

The impulse to watch Shoah as my 7,000th movie may have had something of the gimmick behind it. A movie about the Holocaust should never be a gimmick in any way, shape or form. 

But I'm so glad that the "stunt" of watching a nine-hour movie in one day -- 9:26, 9:04, what have you -- resulted in me finally becoming acquainted with this absolutely vital document of world history, full of first-person source information, about a topic we can never revisit too many times, because we are always learning more about its horrors -- and we should always be reminded never to forget them or let them happen again.  

Friday, August 23, 2024

My 100th MIFF movie, plus my top and bottom five

This is one of those times that keeping lists really comes in handy.

A while back -- though not from the start -- I began keeping a list of all the movies I've seen at the Melbourne International Film Festival, which includes the date and the venue. Once I started, it was easy to go back and fill in the ones I'd missed, thanks to other lists I keep. No star ratings, though I could probably go back and retroactively add them if I wanted, since they're all logged in Letterboxd.

And this was useful, because in my 11th MIFF, I have now hit triple digits.

My 100th MIFF movie was Ariane Labed's September Says, another scheduling-related convenience on Tuesday night -- and originally, a hoped for first 2024 MIFF film entirely in a language other than English. Of course, even though it is directed by a French actress who you'd know from such films as Assassin's Creed and Flux Gourmet, it's an English language film.

I didn't plan it this way, but my 100th film was at the Forum -- the same location as my first film back on August 2, 2014. That was White God, a film that left me a little flummoxed -- just like September Says left me a little flummoxed. (Not confused about what happened, but confused about what I assume is a fair amount of praise for the film.)

The Forum is a symbolic venue for my 100th film for other reasons. Although it is not my favorite MIFF venue -- that's the Capitol -- it is, in a way, the most iconic MIFF venue. If I were a better architecture student, I could tell you more about its design, but with my limited language, suffice it to say that it is an old theater that has some gothic stylings. The prior theater space has been subdivided into two spaces, but curiously, it's the upstairs portion of the previous audience that is the theater now, where the downstairs part hosts gala events, and has previously served as a festival hub where you can get cocktails and light food items. It's not doing that this year as this function has shifted to a bar at Federation Square, but I have lots of memories of coming here for a drink, sometimes meeting a friend.

To give you an idea of its grandeur, allow me to attach a couple photos.




No, Naomi Watts was not in my movie. (September Says does resemble a movie Watts appeared in, though I won't tell you which one because that would contain spoilers for September Says.) This was from the ads beforehand. I suspect you would know I would not have my phone out during the movie proper.

So before I get to reflecting on a hundred movies at MIFF, first a bit on #100.

September Says was actually my second movie of Wednesday night, though the first was not a MIFF movie. Just a week after saying I never had watched the bonus movie first and the MIFF movie second -- never to my recollection, in any case -- I did it again, catching a 6:15 show of Alien: Romulus before the 9:45 September Says. Quick thoughts on Alien: Really enjoyed, a few nitpicky plot reservations, and a couple standout scenes that felt really new within the context of a series that now consists of seven films.

After killing more than an hour between the two movies, I reported to the surprisingly sparsely attended September Says. It was so sparsely attended, in fact, that on approach I wasn't sure if I had the venue right. (The Forum also currently has scaffolding out front, contributing to its sense of desolation.) But no, it was the right place, and even though the available seating was less than a third full, we were given allocated (a.k.a. assigned) seats. That may have been the first time I've ever had that at MIFF. I could have of course moved from my assigning seating, but it turned out to be fine, quite central though farther back than I would have chosen. The way they have had to use this preexisting space, all the seats are quite far back from the screen. 

The film focuses on a pair of teenage sisters, July (Mia Tharia) and September (Pascale Kann), with the third significant character being their mother (Rakhree Thakrar). The sisters are close enough in age that they were dressed in matching outfits and photographed by their artist mother when they were younger. However, they have subsequently become outcasts and are dealing with the bullying of fellow high school students in the film's rural Ireland setting. (One of the bullies is a girl in a wheelchair, which I thought was an interesting way to expand our ideas of which types can/should play which roles.)

In their personal relationship, September is domineering yet fiercely protective. She often gets her sister to do outrageous things (the title is a variation on Simon Says), but perhaps more problematically, gets her to promise to do other things as a means of proving her devotion. It's devotion July gladly gives to her, but agreeing to kill herself if her sister dies is, um, not healthy. 

This film has some interesting moments and explorations of its central themes, but there are long slow patches between these moments, and then some tangents -- such as a one-night stand for the mother in which we randomly hear the mother's voiceover -- that didn't work for the thrust of the film at all. I was trending toward a marginal thumbs down but eventually ended up with a marginal thumbs up, committing a three-star rating to Letterboxd. 

Okay, so, 100 MIFF movies. Since I have it, I thought I would include the total list for you to either peruse carefully, or zip right through, barely glancing at a title. 

