"It's this year's Jumper!"
"Dakota Fanning has never kicked this much ass!"
"It's not being released in January! This is clearly February!"
"When Push comes to shove, it's great!"
"Djimon Hounsou hasn't been this good since Eragon!"
"It's like The Matrix meets The Matrix: Reloaded!"
"Chris Evans, as you've always seen him before!"
"From the director of Lucky Number Slevin!"
"Push is a ... movie!"
