Saturday, January 18, 2020

How the sausage gets made: My 18-month road to the decade's best

Thanks for reading my best of the decade post yesterday. Now, to take you farther behind the scenes than you ever dreamed or wanted.

You don’t really need to know all the ins and outs about how I run my blog or, more to the point, how I make my movie lists, but I thought you’d be interested in learning about something I’ve been up to for the past 18 months without ever telling you about it. 

I enjoyed so much the project of identifying my best of the last decade in late 2009/early 2010 that I have been looking ahead to the end of this decade for several years now. That list was put together under some duress, over a period of maybe a couple weeks and no more than six weeks at the very longest. That meant maybe only ten rewatches to confirm my ongoing affection for the contenders, and then a bunch of movies I just slotted in based on my memory of them. Even rewatching those ten was complicated by the fact that I was also trying to finish watching 2009 movies, and I remember my wife getting annoyed at my lack of availability during those several weeks.

I wanted to be a lot more scientific -- or maybe just a lot more exhaustive -- as well as more available to my wife -- this time around.

So sometime in the summer of 2018 (winter of 2018 in Australia), I put together a list of contending films to rewatch for this best of the decade list. I did this by combing my year-by-year list of movies seen. Not my rankings, since those included only movies I saw in time to rank them, but rather, the ongoing lists I keep adding to every time I see a movie from a given release year. Some of those – particularly the years when I was watching movies for the Human Rights & Arts Film Festival (HRAFF) – have upwards of 230 titles in them, or maybe 80 more than I actually ranked that year.

My goal was to identify this list of contenders and then spend the year 2019 watching at least one per week. But the list of contenders was nearly 90 films long, or ended up at nearly 90 films after I inevitably added 2019 films and contenders seen for the first time in 2019. So I had to start earlier than this past January if I wanted any hope of fitting them all in.

So I started watching them not long after I came up with the list, even though it was not yet 2019. Hey, no time is too early to start on a project like this, even if means I might want to watch some titles a second time before all was said and done. I actually ended up watching three of these movies -- mother!, First Reformed and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse -- twice, though sometimes for other reasons. I didn’t hold myself to the standard of at least one per week until the start of 2019.

So instead of giving you a total alphabetical list, I’ll show you the movies I watched in order and with the date I watched them, then follow that up with the ones I couldn’t reconsider for whatever reason. I've only listed one of the two viewings, the "official viewing," for the movies I rewatched twice. If you’re curious, this also functions as sort of an extended honorable mentions from yesterday’s post, though as it turned out, my feelings toward certain films dropped enough on rewatch that I liked them less than certain titles I chose not to consider. Hey, my initial estimate of movies is not always unimpeachable.

So here that is:

  1. Moonlight (7/16/2018)
  2. Animal Kingdom (7/27/2018)
  3. Meek’s Cutoff (8/29/2018)
  4. The Killing of a Sacred Deer (9/11/2018)
  5. Melancholia (9/28/2018)
  6. Coco (10/13/2018)
  7. Beyond the Black Rainbow (10/19/2018)
  8. mother! (11/23/2018)
  9. First Reformed (11/30/18)
  10. Queen of Earth (12/13/18)
  11. Tangerine (1/6/19)
  12. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (1/9/19)
  13. Your Sister’s Sister (1/16/19)
  14. Edge of Tomorrow (1/26/19)
  15. Hell or High Water (2/2/19)
  16. 127 Hours (2/8/19)
  17. Zootopia (2/10/19)
  18. Toni Erdmann (2/17/19)
  19. Sicario (2/22/19)
  20. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (3/1/19)
  21. The Last Five Years (3/5/19)
  22. What Maisie Knew (3/13/19)
  23. Lincoln (3/19/19)
  24. Moneyball (3/28/19)
  25. Nocturnal Animals (3/29/19)
  26. Isle of Dogs (3/30/19)
  27. Inside Out (3/31/19)
  28. Before Midnight (4/8/19)
  29. Boyhood (4/8/19)
  30. Like Father, Like Son (4/16/19)
  31. Whiplash (4/24/19)
  32. A Ghost Story (5/1/19)
  33. Gimme the Loot (5/7/19)
  34. A Separation (5/15/19)
  35. La La Land (5/19/19)
  36. The Lost City of Z (5/20/19)
  37. Climax (5/24/19)
  38. Love is Strange (5/28/19)
  39. Exit Through the Gift Shop (6/5/19)
  40. Take Shelter (6/12/19)
  41. Winter’s Bone (6/18/19)
  42. Ida (6/24/19)
  43. The Handmaiden (6/28/19)
  44. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (7/1/19)
  45. The Social Network (7/9/19)
  46. In a World … (7/16/19)
  47. Under the Skin (7/20/19)
  48. Beyond the Hills (7/24/19)
  49. The Hateful Eight (8/2/19)
  50. Berberian Sound Studio (8/7/19)
  51. BlacKkKlansman (8/13/19)
  52. Ruby Sparks (8/23/19)
  53. Everybody Knows (8/31/19)
  54. Rabbit Hole (9/3/19)
  55. Looper (9/13/19)
  56. Other People (9/17/19)
  57. Red State (9/27/19)
  58. Another Earth (10/3/19)
  59. Stories We Tell (10/7/19)
  60. What We Do in the Shadows (10/12/19)
  61. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (10/18/19)
  62. Wonder Woman (10/18/19)
  63. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (10/19/19)
  64. The Breadwinner (10/19/19)
  65. The Skeleton Twins (10/20/19)
  66. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (10/25/19)
  67. Upstream Color (11/1/19)
  68. Enter the Void (11/2/19)
  69. The Hunt (11/10/19)
  70. Creed (11/14/19)
  71. Parasite (11/14/19)
  72. If Beale Street Could Talk (11/22/19)
  73. Killing Them Softly (11/28/19)
  74. Your Name. (11/29/19)
  75. Four Lions (12/6/19)
  76. Inside Llewyn Davis (12/7/19)
  77. Tanna (12/9/19)
  78. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/14/19)
  79. The Past (12/21/19)
  80. Crazy Rich Asians (12/27/19)
  81. Tangled (12/30/19)
  82. Spring Breakers (12/30/19)
As you can see, that made for a total of 82 films I was able to rewatch before I cut it off at the end of 2019. I had an alphabetical list I was working from, and each time I’d see one I’d cross it off with the strikethrough feature on Microsoft Word (fun) and add it to the list you see above. If you examine those dates closely, you can see there were some times I was able to binge decade rewatches, such as my birthday weekend in October, when I watched five of them. And if you really do want to audit those dates, you’ll see I never failed to watch at least one movie in a calendar week, which I defined as Monday to Sunday, including the weeks I was out of the country on vacation or for family purposes. Go me.

As you can see, I saved my ultimate #1 and #2 for a double feature on the second-to-last night of the year, knowing they would be my #1 and #2 but not knowing which would be which.

I also short-listed but couldn’t watch the following:

The Arbor (2011, Clio Barnard) – One of my top ten of 2011, I simply could not find this anywhere. Unwilling to pirate, I left it out. Probably not a realistic contender anyway.

BPM (Beats Per Minute) (2017, Robin Campillo) – This I fully intended to rewatch, even though I’d only just seen it for the first time earlier in the year. However, I brought only its case with me to Tasmania at Christmastime, a fact I realized only once I’d gotten there. I had taken that DVD out of its case to test our DVD player when we were having a problem with it, and I never returned it. This meant I missed my window of opportunity to see BPM and also that I had to find a substitute or else risk not successfully seeing at least one contender every week of the year. Fortunately, our Tasmania holiday house had Crazy Rich Asians, a film I loved and had already seen twice, but had considered too frivolous to seriously consider it for my top 25 of the decade. But it actually deserved to be considered and it ended up advancing to the next stage, as you will see shortly. As for BPM, I really liked it but if I'm being honest with myself, it was not going to make it to the final 25.

Capharnaum (2018, Nadine Labaki) – I turned on this a little after my fellow podcasters did not like it as much as I did, but I ultimately never found this available for rental. I did not want to purchase it when I thought it probably was not that strong of a contender in the end.

Three Windows and a Hanging (2014, Isa Qosja) – This was a film I watched for HRAFF, but it was always obscure, and predictably, I could not find it. Again, not a serious contender, maybe, but something I wanted to shortlist nonetheless.

Vivarium (2019, Lorcan Finnegan) – As you saw if you read yesterday’s post, this has not had a theatrical release yet and I’ve already decided I might consider it for the best of the 2020s.

I also briefly had Toy Story 3 on my list, but removed it when I was honest with myself and decided that outside of the very ending, which makes me cry like a baby, I don’t love this movie enough for it to be a serious contender.

Just a few words on the watching itself. I plucked movies from a number of different sources, from my own collection to Netflix to iTunes to Stan (our Australian streaming service) to Kanopy (the free streaming service associated with the public library system) to library rentals themselves. Perhaps my most innovative rewatch was seeing Peter Strickland's Berberian Sound Studio when it played at MIFF as part of a retrospective of Strickland's work, which I wrote about at the time. Strickland was a big surprise omission from decade-end honors as he got two films in my top ten in the years of their release (Berberian and The Duke of Burgundy) but I steadily soured on those films just a bit (it occurred on my second viewing of Burgundy but not until my third of Berberian). Perhaps fitting as he ended the decade with what I consider to be sort of a turkey, 2019's In Fabric.

