Showing posts with label 2019. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2019. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2020

Quarantine Battles: 2019 rematch

Did I need to watch Parasite for a third time within the first year that I'd seen it? That anyone had seen it, since the 2019 Cannes Film Festival, at which it debuted and claimed top prize, didn't start until last May 14th, with Parasite's first showing coming a week after that?

Probably not. But it sure was fun.

Even though Parasite is no longer "my movie" -- an honor I could claim for a while, as I was the first person I knew who had seen it, back at the end of last June, three months before it debuted in the U.S. -- it's still my #1 of last year, and will always, therefore, by one of "my" movies. In that year's time, Parasite has taken the world by storm, most recently (but probably least consequentially) capping off its award win streak by taking home top honors in the 64-movie Filmspotting Madness best of the 2010s tournament, where it beat Mad Max: Fury Road as the best of the decade according to the podcast's listeners.

Even with all that, though, recently I haven't been sure if it was even my best of last year. Which makes a good segue into the three reasons I watched Parasite with my wife on Sunday night:

1) It was for free on our Australian streaming service Stan, which was too much to resist;

2) My second viewing was on a plane, and I had to miss the last ten minutes due to the fact that we were disembarking; and

3) I thought it was time to decide whether or not it was actually better than Portrait of a Lady on Fire.

And so, welcome to my first (and possibly last) installment in Quarantine Battles, where I watch two movies in close succession that have an equal claim to some particular honor, to see which one comes out on top.

Parasite may have bested Mad Max: Fury Road in the Filmspotting tournament, but in my own personal rankings for 2019, it bested Portrait of a Lady on Fire. My #2 was in a tricky position, though, having been seen by me only two weeks before I closed my list. If it hadn't had such stiff competition on the top, it might have been my #1 -- and might have deserved to scale the heights even with such a formidable opponent.

I actually intended to watch Parasite the previous Sunday, as it would have given me back-to-back viewings on consecutive nights, creating the type of proximity that would have made the movies' merits, both independently and in relation to each other, abundantly clear. That was more or less how I handled the final showdown of my own best of the decade, watching Tangled and Spring Breakers as a double feature on the second-to-last night of last year. But my wife, noticing that I was about to start watching, asked me not to leave her out of the Parasite viewing, which would be her second. I agreed to postpone to her proposed alternative time the following Sunday night.

Whether separated by one night or eight, I think I would have reached the same conclusion, which is:

It's still Parasite.

The last time I watched a movie three times within the first year I'd seen it -- the third time also with my wife -- it was Creed in 2015/2016. In that case I saw it twice a week apart in the theater, my affection still holding strong after the second viewing -- strong enough that it came in only behind Inside Out as my favorite of the year. The third viewing, though, knocked it down a peg. It was once too many in such a short amount of time.

I worried the same might be true of Parasite, even with the compromised second plane viewing. The fact that it wasn't, and that I watched it in a state of perpetual thrills at the wonder of Bong's filmmaking, left little doubt that it was still just a hair better than Portrait.

You should have no doubt that Portrait was still worthy of that #2 spot. I loved watching it again and I think I may have actually cried in one additional spot than I did the first time. C'est magnifique.

I've seen all three of my top three of 2019 in the past month, in fact, with #3 Vivairum in there as well. All still maintain their relative rankings, which I guess is an unsurprising outcome given that it's only been three-and-a-half months since I placed them in their respective spots.

But Parasite ... well, there's the reason it's the most agreed upon best film of the year in as long as I can remember.

I guess I should think of my next possible Quarantine Battle, as it's not cool to introduce a possible recurring feature and then never do it again.

But we got a number of new high-profile cases of coronavirus just in the past few days in Victoria -- some from a school, some from a meat-packing plant -- so something tells me I don't need to hurry.

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

By the end of the night, I could speak Korean

Surprises really can come true.

I wrote an entire post yesterday about the obstacles Parasite had to overcome to win best picture, but sometimes, Hollywood does the right thing.

Instead of celebrating itself, sometimes Hollywood just chooses the best damn movie that got made. And this may be the first ever that had zero to do with Hollywood.

Yeah, Bong Joon-ho has made films that were primarily in English with big Hollywood stars, and he also had a deal with Netflix, though I guess that was just for one movie. But the movie that won him not one golden statue, but four, was the one exclusively in his native tongue, starring exclusively actors with his own skin color.

And it became the first ever best picture winner in a language other than English.

It's really astonishing.

For me, it marks only the third time my #1 movie of the year has been named best picture, as Parasite follows on the heels of Titanic (1997) and Birdman (2014).

As Bong kept getting up again, and again, and again, and kept finding ever more charming ways to express himself, I wondered if his translator was ever going to get stressed out about him going on too long for her to be able to reproduce all the words he'd said. And who knows if she did or not. The subject of this post notwithstanding, I don't actually speak Korean.

But for one night, Hollywood did. Hollywood said "Screw all these try-hards who are producing the type of movie they think we want to recognize. What we want to recognize is quality."

And for one night, they did.

As I like to do every year after I finish the Oscars, watched on delay here in Australia, I'm going to throw in some general thoughts and bullet points about the show, having not read any recap stories and having no idea if these thoughts are original to me or if I'm just the 403rd person in your Twitter feed to release them into the world. Of course, I'm not in your Twitter feed, but you get what I'm saying.

So, here goes ...

- At first I didn't think I knew who either of the singers were in the opening number, which made me feel old. But after a few moments I said to my wife (who was still watching at this point, and continued to do so for exactly two awards), "I think that's Janelle Monae." Whew! Less old. But I still didn't know who the other guy was. (His name is Billy Porter, which I might have known if I watched the TV show Pose.)

- Why did Brad Pitt and Al Pacino both decide to wear their hair like lion manes? There were other options.

- I thought it was kind of a weird decision to present the Oscar for best animated feature before best animated short. But they did the same thing with the documentaries so at least they were consistent.

- I thought the Frozen II song with all the foreign language singers was a good choice, especially with how the evening ended up winding down. And that all the jokes about Idina Menzel landed.

- Parasite wins best original screenplay! There's something happening here ... what it is ain't exactly clear.

- What the hell was Timothee Chalamet wearing? If it was a non-binary outfit, then I rescind my befuddlement.

- Taika Waititi wins best adapted screenplay? That could actually be the biggest surprise of the night.

- The show was pretty flat, I thought, before Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig came out. I thought they loosened things up.

- I thought the best documentary winners might thank the Obamas. They did not.

- For some reason I thought that Laura Dern had already won an Oscar. When I realized she hadn't, it made me even less worried that my girl Florence Pugh did not take home the statue. She will take home at least three in the future.

- I don't really get the reason for the Eminem song but at least it was well performed. I imagine it took a lot of good directing to get people on camera who had the right reaction to it. Unfortunately, at one point they also got Martin Scorsese.

- I figured Eminem might be the one to drop an f-bomb, but instead, it was Ray Romano. Ray Romano??

- Randy Newman looks old. But he can still perform.

- The recap rap by Utkarsh Ambudkar was tight, and probably my favorite segment in the whole show.

- Will Ferrell and Julia Louis Dreyfus were the best comedy duo. Everything they did worked, including the confusion over whether they were wearing earpieces or not.

- Was Cynthia Erivo dressed as an Oscar? I knew she could sing from Bad Times at the El Royale, but I didn't know she was also a songwriter. Talent.

- I groaned when James Corden and Rebel Wilson came out dressed as cats, but it was appropriately self-deprecating, and the bit with them playing with microphone was great, though I suspect unrehearsed -- it looked like Wilson was planning to get on with reading the winner and had even started speaking when Corden had a moment of inspiration.

- Bong said he was ready to get drinking, which was great, but he still had two more awards to accept.

- Kellie Marie Tran wins good sport of the evening by showing up to introduce a presenter and seeming like she was genuinely having a great time and not burdened by great psychological baggage over the way she's been treated. The producers returned the favor by including her multiple times in the clips that played over John Williams' nominated score. I hope she has a terrific life, whether in front of the cameras or not.

- I thought it was very strange that Joker was scored by a woman. Maybe Todd Phillips doesn't hate them after all?

- As the show neared the end, it became more and more clear: The Irishman is the only best picture nominee that is not going to win anything.

- Bong honoring the other directors was touching and lovely, and I didn't envy him that he had to figure out how to say something nice about Todd Phillips.

- Wait, Joaquin Phoenix didn't win an Oscar for Gladiator? How have I thought he did for the past 20 years? (Benicio del Toro did for Traffic that year.) Okay, not so upset about that one either. Especially after he gave one of the most interesting and impassioned Oscar speeches I've ever heard, even though I was prepared to cringe at any moment if he went off the rails into insanity.