1. White God – August 2, 2014 – The Forum 
2. Black Coal, Thin Ice – August 8, 2014 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
3. Night Moves – August 11, 2014 – Capitol Theatre
4. Why Don’t You Play in Hell? – August 12, 2014 – Capitol Theatre
5. The Skeleton Twins – August 16, 2014 – Capitol Theatre
6. The Lobster – July 31, 2015 – The Forum
7. One Floor Below – August 7, 2015 – Cinema Kino
8. The End of the Tour – August 11, 2015 – Comedy Theatre
9. The Witch – August 14, 2015 – The Forum
10. The Salesman – July 30, 2016 – Comedy Theatre
11. Certain Women – July 31, 2016 – Comedy Theatre
12. Toni Erdmann – August 3, 2016 – The Forum
13. I, Olga Hepnarova – August 3, 2016 – ACMI
14. After the Storm – August 5, 2016 – The Forum
15. The Lure – August 5, 2016 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
16. Christine – August 6, 2016 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
17. Baskin – August 7, 2016 – ACMI
18. Seoul Station – August 9, 2016 – Cinema Kino
19. Paterson – August 10, 2016 – Comedy Theatre
20. Graduation – August 10, 2016 – The Forum
21. Ingrid Goes West – August 6, 2017 – Comedy Theatre
22. The Ornithologist – August 8, 2017 – ACMI
23. Fantastic Planet – August 10, 2017 – Comedy Theatre
24. My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea – August 10, 2017 – Cinema Kino
25. Let the Sunshine In – August 12, 2017 – Comedy Theatre
26. The Killing of a Sacred Deer – August 12, 2017 – Comedy Theatre
27. Golden Exits – August 16, 2017 – The Forum
28. The Square – August 17, 2017 – Comedy Theatre
29. The Lovers – August 19, 2017 – The Forum
30. Strange Days – August 19, 2017 – ACMI
31. Mandy – August 3, 2018 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
32. The Night Eats the World – August 4, 2018 – ACMI
33. Wildlife – August 4, 2018 – ACMI
34. Climax – August 4, 2018 – Comedy Theatre
35. Euthanizer – August 8, 2018 – Cinema Kino
36. Shoplifters – August 10, 2018 – Comedy Theatre
37. People’s Republic of Desire – August 10, 2018 – Cinema Kino
38. Cold War – August 12, 2018 – Comedy Theatre
39. Everybody Knows – August 14, 2018 – Comedy Theatre
40. Profile – August 14, 2018 – ACMI
41. Chris the Swiss – August 15, 2018 – The Forum
42. First Reformed – August 15, 2018 – The Forum
43. The Australian Dream – August 1, 2019 – The Plenary @ Melbourne Exhibition Centre
44. In Fabric – August 3, 2019 – The Plenary @ Melbourne Exhibition Centre
45. Deerskin – August 3, 2019 – Capitol Theatre
46. Vivarium – August 4, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
47. Matthias et Maxime – August 4, 2019 – The Plenary @ Melbourne Exhibition Centre
48. The Day Shall Come – August 6, 2019 – Capitol Theatre
49. Brittany Runs a Marathon – August 7, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
50. Berberian Sound Studio – August 7, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
51. A Family – August 8, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
52. Baby – August 10, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
53. Extra Ordinary – August 10, 2019 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
54. I Lost My Body – August 15, 2019 – Sofitel Theatre on Collins
55. The Lodge – August 15, 2019 – The Forum
56. First Cow – August 6, 2020 – Our living room
57. Marona’s Fantastic Tale – August 8, 2020 – Our living room
58. Kala Azar – August 9, 2020 – Our bedroom
59. Shiva Baby – August 12, 2020 – Our garage
60. Black Bear – August 12, 2020 – Our living room
61. The Killing of Two Lovers – August 15, 2020 – Our bedroom
62. Wendy – August 15, 2020 – Our living room
63. Prayer for a Lost Mitten – August 16, 2020 – Our bedroom
64. Just 6.5 – August 18, 2020 – Our living room
65. La Llorona – August 20, 2020 – Our living room
66. Freshman Year – August 8, 2021 – Our living room
67. Ballad of a White Cow – August 10, 2021 – Our bedroom
68. All Light, Everywhere – August 12, 2021 – Our living room
69. Zola – August 13, 2021 – Our living room
70. La Veronica – August 14, 2021 – Our living room
71. The Nowhere Inn – August 15, 2021 – Our living room
72. We Are the Thousand – August 17, 2021 – Our living room
73. Ninjababy – August 17, 2021 – Our living room
74. Night of the Kings – August 18, 2021 – Our living room
75. Riders of Justice – August 19, 2021 – Our living room
76. The Night – August 20, 2021 – Our living room
77. Language Lessons – August 21, 2021 – Our living room
78. Hit the Road – August 21, 2022 – Our living room
79. Plan 75 – August 24, 2022 – Our living room
80. My Sunny Maad – August 25, 2022 – Our living room
81. The Integrity of Joseph Chambers – August 26, 2022 – Our living room
82. Neptune Frost – August 27, 2022 – Our living room
83. Past Lives – August 5, 2023 – Comedy Theatre
84. The Bird With the Crystal Plumage – August 5, 2023 – Cinema Kino
85. It Lives Inside – August 6, 2023 – ACMI
86. Anselm – August 11, 2023 – Hoyts
87. Shut Eye – August 11, 2023 – Cinema Kino
88. Bad Behaviour – August 16, 2023 – Comedy Theatre
89. Banel & Adama – August 18, 2023 – Capitol Theatre
90. Monster – August 19, 2023 – Hoyts
91. Art Talent Show – August 21, 2023 – Our living room
92. The Face of the Jellyfish – August 22, 2023 – Our living room
93. Sorcery – August 24, 2023 – Our living room
94. Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman – August 27, 2023 – Our living room/our garage
95. La Cocina – August 9, 2024 – Capitol Theatre
96. I Saw the TV Glow – August 9, 2024 – IMAX Melbourne
97. My Old Ass – August 10, 2024 – Hoyts Melbourne Central
98. Grand Theft Hamlet – August 10, 2024 – Capitol Theatre
99. Matt and Mara – August 13, 2024 – Cinema Kino
100. September Says – August 21, 2024 – The Forum

You'll note that the venue for the films where MIFF was streaming, or at least had a streaming portion, are listed as the room in my house where I watched them.

You'll also note that some of the films are films that were not released in the year I saw them, and some of them are actually repeat viewings for me. So the hundred viewings does not include all new or new-to-me viewings. I've excluded these films from the top and bottom five I'll be including in just a moment.

A few stats about these viewings:

Venue I've seen the most films: The Comedy Theatre (15). The funny thing about this is that the Comedy Theatre has not actually been a venue in operation for a number of these years, including this year. It regularly has a stage production playing, and I think they've decided it is just too disruptive to try to factor MIFF viewings into the stage schedule -- to say nothing of a lot less financially rewarding. It also has legendarily uncomfortable seats, which did not prevent a large number of movies I wanted to see from playing there. I guess technically I saw more than 15 films at my previous house in North Melbourne, but I hardly think that counts.

Year I saw the most films: 2018 and 2021 (12). Twenty sixteen was the year I expanded my MIFF viewings from three or four each year to as many as I could reasonably see, and I saw double digits in each of those first three years, capped off with the most in 2018. However, given that streaming from home can be done virtually any night, even if it isn't quite the same experience, I did get up to 12 again in 2021. 