So the next step in the process was to whittle this list of 82 down to 50 films that I would duel on Flickchart in order to determine my top 25, with the next ten being my alphabetical list of honorable mentions. I eyeballed the list and eliminated the 20+ movies I knew had not impressed me enough on rewatch, then more regretfully shaved of the remaining strong titles that I knew were not quite strong enough to be serious contenders.

In order to begin dueling the remaining contenders, I created a Flickchart account specifically for the purposes of this project, containing only those 50 films. As it turned out, it ended up being 51. That’s because just a couple hours after I finalized this list of 50 on the morning of December 31st, I saw Portrait of a Lady on Fire, which ended up as my #2 of 2019 and actually ended up making my top 25 of the decade, as you will remember if you read yesterday’s post. Instead of bouncing one of the other contenders, I just added it.

Once I had these films added to Flickchart, I dueled them in my down moments for the next two weeks. It took a while to get the films in a semblance of the correct spots, in part because Flickchart’s algorithm is a bit goofy sometimes, meaning it will present the same duels several times within a space of 50 duels, and then never duel certain other films. For example, I got Tangled to be my #2 and Spring Breakers to be my #1, but a duel between those two movies never came up organically, so Tangled never had its natural opportunity to beat Spring Breakers and leap-frog into the #1 spot. (As this was something I’d already decided after that double feature on the final night.) The only way I finally got that to happen was by choosing the option to re-rank Tangled, which results in a series of duels involving Tangled and another movie, and is the only surefire way to force a particular film all the way to #1 on your chart. Using this same method helped fix the correct rankings for other films.

I had set my sights on duelling these films 5,000 times. That would remove any doubt that I had really thought this through. But as it turned out, I either didn’t have enough time or didn’t budget enough time. I also started to lose some of my enthusiasm when I had duelled two particular films for the 37th time, while still never getting certain other duels. But by this point, I had arrived at the correct relative position for my films either by chance or by force, so the full 5,000 were not needed.

After 2,196 duels, I came up with the following order. The top 25 should look familiar to you. The next ten are honorable mentions, but this shows you the order that they appeared, which you didn’t get from yesterday’s post. And then the last 16 are films I hated not to recognize in any way. They are now getting their moment in the sun.

  1. Tangled
  2. Spring Breakers
  3. Rabbit Hole
  4. The Social Network
  5. Tanna
  6. Like Father, Like Son
  7. Inside Out
  8. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
  9. First Reformed
  10. Under the Skin
  11. Beyond the Hills
  12. A Ghost Story
  13. Parasite
  14. Boyhood
  15. A Separation
  16. If Beale Street Could Talk
  17. 127 Hours
  18. Zootopia
  19. What Maisie Knew
  20. Toni Erdmann
  21. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  22. Red State
  23. Inside Llewyn Davis
  24. BlacKkKlansman
  25. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  26. Before Midnight
  27. The Breadwinner
  28. Tangerine
  29. The Skeleton Twins
  30. Ruby Sparks
  31. The Last Five Years
  32. Hell or High Water
  33. Whiplash
  34. mother!
  35. Other People
  36. The Lost City of Z
  37. Coco
  38. Wonder Woman
  39. Melancholia
  40. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  41. Your Sister’s Sister
  42. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  43. The Past
  44. Creed
  45. Four Lions
  46. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  47. Everybody Knows
  48. Climax
  49. Enter the Void
  50. Exit Through the Gift Shop
  51. Crazy Rich Asians

I especially hated not to recognize my two Gaspar Noe films, Climax and Enter the Void, though as #48 and #49 their top 25 prospects were pretty clear, and my #2-ranked genre films from 2015 and 2017, Creed and Wonder Woman, which were very important to me in their respective years but have suffered just a tad on further reflection. Shout out also to Coco and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, the two animation stragglers in what was truly an excellent decade for animation.

Okay, almost done here, but I did want to finish with a few stats, since there is no better place to put them.

Top 25 by year:

2010 – 4
2011 – 2
2012 – 1
2013 – 4
2014 – 3
2015 – 1
2016 – 3
2017 – 2
2018 – 3
2019 – 2

Films from 2010 made up three of my top four of the decade, giving credence to the notion that having the time to allow a film to sit with me is an important factor in my love for it. However, this theory is not necessarily borne out over the rest of the top 25. The years 2011 and 2012 yielded only three movies combined before we jump back up to four in 2013. Plus, every year from 2016 onward had at least two films, so maybe that’s the point where recency bias starts to play more of a role.

I didn’t specifically set this as a requirement this time, but last time I ensured that each year of the decade would be represented among the top 25 at least once. I was grateful to see that this occurred organically. I should say, however, that each ranking year was not represented at least once. By relegating my #1 of 2012, Ruby Sparks, to only an honorable mention, making it my only #1 not to make the top 25 (just like last decade when only Gosford Park failed to make the cut), 2012’s list got shut out of the top 25 entirely. However, because my #1 of 2013 (and #11 of the decade), Beyond the Hills, was a 2012 release in Romania, that got it in on a technicality as a representative for 2012. The funny thing is, I was really passionate about my movies in 2012, so much so that I was inspired, for the very first time, to write the wrap-up post that is now my traditional day-after follow-up to announcing my best of the year. So who knows.

Some more extraneous info:

Movie year represented most in my top 25 – 2010 & 2013 (4 films)
Movie year represented least in my top 25 – 2012 & 2015 (1 film)
Movie year represented most in the 87 films I had hoped to rewatch  – 2013 (13 films)
Movie year represented least in the 87 films I had hoped to rewatch  – 2019 (2 films)
Movie year represented least in the 87 films I had hoped to rewatch, without the asterisk of being the last year of the decade – 2012 (7 films)
Only film in my top 25 that I did not see in time to rank it in its ranking year (though I did see it in the theater): If Beale Street Could Talk
Only film in my top 25 that I only saw once: Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Lowest original ranking for a film I considered a best of the decade contender – What We Do in the Shadows (#41 in 2014)
Top 25 films I saw for the first time in the theater – 21
Top 25 films I saw for the first time on video – 4, but three in my top ten

If you’re still reading, you may be my mother, or a stalker I’ve never known about. But assuming you are not one of those, I’ll let you go now.

Thanks for reading. One final decade wrap-up post tomorrow, then we’re on to 2020 and back to normal posts.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Best of the 2010s

If you're wondering what the hell the art is for this post, well, I'll tell you.

I've decided I'm tired of giving away the farm with the poster that accompanies a momentous post like the one you are about to read.

In early 2010, when I revealed my best of the 2000s on this blog, I led with a poster of Donnie Darko. It was a well-earned congratulations for Darko, but it had the effect of removing any suspense from the list I was about to reveal. In fact, having already given it away, I listed the movies from 1st to 25th, rather than a countdown, as is more customary.

Well, I've developed more of a flair for the dramatic since then.

I still give away my #1 of a particular year with the poster, as I did earlier this week with Parasite, but at least for the decade, you won't know my choice until the very end. Which is good, because it's a weird choice, at least by most people's standards, and I want to delay you falling out of your chair by at least a few minutes.

In fact, I think the whole list might be a bit weird. There are certainly some solid critical and popular favorites in there, but there are plenty of eccentric choices, and then just the ones that flew under most people's radars, and are special only to me. But I think that's exactly what a list like this should be. If you only go with the most critically lauded choices, that's a bit boring, and is probably not consistent with your actual favorites. If you only go with popular choices, then you are too populist, and again, that's probably not the real you. It's the eccentric and under the radar choices that are the lifeblood of a list like this. They wormed their way from screenplay to production to post production to market and into my heart. They spoke to me specifically in a way that they didn't speak to others, and that's the magic of cinema. I wouldn't have it any other way.

And so yes, in just a moment, I will begin counting down my top 25 films of the decade from #25 to #1. Why 25? Because it's what I did last time. And because I'm going in the reverse order from last time, I will start with shorter blurbs and save the longer blurbs for my top ten, which I think will be a bit goofy from a typographical standpoint, but is consistent with their greater importance to me. Stay tuned tomorrow for the post that goes behind the scenes on the 18-month project it took me to get to this point.

Just a side note: There are several films on this list that debuted at a film festival one, or in one case even two, years before they became available in general release. Therefore, not all the release years you see here will line up with what you might find on IMDB. For English language films, I have used the year in which the movie became available to me. For foreign language films, I have used the year in which it was released in its native country, which may not be the same year I ranked it. In any case, it's a system that makes sense to me.

Okay, let's get this thing started.

But first, an explanation of that poster art.

This is a hybrid of the posters for Daybreakers, the film released on the first wide release date of 2010, and Clemency, the film released on the last wide release date of 2019. So in effect, the first movie of the decade and the last.

Or it could just be that my #1 movie of the decade is Daybrency, a movie about a death row prison warden who has the solemn duty of executing vampires.

Since it isn't, here are my actual top 25, starting with ...

25. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019, Celine Sciamma) - As I only saw this movie for the first time two weeks ago, it seems miraculous I'd allow it onto my top 25, so #25 is a fitting spot for it, even though that may ultimately be too low. It probably goes without saying that it's also the only film on this list I've seen only once. But once was enough to have Celine Sciamma's film seared into my brain in the most beautiful way possible. It's one of this decade's most involving love stories in one of the decade's most gorgeous settings, and it has a lot to say (quite unobtrusively) about feminism and the relationship between artist and subject. As with a number of films yet to come on this list, it also deals movingly with the melancholy impermanence of things, especially things we love. I can't wait to see it again.