- The only thing that tainted the win by Parasite, and only ever so slightly, was the fact that the final set of speeches was pretty discombobulated in comparison to what Bong had given us before then. Jane Fonda seemed unsure what she was supposed to do. And by the way, how the hell is Jane Fonda 82 years old? She looks 62.

- This BP winner gets us back to rhyming following two years in which the streak was broken. You had Spotlight, then Moonlight, now Parasite.

- Was there not a single winner played off the stage by the orchestra this year?

After this triumph, the Oscars can give top honors to five Green Books in a row and they'll still have this to fall back on.

Well done, Academy. Pat yourself on the back.

Monday, February 10, 2020

For your consideration: Parasite

Tonight the Oscars will televise -- about halfway through my workday, so around lunchtime I will stop paying attention to the interwebs and then watch them when I get home.

I don't expect a lot of surprises, but then again, can you actually expect a surprise?

A surprise I think could happen is that Parasite could win best picture. I don't expect it to happen, but then again, can you actually expect a surprise?

Maybe it won't have been such a surprise if it does happen. It feels like the consensus among critics, and even maybe among audiences, as the best and most interesting film of the year. I've written that this is the closest my tastes have aligned to the larger critical community since There Will Be Blood in 2007, though even that year, many critics felt that No Country for Old Men was the worthier selection. I don't know that Parasite has a direct competitor in the best picture nominees as far as the critics are concerned.

This, however, does not mean it has that good of a shot at winning. The critical favorite is usually the bridesmaid, not the bride, with countless examples dating as far back as Citizen Kane. More recently, films like L.A. Confidential, The Social Network and Roma are prominent instances of this, and Parasite certainly seems poised to become just the latest.

But Parasite shares something in common with Roma, and now that it has happened two years in a row, maybe the necessary critical mass is building to push it over the top.

For the second straight year, a film entirely in a foreign language has been nominated for best picture. If Academy voters were testing the waters last year with how they felt about the proposition, with Roma presumably falling just short of Green Book, maybe this year they are ready to take the plunge.

It would be an extraordinary feat if it happened. A film entirely in a foreign language has never won best picture, and looking at the list of past winners, only The Last Emperor has any significant portion of the film that's not in English. That also marks one of the few best picture nominees, and certainly winners, that has significantly Asian subject matter, a trait it also has in common with Parasite.

To get a sense of how rare both of these things are, I went back and reviewed the entire history of nominees in the best picture category. As far as I could tell, these were the only best picture nominees that did either of these things, if you don't include films that had some English, and films about Americans in Asia:

Foreign language:
The Emigrants (1972) - Swedish
Cries and Whispers (1973) - Swedish
Il Postino (1995) - Italian
Life is Beautiful (1998) - Italian
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Mandarin
Letters from Iwo Jima (2006) - Japanese
Amour (2012) - French
Roma (2018) - Spanish

Asian subject matter:
The Last Emperor (1987)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Letters from Iwo Jima (2005)

I'm not familiar at a glance with all the movies nominated for best picture over the years -- like, really not familiar with some of them -- but I think it's a safe assumption that there were few, if any, foreign language nominees or nominees about Asia in the vast wasteland of mediocre studio pictures that were nominated prior to 1944, when the Oscars moved to only five nominees per year. But even if I did miss one or two, you get the idea about the relative scarcity of such nominees.

And even in the nominees above, some should get asterisks, such as Letters from Iwo Jima. I love that film, and I continue to think of it as having an incredibly high degree of difficulty for director Clint Eastwood, as it was not in his native language. Still, it had an American imprint on it, which certainly made it easier for Oscar voters to recognize.

Given what Parasite is up against, historically, it does make it a tall order to think of it walking away with the evening's top statue tonight. But maybe that just means it's time. Maybe these other films have reached the brink of winning top honors in order to pave the way for Parasite.

You'll notice this post has spent no time on Parasite's actual qualities as a film, the things it does that earns its status as the best film of the year. That's because I've done that elsewhere on this blog. You know I consider it worthy as I named it my #1 movie of 2019. And you've probably seen it for yourself, so you are familiar with its many strengths.

No, today I am talking directly to the Academy -- very belatedly, of course, and entirely in a rhetorical way. That best picture winner is already in that envelope ready to hand to whoever is going to read it (um, let's say that's ... Barbra Streisand. Sure, why not?). Not that my wee little blog would ever play much of a role in changing any of the minds of these people, many of whom are set in their ways, leading to predictable winners year in and year out.

But as I've said in the past few days, there are surprises, like when Moonlight upset presumed favorite La La Land to win, just a few short years ago, with many of these same voters voting.

I don't expect it to happen, but then again, can you actually expect a surprise?

Sunday, February 9, 2020

How a technical innovator became the boring establishment pick

If you had told me that a movie that seems to take place all in one shot and is set in World War I was going to be the frontrunner for best picture, I'd say "Wow, what an outside-the-box choice!"

But if you told me 1917 was going to be the frontrunner for best picture, I'd say "Boring, typical Hollywood."

How on the earth did the former become the latter? And how on earth did I become convinced of that along with everyone else?

I should start by saying I know a number of people who think 1917 is the best movie of the year, including my esteemed ReelGood colleague John Roebuck. (Until he saw The Lighthouse and amended his choice, that is.) It's not some Green Book, which a decent number of people thought was reasonably good, enough to vault it above the other favorites that burned brightly and passionately for a more select few. No one thought Green Book was the best movie of 2018, but there are some who think that way about 1917 in 2019.

But the right people, the people who dominate the cultural conversation about the Oscars, seem to think it's just the latest example of Hollywood's well-documented myopia.

Who are the "right" people? I'll engage in some argument shorthand by referring to them only as "snooty critics." I'm not always a man of the people, but I do embrace my low culture, and when I want to see "snooty critics" as them, it's easy enough for me to do so.

"Snooty critics" have a number of problems with 1917, though I haven't heard them explained all that convincingly. The phrase "video game" gets thrown around, as in, it is one. But I'm not all that sold on that take. Yes, it's a series of obstacles to overcome that have a first person quality to them by the very nature of the single-take aesthetic. But how else are you meant to make a movie like this and not have a number of challenging set pieces break up the story at approximately eight-minute intervals? If you're attacking 1917 as a video game then you are also attacking the core conventions of screenwriting.

Then there are those who say it glamorizes war, but Francois Truffaut said that he's never seen an anti-war movie, as every war movie, by the very dramatization of what it depicts, glamorizes war to some degree. You can't make a movie with trenches and mortars and people being shot through the helmet without making a movie that "glamorizes" war in somebody's opinion. It would be fair to say that on the spectrum of glamorizing war that goes from "not very much" to "Michael Bay," 1917 is much closer to the "not very much" side.

An argument that would probably convince me a bit is that it's a very male movie, as the only female character -- at all? -- is a woman hiding in the shadows, nursing a baby. But I haven't even heard this argument much. While true, I gotta say, that's World War I for you. Maybe in this day and age, that movie shouldn't win best picture, but Sam Mendes probably couldn't have made it all that differently.

I can poke holes in both the good and bad arguments against 1917, so why is it that these criticisms have gotten under my skin and made me a convert? Why are there at least three other movies I'd rather see take home the trophy?

That last question is easy -- there were three or four, actually exactly three, best picture nominees ahead of it on my year-end list. So yeah, it's not my first choice. But it's also not my last choice, the choice I dread. It's not Joker, for Christ's sake, and its frontrunner status will help deny Joker any shred of a possibility it has of winning.

I did turn on 1917 somewhat quickly, though, from ranking it #15 for the year with a near-perfect 4.5 star rating, to only a few days later, openly contrasting it with a movie I ranked #24 for the year (The Last Black Man in San Francisco) in a conversation with a friend, and saying the latter was the better film. Its status as the second-to-last film I saw before closing my list meant that I didn't really have the time to chew it over before I was sure it belonged as high as I placed it.

But I think there's another recent best picture winner, which I adored, that played as much of a role in my souring on it ever so slightly.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) did two things that sort of do this film a disservice, and make it seem more conventional and "establishment-like" than it might initially seem. Not only did Birdman do the one-shot concept already, five years ago, in ways that may have been more technically challenging than 1917 in certain ways, but it also broke the glass ceiling for high-concept films such as itself. When I saw Birdman and immediately boosted it into my top spot for the year, a spot it never relinquished, I didn't for a minute think of it as an Oscar film. When it became not only a nominee but a frontrunner, the same eye-rolling by "snooty critics" that is now attending 1917 made it seem significantly less ground-breaking than I had every reason to think it was. Because of Birdman, Mendes' film can't say the same thing about breaking ground, even as technically accomplished as it is.

