The Wolf Man in Cabin 10 - The guests on a billionaire's yacht get a huge surprise when the journalist writing a story about him turns into a werewolf.
Predator: F Marry Kill - I'd fuck the predator, marry the android and kill the xenomorph.
F1 Marry Kill - I'd fuck Brad Pitt, marry Brad Pitt and kill Brad Pitt.
Zoogonia 2 - They finally grudgingly accept all the animals, but accepting aliens is just a bridge too far.
Captain America: Jurassic World - Sam Wilson grows a Red Hulk Harrison Ford, large enough to fight off some pesky dinosaurs.
It Was Rust an Accident - A group of Irani former political prisoners kidnap Alec Baldwin because they believe he was the one who shot that cinematographer in the chest.
Himnet - Shakespeare's son survives getting bubonic plague and grows up to become a bio-enhanced football player.
28 Years Laterialists - Humans are so comfortable in the post-zombie era that they've gone back to judging potential suitors by their height and net worth.
I Snow White You Did Last Summer - A villain origin story in which we learn Snow White was actually the bad one, and used a hook to eliminate her competition for the title "fairest of all."
I Know What You Did Last Submersible Disaster - The answer is: nothing. They did nothing.
After the KPop Demon Hunt - The singers in HuntrX accuse the singers in Saja Boys of making them their little soda pop without the girls' permission.
Wicked: For Good Boy - Who knew the conclusion of this story would be Toto fighting off an evil force in a house in the woods?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick Your Dragon - Actually, kicking the dragon was what led to the loss of the legs.
Avatar: Fire and Smashing Machine - An MMA fighter develops a powerful drug habit while recovering from his cage match against Colonel Quaritch in the body of a Na'vi.
Hurry Up Dead Man - After grilling all the suspects, Benoit Blanc reveals this twist: The Weeknd was killed by his own massive ego.
The Frankenstein Four: First Steps - Who wins in a fight, Thing or Frankenstein's Monster?
Anakinda Pregnant - A large snake's faked pregnancy is actually just Jack Black bulging out of its stomach.
Spinal Destination: Bloodlines - David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls finally succumb to the persistent embodiment of death that has gotten all their previous drummers.
Mission: Impossible - The Final Destination - Ethan Hunt could climb the Burj Khalifa, but he's no match for your average, run-of-the-mill revolving restaurant.
Togeternity - Dave Franco and Alison Brie didn't realize their bodies were going to be fused together in the afterlife as well.
Jay Kellio - George Clooney has even more regrets about how he spent his time on Earth when he's beamed into outer space and no longer on Earth.
The Alto Knights at Freddy's - Duelling Robert DeNiro's fight a bunch of animatronic robots at a mobster themed restaurant.
The Freakier Friday Murder Club - Not only must Helen Mirren, Ben Kingsley, Pierce Brosnan and Celia Imrie solve murders, they must do it while switched into the bodies of their grandchildren.
The Housemaid of Dynamite - No one knows who fired Sydney Sweeney at a rich family in the suburbs, but clearly they intended to inflict the maximum possible damage.
Death of a Unicornfield - A murderous clown gets the tables turned on him when he's speared through the chest by a mythological creature.
Eddington in Peru - The local sheriff and the local mayor have a violent disagreement about whether a bear can take off his mask while eating marmalade.
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