Year I saw the least films: 2015 (4). In part because I had a friend visiting that year, though he did attend one screening (The Witch) with me. 

Films seen in a public venue with other people: 69

Films seen at home: 31

Now on to my top and bottom five.

I struggled with whether to make this a top five of all films, or just films that I was not likely to see unless I'd picked them up at MIFF. However, I decided that for this landmark, hidden gems was not really what I was going for -- and then I decided maybe I'd just include five hidden gems as well.

I also decided not to rank them from best to fifth best, or worst to fifth worst. I'll just list the five best and five worst in alphabetical order. And because I've been consistent about writing about them, I might as well link to when they were discussed on The Audient

Top five:

Climax (2018, Gaspar Noe) - A film subdivided into a joyous celebration of dance and a Boschian nightmare. I've seen it twice more in the six years since then. Audient link here

First Reformed (2018, Paul Schraeder) - The first (alphabetically in this list, not chronologically) of two MIFF films that have gone on to be my #1 of the year -- so far. Audient link here

The Killing of Two Lovers (2020, Robert Machoian) - This could have easily fallen into the aforementioned hidden gems category, but I have such fond memories of it had that I had to include it in the regular top five. Only one of the top five I saw on streaming. Audient link here

Toni Erdmann (2016, Maren Ade) - The first time at MIFF my mind was truly blown, and also the hardest I have ever heard any audience laugh at a movie (nude brunch). The other MIFF movie that was my #1 for its year. Audient link here

Vivarium (2019, Lorcan Finnegan) - I have also watched this twice more since seeing it and it's been out for three fewer years than Climax. Chef's kiss for head trip movies with an undercurrent of social satire. Audient link here

Honorable mentions: Ingrid Goes West, Shoplifters, The Skeleton Twins

Now, the five that I really did not like:

Bad Behaviour (2023, Alice Englert) - It's the right adjective for this misanthropic story of a former child star behaving badly at a wellness retreat. Audient link here

La Cocina (2024, Alonso Ruizpalacios) - Yes, one of the five most irritated I've been at MIFF came just a couple weeks ago with this pretentious black-and-white movie about kitchen workers in a Times Square restaurant. Audient link here

Shithouse (2020, Cooper Raiff) - You'll see this listed as Freshman Year in the list above, because that's how it was released in Australia, but most people know it is as Shithouse, and it is. Audient link here

Shut Eye (2023, Tom Levesque) - If I had ranked these movies, this would have been the least bad in the bottom five, and there were about four other candidates that could have taken its place. This New Zealand movie about a woman who becomes obsessed with an AMSR star just wasn't well made, nor did it deliver on examining that distinct world. Audient link here

Wildlife (2018, Paul Dano) - I have no idea how this movie was selected as the opening night film that year, because it somehow manages to be both overwrought and inert at the same time. Just a misfire. Audient link here

Dishonorable mentions: Baskin, The Lodge, Wendy

And now five hidden gems. These are all movies I hadn't heard of before I saw them in the program, nor was I familiar with the talent involved. Some of them may have gone on to acclaim, but they were hidden from me at the time I selected them for viewing: 

Grand Theft Hamlet (2024, Sam Crane & Pinny Grylls) - I loved the concept of Shakespeare performed within the world of Grand Theft Auto, but until I saw it I couldn't have guessed that it would be profound in addition to funny. (I have since learned it won a big award at SXSW, but that doesn't mean I'd ever heard of it.) Audient link here.

I Lost My Body (2019, Jeremy Clapin) - Another one that became acclaimed, but after MIFF, as this went on to be nominated for an Oscar. But at the time I picked it, it was just an animated French movie about a disembodied hand trying to find its owner again.  Audient link here.

La Llorona (2019, Jayro Bustamante) - There was a bad Hollywood movie about La Llorona. This was not it. Blew me away with its filmmaking. Audient link here.

The Lure (2016, Agnieszka Smoczynska) - Who knew the Poles could make a movie about murderous mermaids in the 1980s? I certainly didn't when I picked this. Audient link here.

La Veronica (2021, Leonardo Madel) - In perhaps the most formally intriguing film I've ever seen at MIFF (or almost anywhere else), a soccer wife and social media star is at the center of every single frame of the film, with only her background changing. A real deep dive into navel gazing and encroaching personality dissolution. Audient link here.

Honorable mentions: The Face of the JellyfishSeoul Station, Shiva Baby 

Okay, that's enough of that.

But it's not quite enough of MIFF 2024. I will finish with at least one more film, but probably two more films, on Saturday. 

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Not all milestones are created equal

Today I learned that The Muppet Movie is being re-released this (U.S.) summer to celebrate the 45th anniversary of its release.

Come on.

We all know it is patently ridiculous to celebrate X number of years since something occurred if the X does not end in a zero or five.

But if you celebrate all of the anniversaries ending in zero and five, that's too much too. 

The target audience for this celebration, even if it is comprised of adoring fans, will say "Didn't we just do this?"

Forty-five is a perfect example of a terrible anniversary to celebrate. Oh if you are married for 45 years, oh yeah, you should be jumping for joy, if you're still able. Andrew Haigh even made a movie about it. (Wait, I don't think that was the point of that movie.)

But a movie's 45th? Just wait five years and celebrate its 50th.

Especially if you are talking about a re-release, which should really only happen on special anniversaries, because I can tell you it ain't happening every five years. Especially if that film's golden anniversary is just five years off.

I don't recall anyone creating any hoopla over the 40th anniversary of The Muppet Movie five years ago, so maybe this is just an overdue celebration for a movie whose previous anniversaries had been neglected. Still I say, can't you just wait five more years? Are you that desperate for the extra couple million the re-release will bring in?

So let's talk about the movie release anniversaries it is okay to celebrate.

Ten is the first one I would do. When it's five years, that's too soon, and no one has had the time to develop any nostalgia for the different time in their lives when they first saw the film. Because that's a big part of this whole thing, right?

You have to skip 15, especially if you've done ten. That's easy.