And yet it is accomplished enough that one might rightly call it a wonder. Can you figure out where those edits are? I sure can't. CGI is getting pretty damn amazing, but even within that, Mendes and company are using it virtuosically. They're doing Birdman without some of the crutches, daring you to point out the cracks that you could probably point out fairly easily in Birdman -- though I don't think Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu would care because he's not pretending it's one two-hour block of time like Mendes is (sort of).

But maybe this is the thing that makes it the most establishment. There's nothing Hollywood loves more than celebrating itself, and in a way, 1917 represents the "magic of the movies" more than any other nominee. Parasite and Little Women may be better, but neither is literally tricking your eyes the way 1917 is.

I think the most establishment thing about 1917, actually, is that we've seen it before. We've seen war movies before. We've seen World War I movies before. We've seen World War I movies win best picture before. We've seen movies that pretend to be one continuous take win best picture before. We've seen movies directed by Sam Mendes win best picture before. We may not have seen this exact movie before, but a lot of its ingredients are familiar, and there are a lot of best picture nominees with far more unfamiliar ingredients.

And maybe one of those will win. I've got my fingers crossed for Parasite, the one movie I think is capable of pulling off a shock upset, which would be even more shocking because a movie that's entirely in a foreign language has never won best picture.

But the Oscars really only shock you rarely, like when Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty had the wrong envelope, or, in the same moment, when Moonlight beat presumed favorite La La Land.

I hope Parasite is this year's Moonlight, because 1917 is definitely this year's La La Land.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

2019 in portmanteaus

Want to see what it would be like if you took the movies of 2019 and smashed them together so their titles and plots were joined?

I've wanted to see that for six years now, which is why this is my sixth annual "[Year] in portmanteaus" post. Check out the tag at the bottom if you want to read the others.

For now, read this one! And enjoy.

Caution: Possibly some very minor spoilers.

Midsommarvel - Carol Danvers ruins a Swedish pagan festival by saving old people from jumping to their deaths.

Captain Marvelvet Buzzsaw - Carol Danvers ruins the art world by saving its patrons from the paintings that are trying to kill them.

Jokursk - A nihilistic madman inspires a bunch of Russian sailors to sink their own submarine as a very misguided protest.

Aladdin: Battle Angel - A plucky street urchin levels up in his fight against Jafar and his minions by incorporating cyborg parts into his body.

Always Be My Abbey - Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes are forced to take their relationship out of the friend zone after Mrs. Hughes starts dating Keanu Reeves.

Jojo Abbey - As the story moves into the 1930s, Mr. Carson begins taking buttling advice from his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler.

Jojo Rambo - A career's worth of heroic feats are tainted by the revelation that Sylvester Stallone was always acting on the advice of his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler.

Between Two Popes: The Movie - Zach Galifianakis interviews Pope Benedict, trolls him by calling him "Poop Benedict" and asking what it was like to be impeached.

Maleficent: Mistress of Shockingly Evil and Vile - A winged witch loses the Villain of the Year contest when she goes up against Ted Bundy.

Star Wars: The Knives of Skywalker - Emperor Palpatine inadvertently ends his own reign of terror by sitting on a throne made of daggers, swords and prop knives, impaling himself.

Ford v. Jumanji - Not expecting to be traveling at 200 miles per hour, elderly citizens cause a giant pile-up after getting sucked into the 24 Hours of Le Mans.

Portrait of a Festival Called Fyre - A portrait artist refuses her latest assignment, to paint a picture of a misbegotton music festival for the wedding of its founder, Billy McFarland.

The Kid Who Would be the Lion King - A boy realizes his destiny as the leader of a pride of lions with a little help from a shapeshifting wizard named Merlin.

Honeyland Boy - Shia LaBeouf plays his own father during his time as a Macedonian beekeeper.

Angry Birds of Passage - The birds and pigs relocate their dispute to Colombia, where they get ensnared in the drug trade.

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Hitler and then the Bigfoot - It was a busy night.

Isn't It Chapter Two Romantic? - Pennywise the Clown wakes up one day to find himself trapped inside a romantic comedy, has a meet cute with Rebel Wilson in a Manhattan sewer.

Addams Astra - Pugsley Addams travels to Neptune to prevent Gomez Addams from throwing knives at Earth at light speed.

Parasite is My Name - Rudy Ray Moore leaves blaxploitation films behind when he takes up as the driver for a rich Korean family, then finds roles for all the others in his posse.

Knock Down the Lighthouse - Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez upends the status quo by kicking two old white men out of their jobs as wickies.

Knock Down the Klaus - Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez upends the status quo by kicking an old white man out of his job as Santa Claus.

Once Upon a Time in Neighborhood - Fred Rogers considers spaghetti westerns when he's no longer allowed to win fights against King Friday; accidentally bludgeons Daniel Tiger to death after smoking an acid-laced cigarette.

Stubernadette - An architectural prodigy quits her day job and decides to drive Ubers, but loses her new gig when she makes the ill-fated attempt to drive to Antarctica.

Dumber - A flying elephant quits his day job and decides to drive Ubers, but loses his new gig when the sheer girth of his body causes the Uber to explode.

Spider-Man: Far from Homecoming - Peter Parker goes even further afield by starring in an elaborate concert set dedicated to historically black colleges.

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Up from under in 2019


















In 2016, Donald Trump was elected president. In 2019, he was impeached. It was finally time to rebel.

Or was it?

In a cinematic nod to the complicated times we live in, 2019 was a year of underdog stories, though it was not always clear if the underdogs were actually the good guys. For every Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, in which the good guys vs. bad guys ethos was fairly simple, there were two of the most acclaimed films of the year, Parasite and Us, which muddied those waters. Both dealt rather literally with the concept of characters coming up from under to claim what they think is theirs, whether the filmmakers are sure they agree with those characters or not. Then you've got movies like Knives Out, The Last Black Man in San Francisco, The Laundromat and Hustlers, which are a little more sure-footed in their world view but still showcase some ambiguity. You also have Ford v. Ferrari, where the world's largest car manufacturer is cast as an underdog.

The cinematic preoccupation with such issues points at an anger that is defining our times, though not necessarily a prescription for what to do with that anger, nor a sure idea of who is to blame for it. While a cynical outlook would accuse these filmmakers of cowardice in their convictions, seeking not to alienate any segment of the viewing population, it's probably more realistic to say that filmmakers are expressing their own sense of uncertainty. Things are bad, and fixing it is not easy, and we are all, probably, to blame to some degree.

Truth be told, even The Rise of Skywalker was not simple in its portrayal of good and evil, as it also features Kylo Ren coming up from under to overthrow ... himself.

Maybe we are all a little bit Kylo Ren, trying to resist giving in to our hate, looking for the Ben Solo inside of us, hoping we find him before Kylo consumes us.

Performers of the year

Each year in this post I highlight those who had a really good year, and then, those who did not. Keep in mind that to be singled out in these lists, you have to have a) been in at least two movies in the previous year, and b) made either films that were generally good or generally bad, not a little of each. So while I loved Adam Driver in Marriage Story and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, he was also in The Man Who Killed Don Quixote and The Dead Don't Die. Sorry, Adam. (But check here for a whole post devoted to yourself that is entirely positive in nature.)

Three who had a good year

Scarlett Johansson - I probably don't need to sing the praises of ScarJo after she scored two Oscar nominations yesterday, but this is a bit of redemption and also a return to form for this underappreciated actress, who appeared on my 2017 “three who had a bad year” list after landing on "three who had a good year" in 2014. But suffice it to say she has long since made up for the twin missteps of Ghost in the Shell and Rough Night, a bounceback resoundingly confirmed by landing three movies in my top 20 for this year. Her 2019 started off with the highest ranked of those, Avengers: Endgame (#8), in which her character plays quite a significant role. Even though you probably don’t need the spoiler alert at this point, I’ll focus on a non-spoilery moment that perfectly encapsulated why I loved this movie. While despairing over the Avengers’ collective failure to prevent the deaths of half of the universe’s inhabitants, Johansson’s Natasha Romanoff expresses a palpable sense of loss, frustration and uselessness, and punctuates the scene by threatening to throw a peanut butter sandwich at Steve Rogers. Her craft has matured to the point where she can pull off this delicate balance of anguish and humor, and bring a sense of intimate quirkiness to a three-hour movie. It’s a different type of quirk she brings to Jojo Rabbit (#10), as she’s maintaining a lively crackerjack sensibility to will herself and her son through the worst parts of Germany under Hitler. She likes to play games and act out scenarios with her son, whom she’s trying to love despite the fact that he might be a true believer, while also hiding a Jewish teenager upstairs – both from the party and from him. Marriage Story (#20) reminds us that she also has a knack for realism. It’s a credit to her performance that she brings a balance to the movie that Noah Baumbach’s script does not. Baumbach can’t help but telegraph that Adam Driver’s character is a stand-in for himself, but Johansson won’t let it become Driver’s movie, communicating her own wants, needs, strengths and weaknesses in a comparative minimum of gestures. Johansson does a lot with a little, and never has that been more clear than the year 2019.

