Monday, December 2, 2024

The movie I didn't understand

Spoilers for The Dead Don't Hurt.

I had a very odd experience this week, one I'm not sure I've ever had before. 

It's not that I've never misunderstood a movie. But usually a movie I don't understand is existing on some sort of abstract intellectual plane, or I lost my bearings early on and never got them back, or it's just plain muddled in its execution. I've never misunderstood a movie quite like this. 

I received a screener of The Dead Don't Hurt, the new western from Viggo Mortensen, in time to review it for its December 5th Australian release. In fact, I received it plenty early, watching it this past Wednesday and finishing the review by Friday morning.

It was a bit of a middling review. I certainly liked aspects of the film, while overall feeling underwhelmed by it. That's often a 6/10 for me, and that was the case here. 

I considered including my whole review here, but that's a lot of reading, and I'm not actually sure yet whether I will post this review. I have a few days to decide whether I will rewrite it or just include an author's note, because having gotten the screener obliges me to post something about the movie. 

I don't need to include the whole thing, though, to give you a gist of the feeling I had while watching the movie. One line in the review summarizes the disconnect pretty well: 

"The focus of the script from moment to moment feels a bit arbitrary, the eventual resolutions to various plot threads as flat as they are sudden."

These are the words of a person who detected something about this narrative that was off, but could not put his finger on what it was.

There was one thing I wanted to fact check about my review -- namely, the correct way to describe the character played by Garret Dillahunt -- and so I went to read its plot synopsis on Wikipedia, as I am wont to do. Here are where the spoilers come in, but they're only about the structure of the film, not its content. I really only need to give you the portion on Wikipedia that is relevant to what I didn't get about the movie:

"The film's plot is presented as two sequences of events interweaving each other in a nonlinear narrative. The following is a linear summary of the plot." 

Um, what?

When I was watching this movie, I had no idea the events were being played out of sequence. 

In fact, what I thought were two different sets of characters -- a woman and a young boy -- were actually the same characters, only seen at different times in the story. 

I'm not just an idiot, believe me. And here I have to give you some more spoilers to explain myself.

At the very start of the movie -- as in, the film's very first shot -- a woman dies in bed. She's seen very much in close-up, so it's not possible to get a full sense of who she is, or even which actress is playing this woman. Because I surely would have recognized Vicky Krieps under ordinary circumstances, wouldn't I?

But I did not, and so when Krieps shows up again, maybe 15 minutes later, I figured that this was a new woman, not the wife of our main character (played by Mortensen himself) who died earlier. Again, remember, I have no idea these events are being told out of sequence. 

Then there's a child, who I believed to be Mortensen's child from his marriage to this woman who died. Various events occur in the plot (I don't need to get into them) and another child materializes later as the son of Krieps' character, first a young child and then growing older. It's the same child, but I did not know that. (And also explains why there are scenes where this child isn't present.)

What I don't understand is, was it Mortensen's intention to make it unclear that these events were being shown out of sequence, or was it just poor craft?

And that's really my greatest argument for printing my review as it is, maybe only with an author's note to contextualize it for people who might think I'm an idiot. If I, a person who has seen more than 6,500 movies of all sorts of experimental narrative chronologies, did not realize that was going on here, is that my problem, or the film's?

I didn't think I had any reason to go back and review earlier footage in the movie, and I didn't think that some superficial similarities of these characters -- one of whom I only saw on screen in close-up for one minute -- was sufficient reason to believe they were the same character. I think if you are going to do something like this, you sort of have to hit us over the head with it -- at least eventually. There has to be an "a-ha" moment.

The thing that does make me think I might just have been dumb, though, is that there are locations listed on the screen at times, and years. So if I went back and watched the movie again, I might find that the years actually state very matter-of-factly that events are being shown out of sequence. But that required me to remember that one year said 1861 and the other said 1863, or whatever, and specifically care about that in the moment. When the events occur "a long time ago," whether it was 1861 or 1863 often doesn't matter to us. 

So now the thing I am asking myself is: Do I need to watch this movie again before Thursday? The screener link won't have expired yet. Do I need to come at it with fresh eyes, knowing what I now know?

At this time of year, time is precious and there are a lot of movies I need to see. I usually only watch a select few current year movies a second time, and usually only if I love them. There's only one 2024 movie I've seen more than once, for example, and I can't say I have any plans to rewatch any others before the end of January.

So it'll likely come down to how my Monday and Tuesday night go, and whether I think I have the time for this -- or if the author's note will suffice.

It may actually come down to my impression of how stupid not having detected the non-linear narrative structure will make me seem. If I watch it again and it was clear as day, well, maybe I need to re-write the review. But if it strikes me as equally obscure, maybe I'm okay with what I already wrote. And then I have to consider that if I had never gone to Wikipedia, I would have just published my review, none the wiser. If that were the case, there would not even be the author's note. 