Twenty is a tricky one. Two decades is the roughly defined length of a generation, the dividing line between baby boomers and Gen X and millennials. I'm okay with it, with the caveat that you have a really special anniversary only five years off. If you can wait, wait. If you can't, I get it.

Twenty-five. Of course. Quarter century. 

Thirty is also tricky. In fact, from here on out you can make an argument for any anniversary ending in zero. So that'll cover 30, 40, 50, 60, 70. I mean, 50 is such a given that I needn't even devote a separate thought to it because of course you celebrate 50.

Thirty-five is the first one that is just dumb, and 45 is equally dumb. In fact, I say you skip every other five until you get to 75, and then until you get to 125. At some point we will be celebrating the 125th anniversary of the release of certain movies, though no one alive will have seen them when they came out. 

I didn't mention 100, but obviously. 

So 45 is slightly less dumb than 55 but it's slightly more dumb than 35. In any case, it's dumb.

What really is the likely explanation is that someone got the idea to re-release The Muppet Movie like three years ago and someone else said "Okay, but we at least have to wait for its 45th anniversary." Perhaps they deemed the conditions were right, for whatever reason, and waiting those extra three years was already the compromise. Maybe waiting eight years would have lost the window of opportunity, however they defined it.

But it still doesn't mean that I can't grumble about it here on my blog, and now I have. 

Thursday, September 21, 2023

A locally themed 6,500th viewing

It seemed likely that my 6,500th viewing would be the new movie Joy Ride -- not to be confused with the 2001 movie Joy Ride, which I quite liked. I had rented it on iTunes and downloaded it to my computer, ostensibly to watch it at a time when the internet was too weak or non-existent to stream -- or then just to watch it at my first opportunity when that wasn't the case.

Of course, in my first opportunity that wasn't the case, there's a nice big TV on the living room wall of the villa in the resort where we're staying, so that attracted my attention more.

And so I went scrolling in the Netflix account that was already logged on.

In one particular section of movies, I was laughing at how I had seen literally all of them. I kept scrolling to the right as my wife, who was not planning to watch the movie with me, and I both played a game of naming off the titles we had seen.

The first one I got to that I hadn't seen, but she had -- the only such movie on the whole list, in fact -- was the Australian film Red Dog, which is beloved enough that they made a sequel. I knew even before this that she was favorable on it, which had put it on my list, albeit distantly. But the next thing she said clinched it for me:

"And that's set in this part of the world."

I needed no further encouragement to click into it, especially for a milestone movie on holiday.

Indeed, I am in the northwest of Australia -- as opposed to the southeast, where I usually spend my time -- and indeed, Red Dog is set throughout this area, but primarily in a port mining town called Dampier. On the map it doesn't look all that far from my current location of Broome, but Google tells me it is more than 850 Ks, which will take you almost nine hours.

Movies about beloved dogs, perhaps especially those based on a true story, have a built-in eyeroll factor, if you are a cinephile -- probably even if you are a dog lover cinephile. They tend to be precious and the standard for the filmmaking is pretty low. 

Red Dog gleefully upends most of those assumptions, especially in the filmmaking. The director with the highly suspicious name of Kriv Stenders has a real eye for putting together an image, as this is a truly crisp-looking picture with a lively sense of visual wit. (Cinematographer Geoffrey Hall has a long history in Australian projects, the only one of which that stood out for me was Chopper -- not a movie I remember having noteworthy visuals.) Even the tug-at-your-heartstrings dog stuff is, though, fairly muted by the standards of such a movie.

The movie looks at this shaggy community of miners in the 1970s, who have blown to Dampier from all corners of the globe and stayed where the work was. Other locals look down on them and doubt they have the capacity for the sort of kinship that forms between them, in large part due to a dog found in the middle of the highway by the two credited with starting the ramshackle community, one of whom is played by Australian character actor Noah Taylor. This serene canine seen in the poster above takes a shine to their group, available to anyone for a pat and a dose of being adjacent to the dog's intrinsic sageness, but allowing no one to call him his master. Until an American one day saves him from a game where the miners are betting on things like how quickly the dog will eat a bowl of food, before they can change up the stakes to eating a live chicken. Like I said, these guys are rough around the edges, but not incapable of a little personal growth when they're in the vicinity of Red.

Given that I knew this was a beloved Australian film, I was a little surprised that the lead is played by Josh Lucas. Most Australian films keep it local. Then again, this was based on real facts, and I imagine the real John Grant was American, so there you go. 

Anyway, the story is basically a portrait of this community throughout the life of the dog and John, though spoiler alert, it was the 1970s so the dog is not still alive. However, I wouldn't consider this the sort of "tragic dog death movie" that triggers dog lovers, and potentially gets the eyes rolling among more cynical cinephiles. 

In fact, for me it was just pure pleasure. It would have made a great 6,500th viewing even if it weren't set in the place I am currently spending my vacation. 

Saturday, April 29, 2023

Milestones revisited

Ali: Fear Eats the Soul was the 6400th movie I've ever seen.

There's nothing special about that milestone. Nothing at all.

Except that this happened to be the milestone that prompted me to create a separate Excel spreadsheet to record all my previous hundred-movie milestones.

Ever since I started keeping track not just of the movies I saw, but the order I saw them, I have made note of the new passing of every 100th movie by bolding it on the running list I keep in a Microsoft Word document. This dates all the way back to when I started this document on the occasion of my 1500th movie of all time, which was watched on February 22, 2002, and was the documentary American Pimp, directed by Allen and Albert Hughes.

Why have I cared to mark these milestones? I don't know, exactly, except that a list-maker always thinks that more is more when it comes to the data you make note of. 

But it's something more driving this impulse than just obsessive documentation. I like to think there's something, I don't know, distinctive -- meaningful -- about what movie happens to make up each hundredth I watch. I don't know what that could possibly be, but I think this nonetheless.

I should mention the implied given here: that each hundredth is random and unpremeditated. That's a key part of this whole process, that it has to occur organically. 

That's not always possible. For starters, sometimes I intentionally choose what the milestone movie will be. But that only comes every ten hundreds, or put another way, every thousandth movie. Each new thousandth movie I see is worth marking in some specific way, and I'm comfortable with that.