Florence Pugh - It's not that I didn't know recently Oscar-nominated Florence Pugh prior to the start of 2019, but suffice it to say I didn't have any idea what a dynamic, charismatic force she is. She made something of an impression on me in Lady Macbeth a couple years back, but because I didn't love that film, I wasn't totally sold on her. Well, I became so from her first moments of screen time in Fighting With My Family (#28), and it just got better at approximately four-month intervals for the rest of the year. Pugh got to use her native British accent for the only time this year as Paige, a would-be professional wrestler who gets chosen to come to Florida to train for the WWE. I had no idea I would like this film at all, let alone as much as I did, and Pugh's brand of "confronting naturalism" was key to that. I guess by that I mean that she has this type of dominant presence -- maybe a magnetism -- without ever overplaying, and thereby staying within the bounds of naturalism. It was again useful to have that as an anchor in the otherwise fantastical Midsommar (#23), in which her agonized crying at the start of the film was my most chilling sound of 2019. The way Pugh grapples with grief, a shithouse boyfriend and adapting to outrageous and ever-changing circumstances was perhaps the most acute case of viewer surrogacy this year. But her crowning achievement may have come in Little Women (#4), where she's more of an ensemble player, but where she steals scenes just by virtue of her command of the craft of acting. She may be the best actor in a film that also features Meryl Streep and Saiorse Ronan, which is really saying something. (Okay, she still has a way to go to catch Streep.) Not only does she kill in her emotional moments, but she handles more deftly than anyone else the fact that the narrative spans seven years in these characters' lives, meaning that she's playing ages 13 through 20. Pugh is 24, but she convinced me effortlessly that she was a naive 13-year-old girl given to tantrums and upending bowls of popcorn when her father returns from the war. I have a feeling her charisma and dynamism will continue to astonish us throughout the next decade.

Adele Haenel - Now here is someone I didn't know at all going into 2019. My first time seeing her in 2019 was not even in a 2019 movie, and I only realized she was in BPM (Beats Per Minute) when I had occasion to look her up on IMDB after her other two films. (But I'm sure she was really good in it.) And one of her other two films is not even something anyone else would have seen yet, unless they also went to the Melbourne International Film Festival. But her incendiary (pun intended) screen presence led me to list Adele Haenel here for her work in Portrait of a Lady on Fire (#2), which was preceded by me being captivated by her in Quentin Dupieux's latest, Deerskin (#37), at MIFF. Let's go in the order I watched them, just to save the best for last. Deerskin is a typically oddball film for Dupieux in which Jean Dujardin (hilarious) plays a man obsessed with a deerskin jacket he buys on the internet, and the increasingly bizarre things it prompts him to do, possibly by actually communicating with him. Haenel plays the young would-be filmmaker he meets in a bar, who gives him the benefit of the doubt despite an increasing certainty that this guy is wacko. I was truly disarmed by the way Haenel portrays this woman, seeing a fellow misfit and trying to connect with him in the face of ample evidence of his instability. Humanism exudes from the performance. Of course, the real reason to write about Haenel is her arresting work in Portrait. There may be no more memorable character introduction in 2019 than the one captured above, and I do mean captured, as Haenel spins toward the character (and the camera) that's been following her, both of whom, in a way, have designs on secretly "capturing" her image in permanent form. But instead of being offended, Haenel also smiles, revealing the character's intelligence -- she frequently knows more than she's letting on. But she's an ephemeral presence, the very definition of how it's impossible to truly possess someone. Her work in the film's final scene is a master class in acting, and emotionally devastating. As she almost inevitably crosses over to English language stardom, the future is bright for this flame.

Honorable mentions: Elisabeth Moss (Her Smell, Us), Awkwafina (The Farewell, Jumanji: The Next Level), Kevin Hart (Jumanji: The Next Level, The Upside), Meryl Streep (Little Women, The Laundromat), Laura Dern (Little Women, Marriage Story), Timothee Chalamet (Little Women, The King)

Three who had a bad year

Matthew McConaughey - Is this the end of the McConaughssaince? After Matthew McConaughey followed a series of lazy choices with a series of artistically rigorous and critically lauded ones, now he just seems to be dazed and/or confused. Although he arguably hasn’t made anything truly successful since 2014’s Interstellar, 2019 caught him in particularly bad form. Only by the skin of his teeth did he avoid appearing in my worst movie of the year as the obnoxious titular layabout, Moondog, in Harmony Korine’s The Beach Bum (#144). I’ll state again, and probably not for the last time, that I was as shocked as anybody to hate this movie as much as I did considering how much I love Korine’s Spring Breakers, but McConaughey was a key part of that reaction. The main character Korine wrote for him is a witless stoner poet whose supposed charms are impossible to discern unless you happen to be one of the idiots who surround him in this movie. McConaughey probably thought he could “alright alright alright” his way through this role, but it’s truly baffling that he believed there would be anything endearing whatsoever about a guy who drunkenly stumbles his way through south Florida from joint to joint and bongo jam to bongo jam, his stringy hair blowing in the wind. And if that’s the point, then that’s even more baffling. The venue doesn’t change much for Serenity (#139), Steven Knight’s incomprehensible follow-up to the 2013 film Locke – incomprehensible in and of itself, but also incomprehensible as a follow-up to his grounded previous film. Here McConaughey plays a deep sea fisherman on the island of Plymouth, who is inexplicably focused on catching a particular tuna, almost like that tuna insulted his mother. He’s also cash poor, so he’s got to consider it when his ex-wife approaches him with a plan to bump off her abusive current husband. The setup may sound unremarkable, but where this film goes is utterly cookoo – and McConaughey doesn’t come close to selling it. At least Serenity will one day be a candidate for a “so bad it’s good” marathon; The Beach Bum is just bad. One 2019 note in McConaughey’s favor is that he probably gives the funniest interview in Between Two Ferns: The Movie (#56), in a scene that also involves water. But when your other two movies are in my bottom ten of the year, it’s just not enough.

Ian McKellen - No lifetime achievement award exemption for you, sir. Ian McKellen is 80 years old so I would not expect him to be at his prime, but it's the choices that were bad, not the actor. And oh how bad they were. I was grumbling enough about The Good Liar (#114), but Sir Ian wouldn't have even been a consideration for this list before I saw Cats (#146), so let's start there. Cats was not only my worst film of the year, it's probably a contender for worst of the decade if I kept track of that sort of thing. The only version of Cats I had ever seen was put on by kids in my junior high, so I didn't appreciate or remember until I saw it just how little there is to this thing, and how ridiculous what there is is. I've already ranted about Cats elsewhere so let's just stick to Ian. He stumbles on screen about halfway through and sings some song about the theater, making it an appropriate role for McKellen I suppose. But he looks like he doesn't know where he is and that no one explained anything about the movie to him, which they probably didn't. I would have said McKellen is one of the most dignified screen presences we have, but Cats is an out-and-out dignity eraser. It makes his work in The Good Liar look absolutely Shakespearean by comparison, but that's a shitty movie too. What starts with an interesting idea about a cat-and-mouse game in the elderly set devolves into something unwisely topical involving assumed identities, World War II and the #MeToo movement. And then it goes downhill further from there. McKellen gives what I would call a game effort, but there's no disguising he chose to be in two turkeys this year, both of which came out after Thanksgiving. Please somebody make another X-Men movie with old Magneto or another Middle Earth movie with really old Gandalf so I can forget about 2019's one-two gut punch.