Either way, it's a second reckoning with The Dead Don't Hurt -- even if only just in my head as I weigh out these options, and a I write this post. 

Sunday, December 1, 2024

Technically accurate but semantically dishonest

Which of these "award-winning movies" is not like the other?

Awards for Past Lives, according to Wikipedia:

Best Woman Screenwriter - Alliance of Women Film Journalists
Top Ten Films of the Year - American Film Institute Awards
Best Director - Asia Pacific Screen Awards
Outstanding Achievement in Casting - Artios Awards
Best First Feature - Astra Film and Creative Arts Awards
Best Original Screenplay, Best First Film - Austin Film Critics Awards

And that's only the A's. Point proven, I will stop there.

Awards for Prey, according to Wikipedia:

Outstanding Sound Editing for a Limited Series or Anthology, Movie or Special - Primetime Emmy Awards
Best Streaming Film Premiere, Best Costume Design, Best Creature FX - Fangoria Chainsaw Awards
Outstanding Achievement in Sound Editing - Non-Theatrical Feature - Golden Reel Awards
Best Original Score - Streamed Live Action Film (No Theatrical Release) - Hollywood Music in Media Awards

Awards for Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, according to Wikipedia:

Feature Big Budget - Comedy - Artios Awards
Best Supporting Actress - Critics Choice Movie Awards
Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy - Golden Globe Awards
Best Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy - Golden Globe Awards
Best Original Poster - Golden Trailer Awards
Best Supporting Actress - National Society of Film Critics Awards
Best Supporting Actress - Online Film Critics Society Awards
Best Adapted Screenplay - Writers Guild of America

Awards for Movie 43, according to Wikipedia:

Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay - Golden Raspberry Awards

Now, some of these awards may be a bit fringe, but at least you would write home about them.

Not so for the "accolades" for Movie 43.

So I am trying to figure out Amazon's angle here. 

They are promoting four random movies to us that all are considered "award winners" -- a technically true statement. The thing that separates them from being completely random, I would guess, is that perhaps they are all new to the service within the past few weeks, or at least returned to the service after a temporary departure.

But wait -- Borat Subsequent Moviefilm was an Amazon original movie. It debuted there. There would be no conceivable reason it would have ever left, because where would it go? Streamer originals are on the service forever and ever after, amen. 

So that doesn't explain the pairing of these four movies. And surely, if they just wanted four awards winners, they'd have literally hundreds of other movies on the site that would qualify, especially given the number of existing bodies that lavish formal praise on movies that are never going to get an Oscar nomination. (I mean, even the Teen Choice Awards and MTV Movie Awards exist.) 

What possible incentive could Amazon have for elevating Movie 43 alongside these other films, all of which were critical favorites in one way or another, with maybe only a few detractors for Borat and essentially none for the other two? 

The movie was an all-time turkey, and any of their customers who watch Movie 43 will surely know this right away. They may then investigate why Amazon promoted it to them as such, and find out the technical accuracy of the term "award" -- while still grumbling at the deception.

Because technical accuracy only matters in the legalese that comes at the end of an ad for a new erectile dysfunction drug, or a bargain basement attorney. It only matters if you are trying to indemnify yourself against an angry customer who wants to sue you because something happened with your product that you didn't tell them was going to happen. So you tell them what could happen, and wash your hands of it, and basically live with the fact that you may end up burning some of your future customers, because that's the nature of your particular industry. There are enough potential future customers to compensate for the loss. 

There is no good reason to burn a potential steaming customer, given the comparatively small value of encouraging them to watch any individual thing on your service. Streaming content is inherently a crapshoot, and any streaming customer knows that. The streamer's job is to make the content available, to suggest that you might like it if you liked something similar to it, and to give it a certain visibility in accordance with the streamer's own belief in the content, its own advertising philosophy and perhaps its own agreement with whoever leased the content to give it a certain amount of prominence for a certain amount of days. The rest is just caveat emptor.

But then if you go out of your way to label garbage like Movie 43 as an award winner -- and place it next to three other movies that won awards for legitimate reasons -- you are engaging in actual dishonesty toward your customer that could damage your brand. 

And for what? What do you gain if an additional ten thousand people stream Movie 43? (Answer in the comments, if you know. I really want to know.) That is not an exaggeration given the way ads like these tend to flood our devices, likely going to millions of us, if not billions. (Okay, not billions.) 

You're more likely to lose those ten thousand people as customers than to get them to watch another movie that might be recommended according to their interest in Movie 43, or whatever the flimsy value is that Amazon might get out of this. 

They won't leave because they didn't like this one movie. That can happen any time you click play.

They'll leave because you told them they would like this movie because it was an award winner, when the only awards it won were named after that universal gesture you make with your mouth and tongue, expelling breath outward and creating that farting sound that unmistakeably indicates your disgust.

Leave technical accuracy to the pharmaceutical companies.