The other nine milestones every one thousand? I want it to be whatever is randomly up next in a viewing order dictated by my week-to-week viewing priorities, determined by the new releases that are out, whatever I'm reviewing next, the movies I'm watching for various series on this blog or other movie challenges, and everything else that fights its way to the top of the queue to reach my eyeballs. (Ali: Fear Eats the Soul was a good example of this organic process, as I had determined to watch it during the week this week -- it not being a weekend night movie -- in order to listen to them discuss it on Filmspotting.)

For some reason, when I hit #6400, I decided to go back and record all 51 movies that have gotten bolded in my Word document since I started it with American Pimp. (Yes, it's been a busy 21+ years, watching 4900 movies in that time.) So I got together an Excel spreadsheet the other night.

And because any time I do a project like this, I also feel like I should tell you about it on my blog, this is me doing that.

I should say, though, that this is not merely a masturbatory impulse just to dump information on you. There's actually real insight to be gleaned from this. That's because one thing I decided also to do was determine the number of days that transpired between each installment of 100. I can see the times in my life -- in the last two decades of my life, anyway -- when I was most focused on watching movies, and the times when I was least focused. Like, in the year before my 2008 wedding I was not watching movies with the same sense of urgency, as well as in the year 2003, perhaps because I was more focused on my girlfriend at the time and watching movies together was something we did relatively infrequently. (Though I did spike after my first son was born. What does that say about me?) Then of course there were the years when I was watching features to include them in the human rights film festival, an activity that nearly doubled my usual movie viewing during the closing months of the years 2015 and 2016. 

So I will include the list of each milestone movie below, as well as the amount of time that transpired since the previous one, followed by a few stray comments. I should mention that these are only first-time viewings I'm talking about here, so high periods of repeat viewings might have sometimes caused me to take longer to get to the next milestone. 

#1500 (2/22/2002): American Pimp (1999, Allen & Albert Hughes) 
#1600 (10/3/2002): One Hour Photo (2002, Mark Romanek) 223 days
#1700 (6/23/2003): The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984, W.D. Richter) 263 days
#1800 (6/14/2004): The Fog of War (2003, Errol Morris) 357 days
#1900 (4/12/2005): What the Bleep Do We Know?! (2004, William Arntz) 302 days
#2000 (9/16/2005): Casablanca (1942, Michael Curtiz) 157 days
#2100 (2/3/2006): Monster-in-Law (2005, Robert Luketic) 143 days
#2200 (8/12/2006): Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006, Adam McKay) 187 days
#2300 (1/30/2007): The Power of One (1992, John G. Avildsen) 171 days
#2400 (8/18/2007): Superbad (2007, Greg Mottola) 200 days
#2500 (3/8/2008): Flightplan (2005, Robert Schwentke) 203 days
#2600 (10/17/2008): Sex Drive (2008, Sean Anders) 223 days
#2700 (3/13/2009): Role Models (2008, David Wain) 147 days
#2800 (8/27/2009): Freddy Got Fingered (2001, Tom Green) 167 days
#2900 (1/2/2010): Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009, Kenny Ortega) 128 days
#3000 (5/12/2010): Mr. 3000 (2004, Charles Stone III) 130 days
#3100 (10/1/2010): The Ghost Writer (2010, Roman Polanski) 142 days
#3200 (1/27/2011): Freedom Writers (2011, Richard LaGravenese) 118 days
#3300 (7/17/2011): Drive Angry (2011, Patrick Lussier) 171 days
#3400 (11/30/2011): A Better Life (2011, Chris Weitz) 136 days
#3500 (4/14/2012): The Big Year (2011, David Frankel) 136 days
#3600 (11/2/2012): God Bless America (2012, Bobcat Goldthwait) 202 days
#3700 (3/27/2013): The Descent (2005, Neil Marshall) 145 days
#3800 (9/22/2013): It's a Disaster (2012, Todd Berger) 179 days
#3900 (1/14/2014): Sightseers (2012, Ben Wheatley) 114 days
#4000 (8/17/2014): Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927, F.W. Murnau) 215 days
#4100 (12/28/2014): Willow Creek (2013, Bobcat Goldthwait) 133 days
#4200 (5/15/2015): Capricorn One (1978, Peter Hyams) 138 days
#4300 (9/15/2015): The Visit (2015, M. Night Shyamalan) 137 days
#4400 (12/21/2015): A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence (2014, Roy Andersson) 83 days
#4500 (4/21/2016): The Last Emperor (1987, Bernardo Bertolucci) 122 days
#4600 (9/3/2016): Jane Got a Gun (2015, Gavin O'Connor) 135 days
#4700 (12/3/2016): Living and Other Fictions (2016, Jo Sol) 91 days
#4800 (5/7/2017): Get Out (2017, Jordan Peele) 165 days
#4900 (9/24/2017): Patti Cake$ (2017, Geremy Jasper) 130 days
#5000 (2/8/2018): The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953, Roy Rowland) 137 days
#5100 (7/20/2018): Paddington 2 (2017, Paul King) 162 days
#5200 (12/2/2018): Outlaw King (2018, David Mackenzie) 135 days
#5300 (4/30/2019): School Daze (1988, Spike Lee) 149 days
#5400 (9/12/2019): Downton Abbey (2019, Michael Engler) 135 days
#5500 (1/16/2020): Vox Lux (2018, Brady Corbet) 126 days
#5600 (6/24/2020): Wasp Network (2019, Olivier Assayas) 160 days
#5700 (10/20/2020): Yes, God, Yes (2020, Karen Maine) 118 days
#5800 (2/14/2021): Synchronic (2020, Justin Benson & Aaron Morehead) 117 days
#5900 (7/12/2021): Black Widow (2021, Cate Shortland) 148 days
#6000 (11/18/2021): The Bible: In the Beginning ... (1966, John Huston) 129 days
#6100 (3/15/2022): The Tinder Swindler (2022, Felicity Morris) 117 days
#6200 (8/24/2022): She's Funny That Way (2014, Peter Bogdanovich) 162 days
#6300 (12/9/2022): The People We Hate at the Wedding (2022, Claire Scanlon) 107 days
#6400 (4/26/2023): Ali: Fear Eats the Soul (1974, Rainer Werner Fassbinder) 138 days

Now the promised random comments:

1) A disproportionate number of these seem to be gross-out comedies. In that category you have Superbad, Sex Drive, Role Models and Freddy Got Fingered -- and that's just from 2007 to 2009. Those types of movies definitely died out a bit after that ... or maybe I just watched less of them.