Liam Neeson - Neeson had a bad year both off the field and on. In fact, I boycotted Cold Pursuit (#100) back when it was released because it came out right on the heels of Neeson saying he wanted to beat up/kill a "black bastard" (or whatever he said) when he was younger and a friend told him she'd been sexually assaulted by someone who fit that description. We didn't cancel Liam Neeson -- probably because the very reporting of the story was intertwined with an apology for his shortsighted behavior -- but it just so happened that his 2019 body of work could give us reason. His biggest offense in that regard was not Cold Pursuit but Men in Black: International (#136). It's not that Neeson himself is bad in it -- he's a consistent enough performer that he almost never comes across as actually bad. But it was a terrible choice, a choice that also ensnared a number of other talented actors (Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Emma Thompson (no relation)), who had other, better work in 2019 to offset this choice. The fact that he's the villain in the film is probably the most obvious of any number of obvious aspects to this lifeless reboot. When I did get around to seeing Cold Pursuit on one of my international flights, I was similarly non-plussed by it. While some quite foolishly compared it to the work of Joel and Ethan Coen, I found it to be a joyless revenge story with a body count it pretends to mourn (but secretly celebrates) by putting a gravestone-like lifespan on the screen every time a character dies. Was this the "cinematic innovation" that was meant to distinguish this from a dozen other joyless revenge stories Neeson has made in the Nicolas Cage phase of his career? It didn't work, and neither did Liam Neeson in 2019.

Dishonorable mentions: Jason Clarke (Pet Sematary, Serenity), Kumail Nanjiani (Stuber, Men in Black: International), Snoop Dogg (The Addams Family, The Beach Bum), Zac Efron (Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, The Beach Bum), Zazie Beetz (High Flying Bird, Joker)

The year women took the lead - sort of

For years it's been easy to say that women don't get opportunities in Hollywood and that there are no good roles for women. And for years it's also been accurate to say that.

I don't want to get ahead of myself, like the hopeful who thought that electing Obama meant ending racism, but it's starting to be possible to say that this is changing.

Anecdotally, I noticed far more movies this year than ever before in which women were the protagonists or, indeed, nearly the entirety of the cast. But I wanted to go beyond the anecdotal, so I crunched some actual numbers.

I went through the 2019 movies I saw and decided if each movie clearly had a male protagonist, clearly had a female protagonist, or it was not possible to make that determination. That last included primarily ensemble movies (such as Knives Out) and movies with co-leads (such as Marriage Story, though I suppose that's a bad example as you could argue it's more from the male perspective).

Although movies fronted by men were still the highest total at 70 of the 146 movies I saw (48%), there were more movies with clearly female protagonists (49) than ensemble movies (27), and the combined total of those last two categories exceeded movies with male protagonists by a total of six movies. That's some kind of progress, I think.

There also continues to be an uptick in the number of movies I see directed by women or at least co-directed by women. This year that total was 30, or 21%. And while I'm not sure if that sounds good in a vacuum, it's an increase of nine titles from two years ago, when I was last compelled in one of these year-end wrap-ups to make an observation about the positive strides made by women. And this is without me seeing some obvious female-directed movies you might have expected me to see, like Charlie's Angels or Frozen II.

Perhaps of greater significance, symbolically speaking, is that three of my top five movies of the year were directed or co-directed by women. That would be Portrait of a Lady on Fire at #2, directed by Celine Sciamma, Little Women at #4, directed by Greta Gerwig, and Birds of Passage at #5, co-directed by Cristina Gallego. That's got to be a record because if it had happened before, I'm sure I would have remembered it. For good measure, a woman (Penny Lane) also directed my #7, Hail Satan? (That's not a question -- the question mark is in the title.)

Anecdotally, it feels like more than it actually is because it really seems like Hollywood is trying, and because it's some of the biggest films out there that are getting this female bent. And while that's not enough to let them off the hook for years of failing to try, it does mean that we are truly getting a wider range of voices and perspectives out there, which is worth celebrating on face value.

Funniest scenes of the year

Cinematic comedy has been in the doldrums for a while now, as not only is there a shortage of hilarious films from 2019, there's a shortage of hilarious films from the past decade.

But this doesn't mean I don't still love to laugh at the movies, so I thought I'd focus here on the moments that made me laugh in 2019, even when the films on the whole could not be described as comedies in some cases. Five such moments, to be exact.

Because it's best not to know about funny scenes before you see the movie, I'll do my best to avoid exposing you to spoilers. I'll list the title first, and if you haven't seen the movie, just skip that one and go to the next.

I'm numbering them for oganizational purposes only, as they don't represent a best-to-fifth-best in this case. Actually, they represent the order in which the movies appeared on my chart.

1. Marriage Story - Adam Driver's knife trick. Few things in 2019 compared to the absurdity of Driver's Charlie trying to pretend to a shortly departing social worker that he didn't just leave a foot-long gash in his arm from a trick with a box cutter gone wrong. His attempt to play it cool while quickly escorting her out of the house was comic gold.

2. Always Be My Maybe - Cameo. You've certainly had this cameo spoiled by now, but in case you haven't, and so your eye doesn't jump to it in passing over it, I'll refer to the actor only as KR. KR's extended restaurant self-parody and its continuation in his apartment afterward kept me laughing consistently throughout its surprisingly lengthy duration.

3. Jumanji: The Next Level - Johnson's and Hart's impersonations - I'm not sure whether this qualifies as a scene or a whole segment of the movie, but when Danny DeVito and Danny Glover first get pulled into the game, and are impersonated by Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart, there was no end to the gales of laughter that spewed forth from me.

4. Between Two Ferns: The Movie - Pick an interview - Again a bit of a cheat here, as I don't really remember enough about this movie to remember which celebrity interview was the funniest. I just know that they kept me in a constant state of giggles throughout.

5. The Hustle - Rebel Wilson's first mark - Our introduction to Wilson's character includes a scam of a guy who balks at her physical appearance after she represents herself quite differently on a dating app. The line deliveries of the two actors in the scene, and how this plays out so richly to punish him for his shallowness, had me in stitches.

That it took me until my #89 movie on my chart to find five funny scenes worth highlighting -- some of which may not even be correctly defined as "scenes" -- gives you some idea just what we're up against in terms of comedy at the movies. Here's hoping for better in 2020.

Vive la France

The films of France and me have not had a great recent history. It's been since last decade that I've really gone for anything from France, as two Jean-Pierre Jeunet films, Amelie and A Very Long Engagment, made my top ten lists in their respective years (2001 and 2004), while The Diving Bell and the Butterfly was in both my top ten of 2007, a year that also featured La Vie en Rose in my top 20, and in my top ten of the decade. I had French language films make my top 20 in 2012 (Amour and Monsieur Lazhar), but they have been shut out of my top ten for a dozen years now.

Well, 2019 was a vindication of sorts for French cinema. Not only did two French language movies make my top ten in Portrait of a Lady on Fire (#2) and I Lost My Body (#9), but a third, Deerskin, landed at a very respectable #37. That's probably also the most French language films I've seen in a single year in ages.

Is France getting better at this or is my mind just expanding?

Who cares. Welcome back, France.

** NOTE: Here's what happens when you start writing something before you fully research it. It seems crazy now to think that I forgot entirely about Gaspar Noe, one of my favorite filmmakers of the last decade, the only film of whose I saw in time to rank it, Climax, was my #5 movie of last year. My excuse? Climax also has other spoken languages? Well, the point of this segment was to congratulate France, so I'm just going to leave it.

2019 by the numbers

Breakdown of movies by star ratings - 5 stars (5), 4.5 stars (12), 4 stars (22), 3.5 stars (35), 3 stars (22), 2.5 stars (17), 2 stars (14), 1.5 stars (10), 1 star (8), half star (1). That's more five-star movies than usual but fewer 4.5 and four-star movies. So, a bit of a top-heavy year, with double digit 1.5 star movies being a high in recent years.
Total new movies watched in the calendar year - 264
Total rewatches - 113
2019 movies seen for the first tine time the theater - 76
2019 movies seen for the first time on video/streaming/a plane/that kind of thing - 70
2019 films seen more than once - 4 (Parasite, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Midsommar, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

Best non-2019

I also saw movies that were not actually released in 2019 -- 110, to be exact. Here are the ten best, listed alphabetically.

BPM (Beats Per Minute) (2017, Robin Campillo) - A passionate French political screed/romance about the need to do something in the dawning years of the AIDS crisis. It did something to me alright, both intellectually and emotionally.

The Breadwinner (2017, Nora Twomey) - Just when I thought this decade had enough great animation already, this one came along late to throw a wrench into the works. Irish animator Nora Twomey finally really connected with me with this story of a young girl posing as a boy to try to keep her family alive after her father is imprisoned in war-time Afghanistan.

Capharnaum (2018, Nadine Labaki) - It's possible this portrait of poverty-stricken refugees in Beirut could have qualified for 2019 if I'd squinted on the release dates, but I chose to count it as 2018. It would have been a top ten contender in 2019 though.

Das Boot (1981, Wolfgang Petersen) - Where have you been all my life, Das Boot? A simply astonishing achievement for a director I judged more in terms of Hollywood movies like Air Force One, who is clearly capable of so much more.