24. BlacKkKlansman (2018, Spike Lee) - BlacKkKlansman has its detractors, but they can shut up. You don't take on as much as Spike Lee takes on here without making a few missteps, but they pale in comparison to what Lee gets right. Lee uses his trademark techniques to give us a version of himself at his very best, from the dolly shots he's been doing since the 1980s, to using humor to deflate tension, to the carnival-esque exaggerations he believes are necessary to make his points. Yet there is also something consummately mature about BKKK, be it Lee's approach to the more realistic scenes or his conspicuous desire to be inclusive -- even the police, some of the greatest enemies of African-Americans of the last decade, get a fair shake here. But just when you think Lee has made a feel-good, Hollywood-ending good time, he punches us between the eyes with the strident reminder that racism is still out there, and as pernicious as ever.

23. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, Joel & Ethan Coen) - Coming into this year, I considered the Coens' best movie since Fargo and my #3 of 2013 to be a real contender for my top ten of the decade. Unfortunately, you never know which viewing of a beloved movie will underwhelm you slightly, and that was the case with my fourth viewing of Llewyn Davis last month. The previous three were pretty great, though, keeping it barely in my top 25. The Coens revisit the story of Odysseus in a way much more satisfying to me than O Brother Where Art Thou?, as this Oscar Isaac-led odyssey is a masterwork of misanthropy and missed opportunity. Llewyn Davis is not a bad guy, not at his core, but he is blind to what the universe can offer him due to a combination of pride, displacement and mourning. Therefore, he ends up with pretty much nothing. It's beautifully shot by Bruno Delbonnel and poignant in an acerbic way that only the Coens have really mastered.

22. Red State (2011, Kevin Smith) - I didn't think there was much chance that my #2 of 2011 would make this shortlist, given how the cinephile population disrespects its director and mostly fails to consider this movie an exception to his general output. That kind of thing rubs off on you. But when I rewatched Red State this year, I was reminded again why I escalated it to such heights, specifically the performances Smith gets and the innovative camera usage, particularly for him. Religious extremism has rarely been as scary as it is under Michael Parks' Abin Cooper, and I'm still hearing, echoing in my mind, the unnerving way he pronounces the word "godlessness." It's a document full of surprises, both from its narrative and from its director, and it's a vital one.

21. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu) - I fully expected Birdman backlash to knock my #1 movie of 2014 (and the only best picture winner on this list) out of my top 25. But that's why I rewatched my contenders this year. I kind of fell in love with Birdman all over again on my October rewatch, and it wasn't just the still-jaw-dropping technique. The writing is great here, the acting is great here, and the concept is really great -- an exploration of feelings of mounting irrelevance and failure, tinged with special effects that only make the central gimmick trickier, and also deepen the film's existential themes. Riggan Thomson may be the type of rich white man whose problems are no longer our primary focus in 2020, but that doesn't mean he's not a person. Birdman examines his personhood from every conceivable angle.

20. Toni Erdmann (2016, Maren Ade) - It was probably inevitable that my second viewing of the 162-minute Toni Erdmann, the second longest movie on this list and my #1 of 2016, would not be as great as my first, because the first was one of my two best theater experiences of the decade (along with my #7). But I can't forget the way I/we laughed like gassed up lunatics, in the funniest scene of the decade, and that only two minutes after the end of this scene, probably still suffering the physical after effects of the laughter, I was moved to tears. Maren Ade's film has it all and probably more than that in the affecting story of a professional woman and her kooky dad, who is trying desperately to connect with her by publicly trolling her, wearing a wig and false teeth. They were supposed to make an American remake, but I hope that never happens, because Toni Erdmann is pretty much perfect as is.

19. What Maisie Knew (2013, Scott McGehee & David Siegel) - This may be the most unassuming movie to make my best of the decade, though it does have some competition from a couple titles in my top ten. There's not any special technique to McGehee and Siegel's film nor themes we haven't seen elsewhere, just superlative filmmaking and acting all around, and a story that touches you in the best possible way. Young actress Onata Aprile may actually be the film's special technique as she gives a performance that is both understated yet perfectly emoted, as she's passed around first between her father and her mother, then between the estranged new partners of both parents, who are the real parents of this story. Julianne Moore and Steve Coogan are believably toxic and self-absorbed in their own ways, but the film really belongs to Alexander Skarsgard and Joanna Vaderham, consistently giving a good name to people who just try to do the right thing. What Maisie Knew is one of my favorite right things of the decade.

18. Zootopia (2016, Byron Howard & Rich Moore) - Every time I doubt the potency of Zootopia, I see it again, and I say "Oh yeah, right." I'm not sure how Disney pulled off an animated movie designed for children that is both stupendously entertaining and as politically vital as this; in fact, it is so pointed in its progressive good intentions that you could almost call it strident. But "strident" suggests something that is unpleasant to experience, and Zootopia is the opposite, having something for everyone, even getting through to those who align themselves with the side of the political aisle that supports oppressing minorities and caging immigrants. The metaphor of predators and prey living together happily in a sort of utopia is the type of agenda that brings chills to my spine, but as executed here, also tears to my eyes and laughter to my lungs.

17. 127 Hours (2010, Danny Boyle) - My #1 movie of 2010 has since been bested by several other films from that year, very high up on this list, as you will soon see. But I still have a soft spot for Boyle's thrillingly creative way of documenting a man's five-plus day struggle with his hand stuck between two rocks in a remote canyon in Utah, a real-life scenario that prompted him to do something to his own body most of us could never imagine having the nerve and resolve to do, even to save our own lives. Any sense of stasis and claustrophobia you'd think this subject might engender is exploded by all the visual tricks, fantasy sequences and other cinematic derring-do Boyle had accumulated to that point of his career, all culminating in an enormously satisfying emotional payoff. James Franco does the rest.

16. If Beale Street Could Talk (2018, Barry Jenkins) - This is the only film in my top 25 that I didn't see in time to rank in its given year (though I did see it in the theater); not only that, I also only just saw it this past year, making its rapid ascent up my list of favorites all the more impressive. My first viewing in February told me it was a contender, but the second was when I just sat awash in the beauty -- and yes, sorrow -- that Jenkins captures on screen. There may have been no more urgent cinematic yawp this decade that feels less self-righteous and lessony. It's just a forthright look at the joys and indignities that African-American families have experienced for decades, through the lens of gifted storytellers, and from the mouths of one of the decade's best acting ensembles. Beale Street may not be able to talk, but fortunately, Barry Jenkins can.

15. A Separation (2011, Asghar Farhadi) - Farhadi may have had the greatest decade of any director, as three of his films were in legitimate consideration for my top 25. A Separation, my #1 of 2011, bested The Past and Everyone Knows but forms a trio with them in Farhadi's career-long exploration of the way the low-level disputes between families and neighbors can play out as intricate social mysteries. That's maybe too reductive a description of what Farhadi is doing, but there's no doubting his skill at doing it, and A Separation is his most exquisitely detailed and painful example of how life can unravel through miscommunications and microaggressions that get blown out of proportion. Specifically here, he examines how marriages can fail even when everyone wants to compromise. To watch A Separation is to be in its thrall.

14. Boyhood (2014, Richard Linklater) - And five years later, Boyhood finally wins the battle with Birdman. I may have been more wowed by the latter's flashier technique in 2014, but Linklater's 12-years-in-the-making critical darling is probably the more daring cinematic experiment, one that pays rich dividends. (It also makes him one of two directors, along with the director of my #11, to have a movie appear both this decade and last.) The coming of age of Mason Evans Jr. hits a cinematic sweet spot for me that has been present in many a past favorite, which I described in this post as the "uncontrollable slippage of time." Although there are plenty of moments that explore this theme, in terms of sheer tugging at my emotional heartstrings, there's no better 1-2 punch than Mason's mom painting over her kids' height measurements as if it were nothing, followed by Mason's bestie trying to keep up on his bike as the family rides out of town, never to be seen again. Such is life.

13. Parasite (2019, Bong Joon-hoo) - I only just blurbed about Parasite earlier this week when I named it my #1 of 2019. But I could never be all blurbed out on a film with this many angles and this much depth. Why it's not only my best film of the year but also one of the best of the decade is that it has a little something for everyone, but not in some pandering, safe-for-the-multiplexes way. Bong's film entertains, educates and excavates in equal measure, that last somewhat literally as it explores the way those who are metaphorically buried in society try to assert their own prerogatives and entitlements. They are both victims and victimizers, as are the rich family who may only be nice (and only superficially) because they can afford to be. None of us are going to come to good ends if we can't figure out how to better share the dividends a prosperous world has to offer.

12. A Ghost Story (2017, David Lowery) - So #MeToo rascal Casey Affleck is in this. So what. He spends most of his time hidden from view in the decade's best film about people in sheets since Django Unchained. All kidding aside, I did not see this as Affleck's story of loss, dislocation, purgatory, and yes, the uncontrollable slippage of time. I saw it as any person's, as every person's. The sheet has a way of neutering and democratizing the protagonist so you can project yourself onto its blank slate, a feat I accomplished incredibly well my first time (my #1 movie of 2017), not quite so well the second, and then incredibly well again the third. That averages out to #12 of the decade for this spooky, thought-provoking, emotionally rich and existentially expansive realization of something that might have originated as a joke. A Ghost Story is anything but. It's the type of heady mindbender that dominated my list last decade, but was in regrettably short supply this time around.