2) I thought it was funny that consecutive milestone movies had the word "writer" in the title, from #3100 The Ghost Writer to #3200 Freedom Writers.

3) Is it weird that the only director who has directed more than one milestone movie for me is Bobcat Goldthwait? He directed my #3600 God Bless America and my #4100 Willow Creek ... and only five other movies altogether, only three of which I've seen. 

4) I was very consistent with my movie watching pace in 2011 and 2012, as it took me 136 days to get from #3300 to #3400 ... and then exactly 136 more days to get from #3400 to #3500.

5) For the most part I feel I've been fairly consistent with my pace during distinct eras of my life, but there are random exceptions that interest me. Considering that same period above, where I went exactly 136 days between milestones twice in a row, I then random jumped up to 202 days to get to #3600 in the middle months of 2012. Actually, when I started writing this little blurb, I thought it was random ... and then I realized that that was when I moved house. I'm sure a lot of movie watching was lost during that transition, and that period also featured the Boston Celtics making a memorable playoff run that the Miami Heat ultimately extinguished. Then there was also a trip to the east coast during that period. (We still lived in Los Angeles.) So I guess, not so mysterious after all, and when that period calmed down I went right back to 145 days between #3600 and #3700.

6) The 215-day gap from #3900 to #4000 was because of my vow to cut down on my movie viewing until I found a job after my move to Australia. Like clockwork, though, I went back up to a scant 133 days for my next milestone after I'd had luck in that endeavor. 

7) The vast majority of these were movies I watched on video, in whatever definition that term held at the time. The only ones I watched in the theater were Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Superbad, Sex Drive, The Visit, Get Out, Patti Cake$, Downton Abbey and Black Widow

8) I've seen exactly one milestone movie on my birthday, which I watched on October 20, 2020: Yes, God, Yes.

9) For the sake of posterity, I ought to make note of the thousand-movie milestones, the ones I chose intentionally: #2000 (first time I watched Casablanca), #3000 (Mr. 3000, an obvious tie-in), #4000 (I wanted a classic I had not seen, and Sunrise fit the bill), #5000 (The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, again an obvious tie-in and a rather disappointing movie) and #6000 (a movie about the Bible chosen because of the 6,000 years the world has supposedly existed). 

10) The longest gap between hundred-movie milestones is easily the 357 days, nearly a whole year, it took me to get from #1700 to #1800. I can easily remember a lot of the movies I watched with my ex-girlfriend during that time ... which may just be an indication that it was a relatively uncommon experience. I suspect since I was relatively poor and there was no streaming, so you had to pay for every rental (unless you were using the library, which I wasn't then), I ended up just not watching as much. Streaming has really made a difference in my totals, obviously. Also, you can really tell that starting to date my wife in early 2005 re-stimulated a possibly temporarily dormant affair with movies, since it went from taking 302 days to go from #1800 to #1900 to a mere 157 for the next hundred, nearly half that. However, during that period I did also renew writing for AllMovie after they had needed to stop using freelancers for a while. That's probably a better explanation for the activity we're seeing during that time.

11) The shortest interval was a mere 83 days between #4300 and #4400, and indeed that was during the intense period of vetting movies for my first of two years with HRAFF (Human Rights & Arts Film Festival). A year later it took me 91 days to watch 100 movies during that same busy period. Weirdly, though, the third shortest was when it took me just 107 days to watch 100 movies last year, to get from #6200 to #6300. I don't have a specific explanation for why I was so ravenous for movies at the end of 2022. 

12) The most common amount of days it took me to watch 100 movies was 135 days. That happened three times.

13) However, the average amount of time it took me to watch 100 movies over this period was 157.8 days.

And now I release you to go continue pursuing your own weird obsessions. I'm sure you have them. 

Friday, February 17, 2023

Review #500

It seems like only five years, seven months and 30 days ago that I was writing this post, which I considered a landmark at the time, in which I notified you that I had reached the august heights of 100 reviews written for ReelGood -- and which remains a repository for all the reviews I had written before or have written since, updated every time a new one publishes. 

Five years, seven months and 30 days later, I have added another 400 to that total.

That's right, yesterday's review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania -- which you can find here -- took me to half millennium's worth of reviews, a much more impressive benchmark.

Spoiler alert: I didn't really care for it.

Four hundred reviews in 2070 days means on average one every 5.175 days.

And during that time it has sometimes just felt like a perfunctory instance of feeding the beast. The beast is hungry. The beast demands more.

Up until very recently, I haven't examined the analytics for ReelGood, and even after doing so I don't really understand half of what they mean. So I don't really know if the beast is also an audience that demands new reviews at such regular intervals.

But I do have a sort of professional commitment to uphold, as I am a member of the Australian Film Critics Association based on a certain frequency of output that I've told them I have been making, which has mostly been true. 

I've got other writers for the site, but they are strictly volunteers who write or not at their pleasure. I mean, we're all volunteers in that nobody gets paid, but at least I do get to see movies for free, whereas they only see them for free when I send them to a screening. In any case, I'm not getting the volume from them so my own reviews must make up the substantial difference.

And most of the time I still like this. When I do finally sit down to write a review, I write it quickly and energetically. In extreme examples the writing process can take as little as 20 minutes, which is interesting because I don't actually plan out what I'm going to say before I start. I have a way to open the review in mind, and as I'm writing I pluck loose threads and impressions from my brain to fill out the rest. Of course, knowing that I'm going to synopsize the plot in about three paragraphs about two paragraphs in -- followed by another three to five paragraphs of substantive analysis -- means I can do this all quickly and efficiently in getting to a word count in the neighborhood of 1,000. Having written 500 of anything means you've got the process down pretty well.