Harakiri (1962, Masaki Kobayashi) - How can a samurai movie that features almost no fighting, and replaces that with talking, be not only one of my favorite samurai movies of all time, but also one of my favorite movies ever to come out of Japan? Don't know, but Harakiri pulls it off.

I Am Not Your Negro (2016, Raoul Peck) - A draw-jopping survey of the African-American experience in the latter half of the 20th century, as envisioned by legendary author James Baldwin. It's of legendary quality.

The Innocents (1961, Jack Clayton) - The only movie on this list I hadn't even heard of prior to 2019 might also be my favorite from this group. An absolutely chilling and perfectly executed haunted house movie with an unnerving Deborah Kerr performance at its center.

Paris, Texas (1984, Wim Wenders) - A total upending of my expectations, Wenders' film wanders and meanders. And finds its way to an emotionally resonant and deeply humanistic place I never saw coming.

The Tracker (2002, Rolf de Heer) - The Nightingale was not nearly as affecting as I expected if only because I saw The Tracker a few weeks before it. De Heer's story of an indigenous Australian unwittingly helping find another indigenous Australian on the run addresses the same issues with deceptive emotional potency.

Your Name. (2016, Makoto Shinkai) - Anime has rarely seemed as achingly beautiful as it does in this body-swapping fantasy. I'm still seeing the ripples in its water and the wind in its trees.

Nice to meet you

Jimmy Fails (The Last Black Man in San Francisco)
Ali Wong (Always Be My Maybe)
Winston Duke (Us)
Baykali Ganambarr (The Nightingale)
Samara Weaving (Ready or Not)

Welcome back

Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)
Ray Liotta (Marriage Story)
Eddie Murphy (Dolemite is My Name)
Julie Hagerty (Marriage Story)
Mary Kay Place (Diane)

Another name for ...

Little is ... Little Women
Marriage Story is ... Fighting With My Family
Ready or Not is ... Fighting With My Family
Brightburn is ... Hellboy
Pet Sematary is ... The Dead Don't Die
Knives Out is ... Murder Mystery
The Two Popes is ... Good Boys
Arctic is ... Cold Pursuit
Joker is ... A Vigilante
Fyre is ... The Hustle
Midsommar is ... High Life

Quick hits

And finishing with a speed round of odds and ends:

Highest ranked best picture nominee - Parasite (#1)
Lowest ranked best picture nominee - Joker (#117)
Best picture nominees not seen - None
Actor most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Eddie Murphy (Dolemite is My Name)
Actor least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - Joaquin Phoenix (Joker)
Actress most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Jennifer Lopez (Hustlers)
Actress least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - None (haven't seen Harriet, Judy, Bombshell or Richard Jewell)
Director most deserving of an Oscar nomination who didn't get one - Greta Gerwig (Little Women)
Director least deserving of an Oscar nomination who got one - Todd Phillips (Joker)
Director who won me back - Noah Baumbach (Marriage Story)
Director who sent me running - James Gray (Ad Astra)
Movie I should have loved but didn't - Knives Out (#84)
Movie I shouldn't have loved but did - Ford v. Ferrari (#17) 
Movie that got better the more I thought about it - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (#31)
Movie that got worse the more I thought about it - Joker (#117)
Best Netflix movie - I Lost My Body (#9)
Best Netflix movie I actually saw on Netflix - The Perfection (#11)
Worst Netflix movie - Unicorn Store (#143)
Best reenvisioning of Shakespeare - The King (#33)
Worst reenvisioning of Shakespeare - Ophelia (#123)
Most tired reenvisioning of Shakespeare - The Lion King (#99)
Most Shakespeare per capita - All is True (#80)
Best movie featuring a bear - Midsommar (#23)
Best movie that sounds like it should feature a bear - Paddleton (#55)
Best beach movie - Fyre (#19)
Biggest beach bummer - The Beach Bum (#144)
Best body horror - The Perfection (#11)
Worst body horror - Cats (#146)
Best Steven Soderbergh movie - The Laundromat (#22)
Worst Steven Soderbergh movie - High Flying Bird (#135)
Best rejuvenation of an old text - Little Women (#4)
Worst rejuvenation of an old text - Dumbo (#141)
Best use of Captain Marvel in a movie - Captain Marvel (#63)
Worst use of Captain Marvel in a movie - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst use of Captain Marvel in a movie, part 2 - Unicorn Store (#143)
Best use of Spider-Man in a movie - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst use of Spider-Man in a movie - Spider-Man: Far From Home (#97)
Angriest birds - The Nightingale (#26)
Less angry birds - Birds of Passage (#5)
Stupidest birds - Angry Birds Movie 2 (#142)
Worst looking in an iPhone birds - High Flying Bird (#135)
Best sequel - Avengers: Endgame (#8)
Worst sequel - Men in Black: International (#136) (I didn't see the first Angry Birds Movie so I don't know)
Most 2019 movie - Us (#25)
Least 2019 movie - Cats (#146)

Okay, we'll wrap up this 2019 business tomorrow with portmanteaus, then it's on to best of the decade!

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Consuming 2019's final resources

Another year, another 146 movies through my eyeballs and into my brain.

The Oscar nominations have just been announced -- or are about to be, depending on when I actually click the "Publish" button on this post -- so that means, per a tradition that dates back more than 20 years, it's time for me to come clean about what I loved and what I didn't love in 2019.

My 146 movies is five short of my all-time record, but I had nine fewer days to watch movies this year before the Oscar nominations were announced. Having not one, but two international flights to America this year got me within striking distance, but I was never going to realistically shoot for that record. I'm surprised I got even this close.

I have to admit, I thought 2019 was not shaping up to be a very strong year at the movies. When I recorded this podcast -- which I am now happy to promote as something you should listen to -- I said as much, and thought my top five did not include exclusively movies I loved unreservedly.

Well, since that recording, two new movies have entered my top five, and three my top ten. That's more like it. (And on a side note, darn it that the world demands end-of-year opinions before I'm fully ready to give them!)

It's no 2010 or 2013 -- great years whose praises you will see sung later this week on this blog -- but 2019 ended up being pretty darn cool in the end. Not a bad way for a decade to go out.

But before we get to my top ten, my bottom five and the whole darn list, here's the five movies I most regret not being able to see in time to rank them, because they were not yet accessible to me in Australia:

5) Bombshell
4) Harriet
3) A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
2) Waves
1) Uncut Gems

Uncut Gems teased me because it is being distributed by Netflix internationally -- but not until the end of this month.

Okay!

10. Jojo Rabbit - There are two different types of people who dislike Jojo Rabbit: 1) The people who are offended by what it's trying to do, and 2) The people who just don't think it does it very well. Their criticisms were in my mind as I allowed this to eke into my top ten. But then I thought, "It only matters what I think." And I think Jojo Rabbit made me laugh more than almost any film this year, without cheapening its tricky agenda to criticize fascism while also making Adolf Hitler a figure of fun. If anyone could pull it off, it was Taika Waititi -- both as an actor and a director. He's fast becoming one of my favorite filmmakers after two films I cherish this past decade, What We Do in the Shadows and Thor: Ragnarok, and he finishes off the decade with his first entry into my top ten, in what I thought was supposed to be a modest palette cleanser between Thor movies. Instead Waititi offered a thoughtful and sometimes hilarious look at a time when German citizens made bad choices because they didn't understand they were following a monster, and the redemption of one of those citizens, the ten-year-old boy of the title. That he has Hitler as an imaginary friend is a good way of encapsulating the hero worship people, especially young people, can feel toward someone who has been wrongly introduced to them as worthy of that worship, which has a particularly powerful modern-day resonance. Jojo's maturation into a person who would not only help a Jewish girl survive in his crawlspace, but tell Hitler to go fuck himself, is a journey I want to watch any day. Waititi's sort of Wes Anderson stylings (a positive, not a negative for me) and engaging performances across the board, particularly Scarlett Johansson and Thomasin Mckenzie, just make this all the more top ten worthy. (Read my full review here.)

9. I Lost My Body - Animation keeps up its streak of five straight years with a movie in my top ten with this quirky yet profound French movie I saw at MIFF. Yes, it's about a severed hand trying to find its way back to its owner. Yes, that conceit is sometimes played for laughs, though of the extremely tasteful variety. (Who said the French only laugh at broad things like Jerry Lewis?) More often, this is an existential contemplation of the journeys we all go on in life, whether we are a severed hand or the owner of that hand. It's really a parallel story of the two of them, as that owner is an early twentysomething named Naoufel, a pizza deliveryman who was orphaned when he was younger and now lives with his uncle. He meets and falls in love with a girl entirely through a conversation he has with her over an intercom while stuck in her lobby, delivering her a pizza that's very late. The story covers a bunch of twists and turns and also contains flashbacks to his youth, before his parents died. It considers themes of fate vs. free will and also our need to connect with others. I watched Jeremy Clapin's film in a happy place that only non-traditional animated fare can deliver to us, as it's increasingly rare for the resources involved in animated movies to be earmarked for a story aimed at adults. Then again, my kids could watch this and I think they might really like it, though we'd have to get the (gasp!) English language dub.