11. Beyond the Hills (2012, Cristian Mungiu) - Beyond the Hills is the only 2012 film to make this list, but I ranked it in the year it became available in English-speaking countries (2013), making it the only film since Run Lola Run in 1999 to be #1 in a year other than that of its initial release. This ranking also makes Mungiu one of only two directors (along with Richard Linklater) to make this list both this decade and last (4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days). But let's not waste all the available space on trivia. Beyond the Hills is the most painful breakup movie of the decade, which is strange, because it's actually a movie about a young lesbian who may need to have the devil exorcised from her in a Romanian convent -- or so the nuns and priest think when they just can't figure out anything else. Mungiu is a master of mis en scene and the slow-burning unraveling of good intentions.

And now presenting my top ten, now with Slightly Longer Blurbs!

10. Under the Skin (2014, Jonathan Glazer) - Under the Skin is the Forgetting Sarah Marshall of this decade. If that seems like a weird comp, let me explain. Marshall pulled off the nifty feat of being #18 of both the year it was released and the decade, which meant that in only two years, its importance increased to me in leaps and bounds. Under the Skin has had longer to make the ascent, but it was "only" #10 of the year it was released before landing at #10 for the decade. I just kept watching Under the Skin -- four times in total -- and each time became more amazed by its indelible weirdness. Stephen Metcalf of The Slate Culture Gabfest openly wondered if it was just a "nothingburger," something undeniably interesting to consume that has no thematic protein. I don't pretend to know what Glazer was saying for sure in this movie, and I suspect he wouldn't want to ascribe one definitive meaning, but it's clear he's presenting for us notions related to understanding the peculiarities of the human race as though it were being viewed by an alien. That is pretty much literally what is happening, but there's so much more going on here, accompanied by Micah Levy's unforgettable score and some of the most brilliant and technically accomplished abstract filmmaking of the decade (I still don't know how they filmed that motorcycle at high speed from behind). Even as an alien, Scarlett Johansson is the ultimate viewer surrogate, making us look at ourselves -- what we love, what we hate, how we treat people -- like few other films.

9. First Reformed (2018, Paul Schrader) - In the rewatching I did for this list, I rewatched First Reformed in November of 2018 -- and then again in October of 2019. That second rewatch was not because I doubted anything about my #1 movie of 2018, but just for pleasure -- a particularly telling comment when rewatch slots were at a premium in finalizing this list. The least likely director to make this list (other than maybe my #22), Paul Schrader delivered something that kept me rigid in my seat with engagement and thrills. "Thrills" are not a word you would typically use for something Schrader himself characterized as "slow cinema," but I found the way this film addressed the tug-of-war between hope and hopelessness that exists in any person to be thrilling indeed. It's a battle waged both by the environmentalist and the man of God, and Ethan Hawke plays both in this film, a pastor of a small church who has his eyes opened to the way we are destroying our world, and implicitly, to the way God is failing to save us from that. This mostly realistic film has a couple wild flights of fancy that just cement First Reformed as a perfect way we can use the tools of cinema to augment truth. On a personal note, it reminded me of my dad, who has taken on environmentalism with a vengeance in the past two decades, and before that served as facilities manager for an 18th century church not unlike Ernst Toller's. His own brave struggle against hopelessness is the only way we can continue to fight the good environmental fight.

8. The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017, Osgood Perkins) - And a horror movie makes my top ten of the decade. Not just any horror movie, but maybe the only horror movie of this decade that truly wormed itself inside me and wouldn't leave, maybe the only horror movie of this decade that gave me as many chills on my third viewing as it did on my first. (And as it's the only horror movie of the decade that I watched three times, that's saying something in and of itself.) For reasons that seem very unsatisfactory, this film is known as February in certain markets, Australia included, but that title just doesn't have the same knack for expressing the depths of Osgood Perkins' terrifying portrayal of devil possession on the wintry grounds of an all-girls boarding school. Shot in a throwback 70s style that became popular this decade, The Blackcoat's Daughter follows a revelatory Keirnan Shipka as she starts acting stranger as a result of ... well, something she can see out of the corner of her eye, just over the shoulder of whoever she's talking to. We see what this thing is, eventually, and we also see what it inspires her to do. The movie is cold and dark and spooky as hell, featuring indistinct voices on the other end of telephone lines, and furnaces that are the sites of profane prayer rituals. It's a distinct enough treasure in today's film landscape to be worthy of my highest decade-end honors.

7. Inside Out (2015, Pete Docter) - In a great decade for animation, it may be no surprise that my highest ranked #1 movie of the year is a Pixar movie. (But, it may be a surprise that my highest ranked #1 is only #7 for the decade -- I guess you really can't be sure what's going to endure with you when you first see it.) Like a couple other films in my top ten I have yet to discuss, Inside Out left me sobbing in the theater, an especially embarrassing outcome considering that my family was sitting there watching with me. But it was that communal experience -- the theater was full with similar families on a special preview screening -- that helped make this as indelible an experience as it was. When we weren't crying, we were in hysterics, as Inside Out is the family film that truly has everything: heart, humor, emotional maturity, cute characters, a high concept, and also one of the most profound considerations of how the human brain works that you are likely to see on film, all the more incredible for the fact that it can be consumed quite intuitively by a child. My youngest son was not with us -- he was only 18 months old -- but the four-year-old had no trouble groking what was going on here, and even had his own insightful comments about it afterward. Inside Out has not remained at quite the same stratospheric level for me on two subsequent viewings, but that was probably inevitable as there is literally no place for a film like this to go but down. For all the reasons listed above, it remains one of the most outstanding accomplishments of this, or one might say any, decade.

6. Like Father, Like Son (2013, Hirokazu Kore-eda) - So much for not liking a movie if you watch it under less than ideal circumstances. I was recovering from having a tooth pulled when I watched the movie that introduced me to Hirokazu Kore-eda, the prolific filmmaker who made several other great films this decade, including Shoplifters. I watched it on my laptop while lying in bed. But the waterworks produced by this film had nothing to do with the agony in my teeth. Kore-eda makes perhaps the most high concept of his many humanist family dramas, presenting us with the impossible scenario of two families who discover that they have been raising each others' sons for the past seven years as a result of a mix-up at the hospital. Do they switch back, or not? A story that sounds like it has its roots in an outrageous and tawdry tabloid scandal is perhaps the most thought-provoking movie on parenting of the entire decade, wrestling as it does with themes of nature vs. nurture, biological blood ties vs. practical family ties, and simply right vs. wrong. I don't know that I can think of a tighter or more perfect script from this past decade, as there's nary a wasted scene, and nary a line of dialogue that doesn't in some way advance the unimaginable dilemma at the film's core. Kore-eda established himself as the modern Ozu this past decade, and this is his greatest achievement.

5. Tanna (2016, Martin Butler & Bentley Dean) - If I needed one single justification for watching a hundred human rights movies, most of them documentaries, over the course of two years for the Human Rights Arts & Film Festival (HRAFF), then Tanna is it. Upon queuing it up for viewing one night in August of 2016, I looked at it as no different from my other "HRAFF homework," perhaps even slightly more warily, as I considered movies about native peoples to be very well-intentioned but to contain limited upside. Boy was I wrong about that. Two hours later, I was bawling like a baby and quivering with a mind newly opened about the possibility of me loving a film like this. By the following May I had already seen it three times, the last two utterly of my own choosing, and the last one on the big screen at the festival itself. I was overjoyed when it was nominated as best foreign language film the January before that May, and though I don't recommend it to just anyone, I have already made several converts. (Side note: My wife also receives a thank you in the film, as she sat on the board that approved some additional funding for the film.) Tanna is quite simply my favorite love story of the decade, though it's weirdly a heterosexual love story that's standing in for a gay one. Wawa (Marie Wawa) and Dain (Mungau Dain) can't marry each other because she is arranged to be married to a man from another tribe, to keep the peace between them. Being able to love who you want, in a way that seems like it mirrors the fight for gay marriage, is one of the many beautiful dreams this beautiful film strives for.

4. The Social Network (2010, David Fincher) - This is probably the movie in my top ten that will make the most other top tens, or has made them, since most of those posted a couple weeks ago. But there's a reason for that. Among David Fincher's many well-oiled machines, this may be my favorite. The story of the rise of Mark Zuckerberg himself may not be inherently interesting, but the story of the rise of social media should be an enduring document for decades to come, especially when told by a storyteller with the prodigious gifts of Fincher. Assisted by probably my favorite score of the decade from my favorite musician (Trent Reznor), Fincher gives us a blow-by-blow origin story of the dominant new communication modality of our times, a he-said/he-said/sometimes-she-said account of ambition and betrayal, told with the whip-smart writing of Aaron Sorkin and performances to match. Jesse Eisenberg offers us a sociopath who also reminds us of every insecure misfit we know, himself a slave to the very phenomenon of FOMO that he would single-handedly cultivate -- or steal, if you believe the Winklevai. And it all grew out of a lonely walk back to Harvard from the bar where he'd just been dumped by his girlfriend for being too much of an ass, scored to Reznor's "Hand Covers Bruise." It may have been the most impactful bruise of the 21st century.