And yet I sometimes wonder if reaching a milestone like this should be the occasion for introspection, for reconsidering what you're doing and whether it's all heading somewhere satisfying.

I'll be 50 in October, and I know I won't be writing reviews forever. But right now is a particular time of introspection for a handful of reasons:

1) There's some weird issue going on with trying to transfer the registration of my site to me. It has to do with the fact that I'm a new registrant but I use the same email address as the old registrant. I tried to get the registration transferred something like a year ago, and it obviously didn't work properly, and I made a couple calls to the company that hosts the domain and it was all getting very complicated. The fact that the registration hadn't properly changed hands seemed like it didn't matter for ages, and then for the past couple months they have been sending me a reminder email about every three days that action is required on it. With all else that's been going on in my life, I've been blowing it off and just hoping that one day I don't wake up and have no website.

2) The ReelGood Film Festival has been off for a year but is returning in April, or is it May? There's been some chatter about the fact that my site and this festival nowadays have very little to do with one another, and whether there wasn't some brand confusion resulting from this. I don't actually know where this discussion is going to go at the moment. Could be somewhere positive, could be somewhere not so positive.

3) I'm kind of just tired. It's become increasingly clear that reviewing the latest releases plays a significant role in what movies I watch, when, which may be a rather obvious statement. But it's always been clear -- as in, always since I started writing for ReelGood in 2014 -- that there are certain movies my wife might like to watch with me, only I've already watched them because I had to "feed the beast." In fact, it's very possible that part of the reason she has gravitated toward TV rather than movies is that she doesn't want to be forced to watch a movie when I need to see it, but she would ultimately like to watch it with me, but by then all the good movies are gone because I've already watched them.

So as recently as about 20 reviews ago I thought "What if I just review 20 more movies and then call it quits?" I don't know how seriously I was thinking it, but the thought did cross my mind.

There are two big reasons I don't:

1) If I am no longer writing reviews, I can no longer legitimately renew my membership with AFCA, which means I would go back to paying for all my movies like any other schlub. To be honest, I've gotten used to strolling into a movie theater and only having to pull out my wallet because that's where I keep my critics card.

2) If I stop being a reviewer for ReelGood, I may never review films again.

It's the last one that sends a blast of cold to the pit of my stomach. This thing that has defined me for more than 25 years -- at least in my own mind if not other people's minds -- could be ending, never to resume again.

I'm not ready.

And though I have not yet figured out what my 501st review will be, I did just watch the new Netflix movie Your Place or Mine last night -- also didn't care for that -- and if I put up a review on Monday, it would still be within the two-week window since its release, which is my typical guide for whether a movie is still fresh enough for a review.

There would be a certain beauty to stopping at 500, but certain beauties are overrated. When I wrote my last review for AllMovie after more than a decade of writing for them from 2000 to 2011, it was my 1218th -- not a round number at all. (A lot of that was backfilling their database with reviews of old movies that didn't yet have one, and the reviews were only about 300 words, so it doesn't make for a particularly useful comparison to my current run.)

Of course, AllMovie was the one that told me they could no longer use me when they stopped using freelancers and brought all their reviews in house.

I'd have the chance to go out on my own terms with ReelGood, if I wanted to, and the way things are structured right now, I'm my own boss so nobody can tell me to get lost. There are other potential pressures that could "force" me out, but nothing quite like serving at the pleasure of a higher power that decides whether or not to pay me or publish me. I don't get paid at all so that makes those sorts of factors pretty much moot.

But I guess I'm not ready to go out yet. I'm not even 50. Don't put this film critic out to pasture when he can still write quickly and energetically and tell you that the latest Ant-Man movie isn't very good because the quantum realm is a shitty digital environment that fails to make use of the series' tendency to show small things and big things in opposition to each other.

They'll still be 30 more Marvel movies to review before they have to probably pull the plug on the MCU, and I'd like to be here to tell you whether you should see them or not. 

Thursday, July 21, 2022

6000 movies on Flickchart: How consistent have I been?

I have what you might call an obsession with documentation. You may have noticed.

One way this expresses itself is by keeping track of my movements on Flickchart, partly so that if their server ever dies, I'll still have my rankings in an Excel file. But partly also for analyses like the one I am about to do.

I've just reached the milestone of 6,000 movies added to Flickchart, which is still 187 shy of my actual number of viewings. I've gotten behind on what was once a real-time ranking of new movies seen, but right now I'm as close to being caught up as I have been in some time, only about six months behind.

And having just crossed that milestone, I decided it was time to analyze my own Flickcharting to see how consistent I've been. But first I need to explain how it was even possible I could do that.

I'll start by explaining my method of tracking my Flickcharting offline. I have an Excel spreadsheet which gives a real-time snapshot of where my movies are on Flickchart. When a new movie gets added, I go to the appropriate row on that sheet and insert it, moving all the other movies down by one, in keeping with what actually occurs on the site. When a movie wins a duel against another and moves up that way, I'll cut it and paste it from its lower rung on the spreadsheet to its new position of prominence. In this way, I will always have an exact backup of my Flickchart in Excel.

But then I also have a sheet in the same workbook where I keep track of the movements as they occur. I tend to alternate adding new movies with dueling random movies, so you will get a pair of line items on the sheet that look like this, my most recent two "transactions" completed:

A quick explanation of this.

The top line shows that The Golden Compass beat Copland in a random duel, which moves it from 929th on my chart to 884th, pushing Copland down to 885th. I recently rewatched Copland and was not enthralled with it, so I expect more duels with outcomes like this.

The second line shows my addition of C'mon C'mon, a film I was not a big fan of. There are only about a thousand films I've ranked so far that I liked less. As you can see, it landed at 4923 on its initial entry into the chart, losing to Skyscraper but besting The Last Unicorn. (Seeing as how I have not seen The Last Unicorn since the early 1980s, it's dubious how accurate this is anyway.)

If my screenshot had been extended just a little to the left, you'd see that this was row 4243 in the spreadsheet, which gives you an approximate idea how long I've been keeping track of these movements.

So what to do with all this data? Well I'll tell you.