8. Avengers: Endgame - And an MCU movie finally makes it into my top ten. After direct competitors (Wonder Woman) and tangential properties (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) found spots here the two previous years, the MCU gets a kind of "career achievement award" in 2019. That's not to say I don't love this movie -- I do -- but I may love Infinity War and Thor: Ragnarok just a little bit more, only they had to settle for spots just outside the top ten in more competitive years overall. Anyway, this was a fitting conclusion to all the movies since Iron Man, but what I love about it is not really the conclusion. I knew I was in the presence of something unique for its kind in the first hour of Avengers: Endgame, which takes the time to slow down and ponder just how glum a superhero would feel if he or she failed to prevent half of life in the universe from being extinguished. It's this quirky first hour, which includes an interaction with Thanos that has a truly surprising outcome, that ingratiated me to the crowning achievement of the best directing tandem to happen to the MCU (the Russo brothers). The middle portion involving time travel is also a gas, showcasing the film's great sense for comedy (Paul Rudd really shines as Ant-Man). And even though the final third is more typically a bombastic climax that we often feel like we need to decry -- with good reason -- it contains some really satisfying emotional moments that include permanent resolutions to certain character storylines. In sum, the three hours breeze by, and I think this is 2019's most impressive achievement purely from a logistical standpoint, as it gathers together a million unwieldy story threads and wraps them all up in reasonable ways. So Captain Marvel didn't have much to do. You take the bad with the good in a film like Avengers: Endgame, because there's just so much more good. (Read my full review here.)

7. Hail Satan? - At last, the first documentary in my top ten since Stories We Tell in 2013. That's a crazy stretch of time without any representation from non-fiction films, one that, perhaps not coincidentally, also coincides with my time vetting human rights documentaries for the Human Rights and Arts Film Festival. The one that broke the drought is also, strangely enough, about human rights, but you would never guess that from the title. As it turns out, people who describe themselves as Satanists -- a label that often prompts them to hide their identity, alas -- have a series of tenets of their belief system, which basically boil down to pragmatic ways to treat other people with respect and fairness. In fact, their politics most closely align with progressive politics, which is why Penny Lane's film explores as its narrative core the group's campaign against the displaying of the Ten Commandments on government property in various American states, mostly in the south. Or rather, in keeping consistent with their mischievous approach to political action, they are okay with the Ten Commandments appearing as long as they can also display a statue of their own religious idol, the goat-headed embodiment of Satan known as Baphomet. The sincerity of convictions that place them in the crosshairs of Christian extremists is moving at times. Given what they stand for and how closely it aligns with my own philosophies about the world, I left this movie ready to sign up. (Read my full review here.)

6. Her Smell - The combination of Alex Ross Perry and Elisabeth Moss produces toxic masterworks. They were the writer-director and actor who brought me my #10 movie of 2015, Queen of Earth, and they go even higher in 2019 with another movie of oppressive interiority. Her Smell follows the Hole-like band Something She and its Courtney Love-like lead singer, Becky Something, played by Moss in full-on bitch tornado mode. She rips through bandmates and well-wishers and ex-husbands and anyone who would dare look at her sideways in a series of scenes set in dingy backstage locales, as she and her band attempt to launch a comeback some ten to 20 years after their heyday. Even though I haven't seen this movie, I have to imagine Moss' performance is something like the way John Cassavetes directed Gena Rowlands in A Woman Under the Influence. She brings a kind of unhinged ferocity that is scary to watch, one fueled by drug addiction, paranoia, insecurity, megalomania, and a basic loathing of anyone and anything that gets in her way. To underscore this, Perry employs a sound design that is the audio equivalent of insanity, using hums and static and distant underwater noises to show us exactly how her mind is working, or failing to work. Fortunately, her deliverance from this hell is something as beautiful to behold as its lead-up is disturbing. May these two continue to make movies together for years to come.

5. Birds of PassageI almost didn't go see Birds of Passage because it had played at MIFF more than a year before I actually saw it. But it didn't have its wide release until the following year, both in Australia and America, so it being on my radar forever didn't mean it didn't legitimately belong in this ranking year. I was also tossing up whether to see this or The Souvenir, I believe it was, knowing that the other might not get seen at all -- and indeed, I did not end up seeing The Souvenir. Well, obviously I'm glad it all fell into place because I was exposed to a five-star film about the corruption of native Colombians via their involvement in the drug trade, and the decades-spanning war with other cartels that resulted. This isn't normally the type of subject matter I gravitate toward -- I have yet to watch an episode of Narcos -- but when the filmmaking is this great, it almost doesn't matter what the subject matter is. Directors Cristina Gallego and Ciro Guerra wowed me a couple years ago with Embrace of the Serpent, but they blew that achievement out of the water with this one. It combines the spiritual of the native ways of the Wayuu people, as seen in the image above, with the very earthbound realities of moving product and claiming territory, often with bloodshed. Needless to say, none of it ends up in a happy place. But getting there is the kind of happiness that any cinephile strives for -- the one that springs from consuming cinema at its finest. (Read my full review here.)

4. Little Women - There may be no movie on my top ten that I thought would have any less business being there than Little Women. Lady Bird was only a four-star experience for me, and Greta Gerwig's screen persona has steadily begun to grate on me over the years. Then you have the fact that adaptations of classic novels tend to be fairly rote experiences with a high floor but also a low ceiling. All of those expectations were upended, not unlike a bowl of popcorn in this movie's most delightful spontaneous moment, by this scintillating cinematic experience, which reaps considerable fruit from Gerwig's bold decision to tell the story non-chronologically. Although it has been adapted for the screen 18 times in various forms, this was actually my first exposure to the story of the March family and its four precocious girls, and after seeing this one, I'm not sure I want to expose myself to any others. Every one of Gerwig's choices works, from revealing the climactic rejection of a marriage proposal at the very beginning of the story, to interweaving scenes of the girls' childhood in a way that mimics the experience of cataloguing the memories of our own lives. Then you've got maybe 2019's best acting ensemble, led (in my personal view) by Florence Pugh, who truly plays the different ages of the family's most problematic sister, Amy. And all the while Gerwig achieves her goal of extracting the story's feminist underpinnings without coming close to alienating viewers who don't agree with her (pretty much all the men are portrayed sympathetically). With a first two features that are the envy of any director out there, the next stop for Gerwig may be the stratosphere. (Read my full review here.)

3Vivarium - Vivarium may be a victim of bad timing. It spent a couple months at the top of my cumulative rankings before a) I saw my #1 movie for a second time, and b) I decided I couldn’t justify having a #1 movie that almost no critics will be considering as part of 2019. I watched this glorious mind-bender at MIFF in August, certain or at least hopeful that others would get to appreciate it before the year was out, but even at this writing it still only has firm 2020 release dates in Russia, UK and Italy, between the months of March and May. (Plus only this one still photo available online.) But because I don’t push movies seen in one year ahead to the next ranking year except in very rare circumstances (like an advanced screening late in the year), Vivarium has to settle for being #3, having subsequently been surpassed by my #2. Which is probably just as well, because movies this viscerally thrilling and intellectually captivating may not work as well on the second viewing. Lorcan Finnegan’s two-hander is a fantastic jolt of weird as it serves up science fiction in the form of a satire of domesticity. Any laughs produced are of the grim variety, as this is a bleak look at what happens to two people when they … well, I won’t even get into what happens to them, or why, or how – in part because it’s best for you to find out for yourself, but in part because I don’t really know the answers to those questions myself. I will say that Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots – who also starred together in the far-less-successful 2019 film The Art of Self-Defense – sell the frustration and desperation of their scenario with palpable commitment. Also that they are occasionally joined by a third person, whose identity and whose composite of tics and other traits are the weirdest of this film’s many weird elements. “Weird” is most assuredly a compliment in my book, and I can’t wait to see this movie again when it gets a proper release, so the thrill of its unique vision can wash over me again.