3. Rabbit Hole (2010, John Cameron Mitchell) - While my #2 and #1 spots on this list were pretty etched in stone coming in, with only the order uncertain, my #3 was totally wide open, allowing a recent rewatch to really sway me one way or another. I was surprised that this viewing swayed me to only my 7th ranked movie of 2010, Rabbit Hole. Surprised because it's a movie about grief, and I have been fortunate never to have had to grieve someone who was very close to me or taken long before their time. That's the prospect facing Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart as they recover (eight months later) from their young son having been hit by a car. David Lindsay-Abaire's adaptation of his own play was also an incredibly surprising choice for Mitchell after he'd directed the sensationalist films Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Shortbus. But he was the right director to get painfully honest and precise performances from Eckhart and Kidman, not to mention a wonderful supporting cast that includes Sandra Oh, Dianne Wiest and Miles Teller -- the last of whom plays the shell-shocked teenager who was behind the wheel, who writes himself a comic book about alternate dimensions to try to wish himself out of the events of this one. This is a humanistic masterpiece that provides truth in its every moment, and it left me a shattered, snotty wreck even on my third viewing of it, even though I was in a vacation house in Hawaii and I knew everything that was going to happen. Rabbit Hole is that good.

2. Spring Breakers (2013, Harmony Korine) - How did a movie I gave only four stars out of five when I first saw it, and was only the #7 film of its year, climb all the way up to my #2 of the decade, with a real shot at #1? Repeat viewings. In fact, six total viewings, tying it for the most this decade with my #1 movie (and in three fewer years). With each new exposure to Harmony Korine's collage-like ode to the linked ideas of celebration, belongingness, aggression and misspent youth, I became a little more fascinated and entranced by the achievement. It's also the best cinematic encapsulation I've seen of the melancholy of staying at a party too long, specifically, and of things ending, generally. Some people whose jaws are now dropping at this choice will have mistaken this for some kind of T&A-inspired bit of disposable youth culture garbage, but I feel sorry for them, because they have not seen (or heard, thanks to Skrillex and Cliff Martinez) the real Spring Breakers. It probably takes at least one viewing to figure out what you've really got here, as indicated by my original four-star rating, but it's so much -- a non-judgmental insight into various different people trying to find and understand themselves in a Southern Florida that represents, for them, a sort of utopia. Even if that utopia involves guns, drugs and gold teeth in the form of one of the decade's great characters, James Franco's Alien, who at his core is just as uncertain and scared as any of us.

1. Tangled (2010, Nathan Greno & Byron Howard) - If you had told me my #1 movie of the decade would be an animated film, I would have been very surprised -- until I realized that Toy Story would have been my #2 movie of the 1990s, and very close to overtaking Pulp Fiction. When it came down to a choice between this and my #2, who were the only two serious contenders for this top spot (and are just as diametrically opposed as Toy Story and Pulp Fiction), the deciding factor was the sense of ownership. I feel like Tangled is mine, and there is probably no movie I recommend to people from this past decade with more of a sense that I am its personal ambassador. That's because I was the first person I knew who saw Tangled, on the day of its release on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving in 2010, after having just written a snarky post about the movie's stupid title earlier in the day. That set the stage for me to be overwhelmed by the degree to which it surpassed my expectations, probably by more of a margin than any other film in the decade. I laughed -- for a full minute in the case of Flynn's line just before the above image. I cried -- multiple times near the end. And the rest of the time, chills were never far from the surface. All three things still occurred on my sixth viewing two weeks ago, tying with my #2 for the most viewings this decade. (Oh, and as a sign of my fierce loyalty in the ongoing Tangled vs. Frozen debate, I didn't even see Frozen II.) As a final bit of evidence, I've written about Tangled more than any other single film on this blog, tagging it 11 times in posts not including this one, one more than Avatar (so maybe that's not saying as much as I thought). Simply put, there is no film from the 2010s I cherish more than I cherish Tangled, and that's why it is my #1.

Did you fall out of your chair? If so, are you okay?

Here's the complete list together in one shot, followed by honorable mentions.

25. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019, Celine Sciamma)
24. BlacKkKlansman (2018, Spike Lee)
23. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, Joel & Ethan Coen)
22. Red State (2011, Kevin Smith)
21. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
20. Toni Erdmann (2016, Maren Ade)
19. What Maisie Knew (2013, Scott McGehee & David Siegel)
18. Zootopia (2016, Byron Howard & Rich Moore)
17. 127 Hours (2010, Danny Boyle)
16. If Beale Street Could Talk (2018, Barry Jenkins)
15. A Separation (2011, Asghar Farhadi)
14. Boyhood (2014, Richard Linklater)
13. Parasite (2019, Bong Joon-ho)
12. A Ghost Story (2017, David Lowery)
11. Beyond the Hills (2012, Cristian Mungiu)
10. Under the Skin (2014, Jonathan Glazer)
9. First Reformed (2018, Paul Schrader)
8. The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017, Osgood Perkins)
7. Inside Out (2015, Pete Docter)
6. Like Father, Like Son (2013, Hirokazu Kore-eda)
5. Tanna (2016, Martin Butler & Bentley Dean)
4. The Social Network (2010, David Fincher)
3. Rabbit Hole (2010, John Cameron Mitchell)
2. Spring Breakers (2013, Harmony Korine)
1. Tangled (2010, Nathan Greno & Byron Howard)

Honorable mentions (listed alphabetically): Before Midnight (2013, Richard Linklater), The Breadwinner (2017, Nora Twomey), Hell or High Water (2016, David Mackenzie), The Last Five Years (2015, Richard LaGravenese), mother! (2017, Darren Aronofsky), Other People (2016, Chris Kelly), Ruby Sparks (2012, Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris), The Skeleton Twins (2014, Craig Johnson), Tangerine (2015, Sean Baker), Whiplash (2014, Damien Chazelle)

Near misses

Before I go, I want to quickly highlight four films that would have been contenders if not for shenanigans related to their releases that prompted me to disqualify them. The first two were films released in 2009 in their home country, but which I saw and ranked with my 2010 films. My personal system involves categorizing them with their foreign release year, so I had to leave them off -- I can't have a "2009, [Director's Name]" in parenthesis after a title on a best of the 2010s list. Third is a movie that had festival debuts in 2009, a very small release in 2010 and then a wider release in 2013. This I might have justified including, but ultimately ruled against it out of confusion how best to handle it. The last is a film that had only festival premieres in 2019, including MIFF where I saw it, but for most of the world will be a 2020 film, meaning I have decided to consider it for the next decade even though I have already ranked it in my 2019 year-end list. We'll see how I handle the release year in parenthesis dilemma ten years from now.

1) Agora (2009, Alejandro Amenabar) - Amenabar's story of 4th century Egyptian philosopher Hyapatia (Rachel Weisz) is a sword-and-sandal epic unlike any other, as it grapples with science vs. religion during the ascendancy of Christianity in a way that is thought-provoking and moving. I saw it twice in the theater and I'm sure it would have made my top 25.

2) Mother (2009, Bong Joon-ho) - My favorite Bong film before Parasite, Mother represents an early version of Bong's trademark balancing of humor and tragedy in a story of a mentally challenged teenager, his fiercely protective mother and a murdered girl. It's filmmaking at its finest.

3) Mr. Nobody (2009, Jaco van Dormael) - This head-tripper sci-fi flashback movie in which a 118-year-old man (Jared Leto) remembers various versions of his past life is truly a singular vision. I only saw it once but I gave it five stars on Letterboxd without hesitation.

4) Vivarium (2019, Lorcan Finnegan) - Another head-tripper about a couple (Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots) dealing with the bizarre circumstances they find themselves in after touring a house in one of those cookie cutter planned communities. I can't wait for the rest of the world to see this.

Please comment, share your own top ten, whatever -- just please engage with me on this. Ends of decades don't come along every day. They don't come along every week, or month, or year, or dec -- okay scratch that last one.

But as a sign of how rarely they come along, the next time I write one of these lists, I will be 56 years old. Yikes.

Engage with me now before I'm an old man.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

2019 in portmanteaus

Want to see what it would be like if you took the movies of 2019 and smashed them together so their titles and plots were joined?

I've wanted to see that for six years now, which is why this is my sixth annual "[Year] in portmanteaus" post. Check out the tag at the bottom if you want to read the others.

For now, read this one! And enjoy.

Caution: Possibly some very minor spoilers.

Midsommarvel - Carol Danvers ruins a Swedish pagan festival by saving old people from jumping to their deaths.

Captain Marvelvet Buzzsaw - Carol Danvers ruins the art world by saving its patrons from the paintings that are trying to kill them.

Jokursk - A nihilistic madman inspires a bunch of Russian sailors to sink their own submarine as a very misguided protest.

Aladdin: Battle Angel - A plucky street urchin levels up in his fight against Jafar and his minions by incorporating cyborg parts into his body.

Always Be My Abbey - Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes are forced to take their relationship out of the friend zone after Mrs. Hughes starts dating Keanu Reeves.

Jojo Abbey - As the story moves into the 1930s, Mr. Carson begins taking buttling advice from his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler.