One would be to track a particular film's movements over time. Did I mention that I also take snapshots of the main page every 10,000 rankings, saving them as their own sheet, so I can look back in time to see where I once was? Well I do that too. However, that's on as-needed basis when I'm curious about a particular title, and so far, the need has not arisen.

Instead, I decided to use this milestone to see how consistent my dueling decisions have been over the years. By searching titles -- assuming I spelled them correctly in my haste to record them -- I can see how many movies beat another movie at one point in time, then lost to the same movie at a different point in time. Theoretically, the implicit goal of working toward a perfect Flickchart means that all your decisions are sacrosanct and internally consistent with one another -- an impossible standard, but one all we Flickcharters secretly like to believe is hypothetically attainable.

This little trawl of my data would show me just how consistent I've been.

Now, if I wanted to spend all my time analyzing this data, I'm sure there's a lot I could find out. But I'd really need an algorithm to help with something like that. I'm not some Howard Hughes who has all the time I want to parse my Flickcharting decisions while wearing boxes of Kleenex on my feet.

So I decided to just go from the top of the list and see how many inconsistencies I could find in my top, say, 100. Due to the way I duel -- which I won't explain right now, just trust me -- those top 100 movies duel more than any other on my chart, so they are the easiest to track if I want the most number of results.

Now, it should be no surprise that the top ten did not contain many movements. I've not had a lot of changes in my top ten during this time. In fact, since Raising Arizona has been my #1 the whole time, it doesn't appear at all on this page of the workbook -- having never lost a duel nor needed to win a duel to move up.

But as we get closer to the bottom of that top ten, some interesting results are revealed.

For example, I discovered that my #7, Fargo, has both beaten and lost to my #8, Toy Story. Since they are only separated by one on my chart, one might assume something like this would be the case. A rewatch of either one or the other could easily be responsible for such a shift, though in this case, I doubt that's a factor -- I happen to have not rewatched Fargo since 2012 and Toy Story since 2013. I haven't been keeping this spreadsheet for that long. (In fact, Excel says I created it on May 28, 2014.)

So while we said this result is not a surprise, it may be a surprise just how frequently this has occurred after these two.

The Iron Giant, my current #10, has both beaten and lost to Wargames, my current #21. I think this movement probably occurred not long after my most recent Iron Giant viewing in late 2018, when it ultimately moved into a spot in the top ten that it has not yet relinquished.  

Tangled, my current #14, has both beaten and lost to Jesus Christ Superstar, my current #15. But then Jesus Christ Superstar has also beaten and lost to Schindler's List, which is now down at #43. JCS used to "slum it" with Schindler's List down in the 40s but has since gotten a big boost. 

As we continue, more movies have switched places with more than one other movie. Do the Right Thing (#20) has had trouble deciding whether it's better or worse than both Run Lola Run (#22) and Unforgiven (#24). Wargames not only traded places with Iron Giant, as listed above, but also with Big (#33). The same can be said for Run Lola Run, which adds Donnie Darko (#23) to its list of dance partners in addition to Do the Right Thing, and then there's Shawshank Redemption (#26) being fickle with both A Fish Called Wanda (#30) and Time Bandits (#31).

I abandoned this exercise at this point, as it was becoming pretty clear that these sort of results would continue to bear themselves out down the chart.

I suppose what I would really need is to see if two movies that are far apart from each other on the chart have actually mutually beaten each other, but a) that's much harder to track, because I would have to have my suspicions of which titles these might be in advance, and b) Flickchart doesn't really work that way, except for over a long period of time with a lot of intervening movements. Once one film beats another, they are next to each other on the chart, at least for the immediate future -- so it's not so easy for them to be at a great distance from one another again, unless you purposefully re-rank a movie because it seems out of place.

I did find one interesting result from within this top 26, which was that Bound (#19) actually beat Big (#33) at two different times. How is it possible for one film to leap over another film twice? Shouldn't it be ahead of that film after the first win? Yes it is, but then the second film can leap frog the first by beating a film that's ahead of both of them. It's nice to know that both times that Bound and Big dueled with Big in the lead, I saw it fit to reverse their respective positions. That's the sort of consistency I'm looking for. Of course, I don't and can't keep track of how many times one of the films might have beaten the other without their positions changing -- and in fact, Big might have won a duel against Bound in this scenario when it was in the higher slot.

There's one other takeaway I want to discuss before I let you go.

I noted that Shawshank had beaten A Fish Called Wanda and vice versa, but what I didn't say is that A Fish Called Wanda has actually leaped past Shawshank two different times, with Shawshank getting the win in the middle duel. 

Now I don't keep track of the dates these duels occurred on this spreadsheet, but I can tell you that on line 1888 -- which means after I'd added 944 new movies and had 944 lower movies win a duel over a higher movie -- Wanda defeated Shawshank to move from 30th to 21st. Five hundred twelve "transactions" later, on line 2400, it was Shawshank upending Wanda to go from 24th to 23rd. Then a mere 142 lines later, which was probably only a couple months depending on how frequently I was charting at the time, Wanda claimed its revenge on Shawshank by moving from 25th to 24th. It seems unlikely that I watched either movie during that time, though I have seen both movies in the past ten years.

But that's not nearly the shortest time period to change my mind. Sticking with Shawshank, on line 2602, Time Bandits bested Shawshank to move from 26th to 25th. Only 64 transactions later -- in other words, only 32 new movies added and only 32 movies repositioned by the outcome of a duel -- Shawshank took the position back by jumping from 27th to 25th. And yes, that two-slot difference suggested there was an intervening transaction related to Shawshank, which was the aforementioned Big insinuating itself between the two of them. 

The only real conclusion to draw from this is what Flickcharters have acknowledged from time immemorial, time immemorial being the 13+ years Flickchart has been available to the public: that human beings, perhaps especially cinephiles, are fickle, and they might select differently between two movies depending on what day of the week it was and what mood they were in.

And when you have a chart with more than 6,000 movies on it, these relative positions are anything but absolute -- even when your thoughts don't change as the result of new information, like a repeat viewing. These are fine differences indeed, imperceptible levels of preference and variations in quality. 

So yeah, I've written all this to conclude something you likely would have surmised before you even started reading.

Hey but at least I used my data.