2. Portrait of a Lady on Fire - The last film I saw in the previous decade was also nearly my favorite of that decade's last year. An early release on New Year's Eve enabled me to sneak out to the theater, and I was rewarded with a thunderbolt of romance, emotion and creative beauty. It's probably good I didn't see it at night, because it took me ten or 15 minutes to really get on this movie's wavelength, and at night, that could have led to premature grogginess and tuning out. But as I started to understand and appreciate what this film would be doing, it jumped forward for me in leaps and bounds, from thinking "This may be one of the best films of the year" to thinking "This may be one of the best films of the decade." Presumably drawing inspiration from her own relationship with star Adele Haenel, which ended amicably prior to filming, director Celine Sciamma has given us a truly gorgeous meditation on the impermanence of things and the paradoxical desire to freeze them in a moment, as one does with a painting. It is feminist in a way that is almost casual, as it contains nary a moment approaching a screed against men, who are in fact almost not present on screen at all. They are notable by their absence, as the film's two main characters (occasionally joined by a third) live in a sort of paradise of equality during this short time when they are without their patriarchal overlords, or the woman who is their proxy (Haenel's character's mother). In this splendid coastal Eden of late 18th century Brittany, love blossoms, but it, too, is necessarily impermanent, if only because that describes all things in this world. The film also has plenty of thoughts on the creative process and the relationship between the artist and her subject. Portrait of a Lady on Fire contains multitudes. (Read my full review here.)

1. Parasite - And here we have two firsts: 1) My first #1 movie from the continent of Asia, and 2) My first #1 movie that I did not give five stars on Letterboxd when I first saw it. Why I was not at first willing to go higher than 4.5 stars on the consensus best movie of the year, perhaps the first time I've aligned myself so totally with the larger critical community since There Will Be Blood in 2007, remains a bit of a mystery to me. Was seeing it in June too early in the year? Did I have my qualms about the denouement? All doubts were washed away on my second viewing -- on a plane, of all places -- in which I took in Parasite pretty much in a constant state of chills, just because it's so damn good. Rarely has a film so completely switched tone and genre at the midway point and still been as thrilling a success as this. When you do that, you're much more likely to end up with Hancock than with Parasite. From the heist opening to the Hitchcock-in-a-funhouse-mirror second half, the movie remains simultaneously fun and thought-provoking, leaving you in a constant state of surprise and readjustment, and forever unprepared for the ways its importance is creeping up on you. Maybe the niftiest trick Bong Joon-ho pulls off is constantly recalibrating who you are rooting for, or perhaps never letting you root for any of them, while also never failing to demonstrate the ways these characters display a humanity and a callousness that are both relatable. Not only has Bong clearly surpassed Park Chan-wook as South Korea's greatest cinematic export, he's surpassed most directors, period, in the type of unpredictable excitement he brings to any new film, with a craft to match. Through both its themes and its sheer entertainment value, Parasite is the best film of the year. (Read my full review here.)

The five worst

These are my five worst movies of the year, ranked #142 through 146 on the actual chart, but counted down from 5 to 1 to make them easier to read.

5. The Angry Birds Movie 2 - Maybe my problem was not seeing the first one. I'd say I sat there stone-faced throughout the running time of Angry Birds 2, but that would mean disregarding my heavy sighs and eye-rolling. I was astonished to hear the general critical consensus that this is "actually pretty good," because I had only one experience in the theater this year (we'll get to that in a minute) that was more torturous. The absolute waste of talents like Bill Hader, Tiffany Hadish, Awkwafina, Jason Sudeikis, Maya Rudolph, Sterling K. Brown and Peter Dinklage (and the list goes on from there) just deepened the disappointment.

4. Unicorn Store - I guess I don't really like movies where a community supports the delusions of a delusional person (see also Lars and the Real Girl, Brigsby Bear and Welcome to Marwen), because I thought this was pretty much a disaster. Brie Larson -- playing a person in a real world -- believes she's going to get a unicorn? It's as much of a twee misfire as it sounds, and Larson gets further points deducted for being the producer-director. It's also, strangely, a reunion of her and Captain Marvel co-star Samuel L. Jackson under far less fortuitous circumstances.

3. The Beach Bum - Spring Breakers and The Beach Bum share a director, a cinematographer, an approach to assembling a film and even a geographical location, so why is it that I love the former and loathe the latter? I suspect it has something to do with Matthew McConaughey as the most insufferable character I have met at the movies in a couple years, Moondog, a stoner poet who literally does nothing but float from one Florida location to another on a grinning wave of inebriation. That sounds like a fun life, but it's not a fun thing to watch.

2. Stuber - Stupid. No more words are really needed to describe this fiasco, except phrases like "waste of talent" and "waste of celluloid" also come to mind. Indeed I do like Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista in most of their projects, and Betty Gilpin (in a smaller role) is the best part of Glow, but together this is just a trainwreck of a would-be buddy comedy that fails to deliver on a premise that seems promising from the trailers, but is idiotic when actually parsed out in the movie itself. You'll want to delete the Uber app from your phone.

1. Cats - "I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats." That statement could describe any movie I saw in 2019, because every movie I saw in 2019 was better than Cats.

Okay! Whole list time:

1. Parasite
2. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
3. Vivarium
4. Little Women
5. Birds of Passage
6. Her Smell
7. Hail Satan?
8. Avengers: Endgame
9. I Lost My Body
10. Jojo Rabbit
11. The Perfection
12. The Australian Dream
13. Apollo 11
14. Dolemite is My Name
15. 1917
16. Hustlers
17. Ford v. Ferrari
18. Diane
19. Fyre
20. Marriage Story
21. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
22. The Laundromat
23. Midsommar
24. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
25. Us
26. The Nightingale
27. Brightburn
28. Fighting With My Family
29. Always Be My Maybe
30. Terminator: Dark Fate
31. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
32. The Farewell
33. The King
34. Knock Down the House
35. Klaus
36. Mystify: Michael Hutchence
37. Deerskin
38. The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
39. Jumanji: The Next Level
40. The Third Wife
41. Yesterday
42. Sword of Trust
43. The Lighthouse
44. The Upside
45. Good Boys
46. Rocketman
47. The Kid Who Would Be King
48. Toy Story 4
49. Velvet Buzzsaw
50. Homecoming: A Film by Beyonce
51. High Life
52. Brittany Runs a Marathon
53. Pain and Glory
54. The Day Shall Come
55. Paddleton
56. Between Two Ferns: The Movie
57. The Two Popes
58. American Factory
59. Shadow
60. Booksmart
61. It Chapter Two
62. The Irishman
63. Captain Marvel
64. Kursk
65. Extra Ordinary
66. Shazam!
67. Late Night
68. Ready or Not
69. Matthias & Maxime
70. Abominable
71. Child's Play
72. Aladdin
73. Atlantics
74. Arctic
75. Tolkien
76. Five Feet Apart
77. Doctor Sleep
78. Hotel Mumbai
79. Triple Frontier
80. All is True
81. Crawl
82. The White Crow
83. Murder Mystery
84. Knives Out
85. Ash is Purest White
86. Alita: Battle Angel
87. Downton Abbey
88. Under the Silver Lake
89. The Hustle
90. The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot
91. Burning Cane
92. Pokemon: Detective Pikachu
93. Fast Color
94. In the Tall Grass
95. A Dog's Way Home
96. Head Count
97. Spider-Man: Far From Home
98. Little
99. The Lion King
100. Cold Pursuit
101. In Fabric
102. Wonder Park
103. Gloria Bell
104. El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
105. Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
106. Where'd You Go, Bernadette
107. The Lodge
108. Escape Room
109. What Men Want
110. The Art of Self-Defense
111. Abducted in Plain Sight
112. Wine Country
113. Honeyland
114. The Good Liar
115. Top End Wedding
116. The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
117. Joker
118. Long Shot
119. Missing Link
120. Ma
121. A Vigilante
122. Zombieland: Double Tap
123. Ophelia
124. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbes & Shaw
125. Last Christmas
126. The Addams Family
127. John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
128. X-Men: Dark Phoenix
129. Isn't It Romantic?
130. Baby
131. Hellboy
132. The Curse of La Llorona
133. After
134. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
135. High Flying Bird
136. Men in Black: International
137. The Dead Don't Die
138. Pet Sematary
139. Serenity
140. Ad Astra
141. Dumbo
142. The Angry Birds Movie 2
143. Unicorn Store
144. The Beach Bum
145. Stuber
146. Cats

And to continue a recent tradition, five titles I thought I needed to isolate for further explanation:

20. Marriage Story - If Noah Baumbach had found just a little bit more balance, this could have been a top ten contender.

62. The Irishman - Impressive aspects, but a slog overall.

84. Knives Out - Yes, you read that right.

117. Joker - After watching this movie, I wasn't sure if I liked it or not. I became sure one way or another pretty darn quick.

140. Ad Astra - Just no.

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