Jojo Rambo - A career's worth of heroic feats are tainted by the revelation that Sylvester Stallone was always acting on the advice of his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler.

Between Two Popes: The Movie - Zach Galifianakis interviews Pope Benedict, trolls him by calling him "Poop Benedict" and asking what it was like to be impeached.

Maleficent: Mistress of Shockingly Evil and Vile - A winged witch loses the Villain of the Year contest when she goes up against Ted Bundy.

Star Wars: The Knives of Skywalker - Emperor Palpatine inadvertently ends his own reign of terror by sitting on a throne made of daggers, swords and prop knives, impaling himself.

Ford v. Jumanji - Not expecting to be traveling at 200 miles per hour, elderly citizens cause a giant pile-up after getting sucked into the 24 Hours of Le Mans.

Portrait of a Festival Called Fyre - A portrait artist refuses her latest assignment, to paint a picture of a misbegotton music festival for the wedding of its founder, Billy McFarland.

The Kid Who Would be the Lion King - A boy realizes his destiny as the leader of a pride of lions with a little help from a shapeshifting wizard named Merlin.

Honeyland Boy - Shia LaBeouf plays his own father during his time as a Macedonian beekeeper.

Angry Birds of Passage - The birds and pigs relocate their dispute to Colombia, where they get ensnared in the drug trade.

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Hitler and then the Bigfoot - It was a busy night.

Isn't It Chapter Two Romantic? - Pennywise the Clown wakes up one day to find himself trapped inside a romantic comedy, has a meet cute with Rebel Wilson in a Manhattan sewer.

Addams Astra - Pugsley Addams travels to Neptune to prevent Gomez Addams from throwing knives at Earth at light speed.

Parasite is My Name - Rudy Ray Moore leaves blaxploitation films behind when he takes up as the driver for a rich Korean family, then finds roles for all the others in his posse.

Knock Down the Lighthouse - Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez upends the status quo by kicking two old white men out of their jobs as wickies.

Knock Down the Klaus - Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez upends the status quo by kicking an old white man out of his job as Santa Claus.

Once Upon a Time in Neighborhood - Fred Rogers considers spaghetti westerns when he's no longer allowed to win fights against King Friday; accidentally bludgeons Daniel Tiger to death after smoking an acid-laced cigarette.

Stubernadette - An architectural prodigy quits her day job and decides to drive Ubers, but loses her new gig when she makes the ill-fated attempt to drive to Antarctica.

Dumber - A flying elephant quits his day job and decides to drive Ubers, but loses his new gig when the sheer girth of his body causes the Uber to explode.

Spider-Man: Far from Homecoming - Peter Parker goes even further afield by starring in an elaborate concert set dedicated to historically black colleges.

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Up from under in 2019


















In 2016, Donald Trump was elected president. In 2019, he was impeached. It was finally time to rebel.

Or was it?

In a cinematic nod to the complicated times we live in, 2019 was a year of underdog stories, though it was not always clear if the underdogs were actually the good guys. For every Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, in which the good guys vs. bad guys ethos was fairly simple, there were two of the most acclaimed films of the year, Parasite and Us, which muddied those waters. Both dealt rather literally with the concept of characters coming up from under to claim what they think is theirs, whether the filmmakers are sure they agree with those characters or not. Then you've got movies like Knives Out, The Last Black Man in San Francisco, The Laundromat and Hustlers, which are a little more sure-footed in their world view but still showcase some ambiguity. You also have Ford v. Ferrari, where the world's largest car manufacturer is cast as an underdog.

The cinematic preoccupation with such issues points at an anger that is defining our times, though not necessarily a prescription for what to do with that anger, nor a sure idea of who is to blame for it. While a cynical outlook would accuse these filmmakers of cowardice in their convictions, seeking not to alienate any segment of the viewing population, it's probably more realistic to say that filmmakers are expressing their own sense of uncertainty. Things are bad, and fixing it is not easy, and we are all, probably, to blame to some degree.

Truth be told, even The Rise of Skywalker was not simple in its portrayal of good and evil, as it also features Kylo Ren coming up from under to overthrow ... himself.

Maybe we are all a little bit Kylo Ren, trying to resist giving in to our hate, looking for the Ben Solo inside of us, hoping we find him before Kylo consumes us.

Performers of the year

Each year in this post I highlight those who had a really good year, and then, those who did not. Keep in mind that to be singled out in these lists, you have to have a) been in at least two movies in the previous year, and b) made either films that were generally good or generally bad, not a little of each. So while I loved Adam Driver in Marriage Story and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, he was also in The Man Who Killed Don Quixote and The Dead Don't Die. Sorry, Adam. (But check here for a whole post devoted to yourself that is entirely positive in nature.)

Three who had a good year

Scarlett Johansson - I probably don't need to sing the praises of ScarJo after she scored two Oscar nominations yesterday, but this is a bit of redemption and also a return to form for this underappreciated actress, who appeared on my 2017 “three who had a bad year” list after landing on "three who had a good year" in 2014. But suffice it to say she has long since made up for the twin missteps of Ghost in the Shell and Rough Night, a bounceback resoundingly confirmed by landing three movies in my top 20 for this year. Her 2019 started off with the highest ranked of those, Avengers: Endgame (#8), in which her character plays quite a significant role. Even though you probably don’t need the spoiler alert at this point, I’ll focus on a non-spoilery moment that perfectly encapsulated why I loved this movie. While despairing over the Avengers’ collective failure to prevent the deaths of half of the universe’s inhabitants, Johansson’s Natasha Romanoff expresses a palpable sense of loss, frustration and uselessness, and punctuates the scene by threatening to throw a peanut butter sandwich at Steve Rogers. Her craft has matured to the point where she can pull off this delicate balance of anguish and humor, and bring a sense of intimate quirkiness to a three-hour movie. It’s a different type of quirk she brings to Jojo Rabbit (#10), as she’s maintaining a lively crackerjack sensibility to will herself and her son through the worst parts of Germany under Hitler. She likes to play games and act out scenarios with her son, whom she’s trying to love despite the fact that he might be a true believer, while also hiding a Jewish teenager upstairs – both from the party and from him. Marriage Story (#20) reminds us that she also has a knack for realism. It’s a credit to her performance that she brings a balance to the movie that Noah Baumbach’s script does not. Baumbach can’t help but telegraph that Adam Driver’s character is a stand-in for himself, but Johansson won’t let it become Driver’s movie, communicating her own wants, needs, strengths and weaknesses in a comparative minimum of gestures. Johansson does a lot with a little, and never has that been more clear than the year 2019.

Florence Pugh - It's not that I didn't know recently Oscar-nominated Florence Pugh prior to the start of 2019, but suffice it to say I didn't have any idea what a dynamic, charismatic force she is. She made something of an impression on me in Lady Macbeth a couple years back, but because I didn't love that film, I wasn't totally sold on her. Well, I became so from her first moments of screen time in Fighting With My Family (#28), and it just got better at approximately four-month intervals for the rest of the year. Pugh got to use her native British accent for the only time this year as Paige, a would-be professional wrestler who gets chosen to come to Florida to train for the WWE. I had no idea I would like this film at all, let alone as much as I did, and Pugh's brand of "confronting naturalism" was key to that. I guess by that I mean that she has this type of dominant presence -- maybe a magnetism -- without ever overplaying, and thereby staying within the bounds of naturalism. It was again useful to have that as an anchor in the otherwise fantastical Midsommar (#23), in which her agonized crying at the start of the film was my most chilling sound of 2019. The way Pugh grapples with grief, a shithouse boyfriend and adapting to outrageous and ever-changing circumstances was perhaps the most acute case of viewer surrogacy this year. But her crowning achievement may have come in Little Women (#4), where she's more of an ensemble player, but where she steals scenes just by virtue of her command of the craft of acting. She may be the best actor in a film that also features Meryl Streep and Saiorse Ronan, which is really saying something. (Okay, she still has a way to go to catch Streep.) Not only does she kill in her emotional moments, but she handles more deftly than anyone else the fact that the narrative spans seven years in these characters' lives, meaning that she's playing ages 13 through 20. Pugh is 24, but she convinced me effortlessly that she was a naive 13-year-old girl given to tantrums and upending bowls of popcorn when her father returns from the war. I have a feeling her charisma and dynamism will continue to astonish us throughout the next decade.

Adele Haenel - Now here is someone I didn't know at all going into 2019. My first time seeing her in 2019 was not even in a 2019 movie, and I only realized she was in BPM (Beats Per Minute) when I had occasion to look her up on IMDB after her other two films. (But I'm sure she was really good in it.) And one of her other two films is not even something anyone else would have seen yet, unless they also went to the Melbourne International Film Festival. But her incendiary (pun intended) screen presence led me to list Adele Haenel here for her work in Portrait of a Lady on Fire (#2), which was preceded by me being captivated by her in Quentin Dupieux's latest, Deerskin (#37), at MIFF. Let's go in the order I watched them, just to save the best for last. Deerskin is a typically oddball film for Dupieux in which Jean Dujardin (hilarious) plays a man obsessed with a deerskin jacket he buys on the internet, and the increasingly bizarre things it prompts him to do, possibly by actually communicating with him. Haenel plays the young would-be filmmaker he meets in a bar, who gives him the benefit of the doubt despite an increasing certainty that this guy is wacko. I was truly disarmed by the way Haenel portrays this woman, seeing a fellow misfit and trying to connect with him in the face of ample evidence of his instability. Humanism exudes from the performance. Of course, the real reason to write about Haenel is her arresting work in Portrait. There may be no more memorable character introduction in 2019 than the one captured above, and I do mean captured, as Haenel spins toward the character (and the camera) that's been following her, both of whom, in a way, have designs on secretly "capturing" her image in permanent form. But instead of being offended, Haenel also smiles, revealing the character's intelligence -- she frequently knows more than she's letting on. But she's an ephemeral presence, the very definition of how it's impossible to truly possess someone. Her work in the film's final scene is a master class in acting, and emotionally devastating. As she almost inevitably crosses over to English language stardom, the future is bright for this flame.

Honorable mentions: Elisabeth Moss (Her Smell, Us), Awkwafina (The Farewell, Jumanji: The Next Level), Kevin Hart (Jumanji: The Next Level, The Upside), Meryl Streep (Little Women, The Laundromat), Laura Dern (Little Women, Marriage Story), Timothee Chalamet (Little Women, The King)

Three who had a bad year

Matthew McConaughey - Is this the end of the McConaughssaince? After Matthew McConaughey followed a series of lazy choices with a series of artistically rigorous and critically lauded ones, now he just seems to be dazed and/or confused. Although he arguably hasn’t made anything truly successful since 2014’s Interstellar, 2019 caught him in particularly bad form. Only by the skin of his teeth did he avoid appearing in my worst movie of the year as the obnoxious titular layabout, Moondog, in Harmony Korine’s The Beach Bum (#144). I’ll state again, and probably not for the last time, that I was as shocked as anybody to hate this movie as much as I did considering how much I love Korine’s Spring Breakers, but McConaughey was a key part of that reaction. The main character Korine wrote for him is a witless stoner poet whose supposed charms are impossible to discern unless you happen to be one of the idiots who surround him in this movie. McConaughey probably thought he could “alright alright alright” his way through this role, but it’s truly baffling that he believed there would be anything endearing whatsoever about a guy who drunkenly stumbles his way through south Florida from joint to joint and bongo jam to bongo jam, his stringy hair blowing in the wind. And if that’s the point, then that’s even more baffling. The venue doesn’t change much for Serenity (#139), Steven Knight’s incomprehensible follow-up to the 2013 film Locke – incomprehensible in and of itself, but also incomprehensible as a follow-up to his grounded previous film. Here McConaughey plays a deep sea fisherman on the island of Plymouth, who is inexplicably focused on catching a particular tuna, almost like that tuna insulted his mother. He’s also cash poor, so he’s got to consider it when his ex-wife approaches him with a plan to bump off her abusive current husband. The setup may sound unremarkable, but where this film goes is utterly cookoo – and McConaughey doesn’t come close to selling it. At least Serenity will one day be a candidate for a “so bad it’s good” marathon; The Beach Bum is just bad. One 2019 note in McConaughey’s favor is that he probably gives the funniest interview in Between Two Ferns: The Movie (#56), in a scene that also involves water. But when your other two movies are in my bottom ten of the year, it’s just not enough.

Ian McKellen - No lifetime achievement award exemption for you, sir. Ian McKellen is 80 years old so I would not expect him to be at his prime, but it's the choices that were bad, not the actor. And oh how bad they were. I was grumbling enough about The Good Liar (#114), but Sir Ian wouldn't have even been a consideration for this list before I saw Cats (#146), so let's start there. Cats was not only my worst film of the year, it's probably a contender for worst of the decade if I kept track of that sort of thing. The only version of Cats I had ever seen was put on by kids in my junior high, so I didn't appreciate or remember until I saw it just how little there is to this thing, and how ridiculous what there is is. I've already ranted about Cats elsewhere so let's just stick to Ian. He stumbles on screen about halfway through and sings some song about the theater, making it an appropriate role for McKellen I suppose. But he looks like he doesn't know where he is and that no one explained anything about the movie to him, which they probably didn't. I would have said McKellen is one of the most dignified screen presences we have, but Cats is an out-and-out dignity eraser. It makes his work in The Good Liar look absolutely Shakespearean by comparison, but that's a shitty movie too. What starts with an interesting idea about a cat-and-mouse game in the elderly set devolves into something unwisely topical involving assumed identities, World War II and the #MeToo movement. And then it goes downhill further from there. McKellen gives what I would call a game effort, but there's no disguising he chose to be in two turkeys this year, both of which came out after Thanksgiving. Please somebody make another X-Men movie with old Magneto or another Middle Earth movie with really old Gandalf so I can forget about 2019's one-two gut punch.

Liam Neeson - Neeson had a bad year both off the field and on. In fact, I boycotted Cold Pursuit (#100) back when it was released because it came out right on the heels of Neeson saying he wanted to beat up/kill a "black bastard" (or whatever he said) when he was younger and a friend told him she'd been sexually assaulted by someone who fit that description. We didn't cancel Liam Neeson -- probably because the very reporting of the story was intertwined with an apology for his shortsighted behavior -- but it just so happened that his 2019 body of work could give us reason. His biggest offense in that regard was not Cold Pursuit but Men in Black: International (#136). It's not that Neeson himself is bad in it -- he's a consistent enough performer that he almost never comes across as actually bad. But it was a terrible choice, a choice that also ensnared a number of other talented actors (Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Emma Thompson (no relation)), who had other, better work in 2019 to offset this choice. The fact that he's the villain in the film is probably the most obvious of any number of obvious aspects to this lifeless reboot. When I did get around to seeing Cold Pursuit on one of my international flights, I was similarly non-plussed by it. While some quite foolishly compared it to the work of Joel and Ethan Coen, I found it to be a joyless revenge story with a body count it pretends to mourn (but secretly celebrates) by putting a gravestone-like lifespan on the screen every time a character dies. Was this the "cinematic innovation" that was meant to distinguish this from a dozen other joyless revenge stories Neeson has made in the Nicolas Cage phase of his career? It didn't work, and neither did Liam Neeson in 2019.

Dishonorable mentions: Jason Clarke (Pet Sematary, Serenity), Kumail Nanjiani (Stuber, Men in Black: International), Snoop Dogg (The Addams Family, The Beach Bum), Zac Efron (Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, The Beach Bum), Zazie Beetz (High Flying Bird, Joker)

The year women took the lead - sort of

For years it's been easy to say that women don't get opportunities in Hollywood and that there are no good roles for women. And for years it's also been accurate to say that.

I don't want to get ahead of myself, like the hopeful who thought that electing Obama meant ending racism, but it's starting to be possible to say that this is changing.

Anecdotally, I noticed far more movies this year than ever before in which women were the protagonists or, indeed, nearly the entirety of the cast. But I wanted to go beyond the anecdotal, so I crunched some actual numbers.

I went through the 2019 movies I saw and decided if each movie clearly had a male protagonist, clearly had a female protagonist, or it was not possible to make that determination. That last included primarily ensemble movies (such as Knives Out) and movies with co-leads (such as Marriage Story, though I suppose that's a bad example as you could argue it's more from the male perspective).

Although movies fronted by men were still the highest total at 70 of the 146 movies I saw (48%), there were more movies with clearly female protagonists (49) than ensemble movies (27), and the combined total of those last two categories exceeded movies with male protagonists by a total of six movies. That's some kind of progress, I think.

There also continues to be an uptick in the number of movies I see directed by women or at least co-directed by women. This year that total was 30, or 21%. And while I'm not sure if that sounds good in a vacuum, it's an increase of nine titles from two years ago, when I was last compelled in one of these year-end wrap-ups to make an observation about the positive strides made by women. And this is without me seeing some obvious female-directed movies you might have expected me to see, like Charlie's Angels or Frozen II.

Perhaps of greater significance, symbolically speaking, is that three of my top five movies of the year were directed or co-directed by women. That would be Portrait of a Lady on Fire at #2, directed by Celine Sciamma, Little Women at #4, directed by Greta Gerwig, and Birds of Passage at #5, co-directed by Cristina Gallego. That's got to be a record because if it had happened before, I'm sure I would have remembered it. For good measure, a woman (Penny Lane) also directed my #7, Hail Satan? (That's not a question -- the question mark is in the title.)

Anecdotally, it feels like more than it actually is because it really seems like Hollywood is trying, and because it's some of the biggest films out there that are getting this female bent. And while that's not enough to let them off the hook for years of failing to try, it does mean that we are truly getting a wider range of voices and perspectives out there, which is worth celebrating on face value.

Funniest scenes of the year

Cinematic comedy has been in the doldrums for a while now, as not only is there a shortage of hilarious films from 2019, there's a shortage of hilarious films from the past decade.

But this doesn't mean I don't still love to laugh at the movies, so I thought I'd focus here on the moments that made me laugh in 2019, even when the films on the whole could not be described as comedies in some cases. Five such moments, to be exact.

Because it's best not to know about funny scenes before you see the movie, I'll do my best to avoid exposing you to spoilers. I'll list the title first, and if you haven't seen the movie, just skip that one and go to the next.

I'm numbering them for oganizational purposes only, as they don't represent a best-to-fifth-best in this case. Actually, they represent the order in which the movies appeared on my chart.

1. Marriage Story - Adam Driver's knife trick. Few things in 2019 compared to the absurdity of Driver's Charlie trying to pretend to a shortly departing social worker that he didn't just leave a foot-long gash in his arm from a trick with a box cutter gone wrong. His attempt to play it cool while quickly escorting her out of the house was comic gold.

2. Always Be My Maybe - Cameo. You've certainly had this cameo spoiled by now, but in case you haven't, and so your eye doesn't jump to it in passing over it, I'll refer to the actor only as KR. KR's extended restaurant self-parody and its continuation in his apartment afterward kept me laughing consistently throughout its surprisingly lengthy duration.

3. Jumanji: The Next Level - Johnson's and Hart's impersonations - I'm not sure whether this qualifies as a scene or a whole segment of the movie, but when Danny DeVito and Danny Glover first get pulled into the game, and are impersonated by Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart, there was no end to the gales of laughter that spewed forth from me.

4. Between Two Ferns: The Movie - Pick an interview - Again a bit of a cheat here, as I don't really remember enough about this movie to remember which celebrity interview was the funniest. I just know that they kept me in a constant state of giggles throughout.

5. The Hustle - Rebel Wilson's first mark - Our introduction to Wilson's character includes a scam of a guy who balks at her physical appearance after she represents herself quite differently on a dating app. The line deliveries of the two actors in the scene, and how this plays out so richly to punish him for his shallowness, had me in stitches.

That it took me until my #89 movie on my chart to find five funny scenes worth highlighting -- some of which may not even be correctly defined as "scenes" -- gives you some idea just what we're up against in terms of comedy at the movies. Here's hoping for better in 2020.

Vive la France

The films of France and me have not had a great recent history. It's been since last decade that I've really gone for anything from France, as two Jean-Pierre Jeunet films, Amelie and A Very Long Engagment, made my top ten lists in their respective years (2001 and 2004), while The Diving Bell and the Butterfly was in both my top ten of 2007, a year that also featured La Vie en Rose in my top 20, and in my top ten of the decade. I had French language films make my top 20 in 2012 (Amour and Monsieur Lazhar), but they have been shut out of my top ten for a dozen years now.

Well, 2019 was a vindication of sorts for French cinema. Not only did two French language movies make my top ten in Portrait of a Lady on Fire (#2) and I Lost My Body (#9), but a third, Deerskin, landed at a very respectable #37. That's probably also the most French language films I've seen in a single year in ages.

Is France getting better at this or is my mind just expanding?

Who cares. Welcome back, France.

** NOTE: Here's what happens when you start writing something before you fully research it. It seems crazy now to think that I forgot entirely about Gaspar Noe, one of my favorite filmmakers of the last decade, the only film of whose I saw in time to rank it, Climax, was my #5 movie of last year. My excuse? Climax also has other spoken languages? Well, the point of this segment was to congratulate France, so I'm just going to leave it.

2019 by the numbers

Breakdown of movies by star ratings - 5 stars (5), 4.5 stars (12), 4 stars (22), 3.5 stars (35), 3 stars (22), 2.5 stars (17), 2 stars (14), 1.5 stars (10), 1 star (8), half star (1). That's more five-star movies than usual but fewer 4.5 and four-star movies. So, a bit of a top-heavy year, with double digit 1.5 star movies being a high in recent years.
Total new movies watched in the calendar year - 264
Total rewatches - 113
2019 movies seen for the first tine time the theater - 76
2019 movies seen for the first time on video/streaming/a plane/that kind of thing - 70
2019 films seen more than once - 4 (Parasite, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Midsommar, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

Best non-2019

I also saw movies that were not actually released in 2019 -- 110, to be exact. Here are the ten best, listed alphabetically.

BPM (Beats Per Minute) (2017, Robin Campillo) - A passionate French political screed/romance about the need to do something in the dawning years of the AIDS crisis. It did something to me alright, both intellectually and emotionally.

The Breadwinner (2017, Nora Twomey) - Just when I thought this decade had enough great animation already, this one came along late to throw a wrench into the works. Irish animator Nora Twomey finally really connected with me with this story of a young girl posing as a boy to try to keep her family alive after her father is imprisoned in war-time Afghanistan.

Capharnaum (2018, Nadine Labaki) - It's possible this portrait of poverty-stricken refugees in Beirut could have qualified for 2019 if I'd squinted on the release dates, but I chose to count it as 2018. It would have been a top ten contender in 2019 though.

Das Boot (1981, Wolfgang Petersen) - Where have you been all my life, Das Boot? A simply astonishing achievement for a director I judged more in terms of Hollywood movies like Air Force One, who is clearly capable of so much more.

Harakiri (1962, Masaki Kobayashi) - How can a samurai movie that features almost no fighting, and replaces that with talking, be not only one of my favorite samurai movies of all time, but also one of my favorite movies ever to come out of Japan? Don't know, but Harakiri pulls it off.

I Am Not Your Negro (2016, Raoul Peck) - A draw-jopping survey of the African-American experience in the latter half of the 20th century, as envisioned by legendary author James Baldwin. It's of legendary quality.

The Innocents (1961, Jack Clayton) - The only movie on this list I hadn't even heard of prior to 2019 might also be my favorite from this group. An absolutely chilling and perfectly executed haunted house movie with an unnerving Deborah Kerr performance at its center.

Paris, Texas (1984, Wim Wenders) - A total upending of my expectations, Wenders' film wanders and meanders. And finds its way to an emotionally resonant and deeply humanistic place I never saw coming.

The Tracker (2002, Rolf de Heer) - The Nightingale was not nearly as affecting as I expected if only because I saw The Tracker a few weeks before it. De Heer's story of an indigenous Australian unwittingly helping find another indigenous Australian on the run addresses the same issues with deceptive emotional potency.

Your Name. (2016, Makoto Shinkai) - Anime has rarely seemed as achingly beautiful as it does in this body-swapping fantasy. I'm still seeing the ripples in its water and the wind in its trees.

Nice to meet you

Jimmy Fails (The Last Black Man in San Francisco)
Ali Wong (Always Be My Maybe)
Winston Duke (Us)
Baykali Ganambarr (The Nightingale)
Samara Weaving (Ready or Not)

Welcome back

Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)
Ray Liotta (Marriage Story)
Eddie Murphy (Dolemite is My Name)
Julie Hagerty (Marriage Story)
Mary Kay Place (Diane)

Another name for ...

Little is ... Little Women
Marriage Story is ... Fighting With My Family
Ready or Not is ... Fighting With My Family
Brightburn is ... Hellboy
Pet Sematary is ... The Dead Don't Die
Knives Out is ... Murder Mystery
The Two Popes is ... Good Boys
Arctic is ... Cold Pursuit
Joker is ... A Vigilante
Fyre is ... The Hustle
Midsommar is ... High Life

Quick hits

And finishing with a speed round of odds and ends:

Highest ranked best picture nominee - Parasite (#1)
Lowest ranked best picture nominee - Joker (#117)
Best picture nominees not seen - None
Actor most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Eddie Murphy (Dolemite is My Name)
Actor least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - Joaquin Phoenix (Joker)
Actress most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)
Actress least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - None (haven't seen Harriet, Judy, Bombshell or Richard Jewell)
Director most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Greta Gerwig (Little Women)
Director least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - Todd Phillips (Joker)
Director who won me back - Noah Baumbach (Marriage Story)
Director who sent me running - James Gray (Ad Astra)
Movie I should have loved but didn't - Knives Out (#84)
Movie I shouldn't have loved but did - Ford v. Ferrari (#17) 
Movie that got better the more I thought about it - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (#31)
Movie that got worse the more I thought about it - Joker (#117)
Best Netflix movie - I Lost My Body (#9)
Best Netflix movie I actually saw on Netflix - The Perfection (#11)
Worst Netflix movie - Unicorn Store (#143)
Best reenvisioning of Shakespeare - The King (#33)
Worst reenvisioning of Shakespeare - Ophelia (#123)
Most tired reenvisioning of Shakespeare - The Lion King (#99)
Most Shakespeare per capita - All is True (#80)
Best movie featuring a bear - Midsommar (#23)
Best movie that sounds like it should feature a bear - Paddleton (#55)
Best beach movie - Fyre (#19)
Biggest beach bummer - The Beach Bum (#144)
Best body horror - The Perfection (#11)
Worst body horror - Cats (#146)
Best Steven Soderbergh movie - The Laundromat (#22)
Worst Steven Soderbergh movie - High Flying Bird (#135)
Best rejuvenation of an old text - Little Women (#4)
Worst rejuvenation of an old text - Dumbo (#141)
Best use of Captain Marvel in a movie - Captain Marvel (#63)
Worst use of Captain Marvel in a movie - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst use of Captain Marvel in a movie, part 2 - Unicorn Store (#143)
Best use of Spider-Man in a movie - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst use of Spider-Man in a movie - Spider-Man: Far From Home (#97)
Angriest birds - The Nightingale (#26)
Less angry birds - Birds of Passage (#5)
Stupidest birds - Angry Birds Movie 2 (#142)
Worst looking in an iPhone birds - High Flying Bird (#135)
Best sequel - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst sequel - Men in Black: International (#136) (I didn't see the first Angry Birds Movie so I don't know)
Most 2019 movie - Us (#25)
Least 2019 movie - Cats (#146)

Okay, we'll wrap up this 2019 business tomorrow with portmanteaus, then it's on to best of the decade!