Showing posts with label splash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label splash. Show all posts

Sunday, March 7, 2021

Tons of heart and the right kind of tokenism

Getting a bit of deja vu from last September, when my wife and I rewatched the first two Bill & Ted movies on a Friday and Saturday night in preparation for watching the long-delayed sequel on Sunday night. There's only one previous Coming to America movie, but this is sort of our similar Coming to America weekend, as we watched the original Friday night and are planning to watch the long-delayed sequel tonight.

I hadn't seen John Landis' 1988 movie since the 1990s, when I watched it two or three more times after I originally saw it in the theater. I started keeping track of rewatches in 2005, so it's possible I watched it in the first half of that decade, but unlikely. It had been awhile. 

I always felt my affection for this movie was something of a surprise, like the movie should have been bad but somehow ended up being good. I guess Eddie Murphy was already making misfires by the late 1980s, though Harlem Nights (which I still haven't seen) was not until the following year, so it wouldn't have been biasing me if I'd come into America with low expectations. Maybe the chronology of events was that I didn't think Coming to America was anything special on my first viewing, but subsequently came to really embrace it. I can't remember at this point and it really doesn't matter.

What does matter was how right I was in my eventual assessment of the film.

Coming to America holds up like a lot of movies from 1988 surely don't. On a purely technical level, there may still be no finer example of makeup work in the history of cinema than the one by Rick Baker here, to allow Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall to disappear into the roles of secondary characters in a way that completes what they started with their accent work. There may be equally fine examples, but none finer.

But I'm not referring to the look of Coming to America when I say that it holds up. (Because, let's face it, there's no way for 1980s fashion to really hold up.) It's the feel. And that feel is sooo gooood.

When the credits rolled, I shouted out "So much heart!" My wife agreed, but not as enthusiastically as I'd hoped. Which is okay, because not everyone can be enthusiastic enough to shout out their compliments at the end of a movie.

The balance this movie gets so right is between the delightful naivete of Prince Akeem (Murphy) and the rough edges of the world around him. There are plenty of venal characters in this movie and people who are just plain jerks, but the nifty trick of David Sheffield and Barry W. Blaustein's script is that the characters dropping f-bombs and acting in their own self interest do not diminish the film's core heart in the slightest. In fact, they serve as reminders of the essential purity of Akeem and the way you have to use optimism and a good nature to overcome the ways the world tries to swallow you. It's an essential proving ground for Akeem as he tries to convince himself he would make a good king.

We had for a time considered showing our kids Coming to America, maybe thinking they could watching Coming 2 America with us, but I told my wife (who suggested the idea) that there was some content in this movie that was not appropriate for them. The thing I remembered most was the scene of the bare-breasted members of Akeem's court washing him in his royal bath and telling him "The royal penis is clean." But for a moment I convinced myself that this mention of his royal penis was about as bad as it gets in terms of language.

Uh uh. There are characters dropping profanities left and right in this film, consistent with a pre-Giuliani and pre-Disney version of New York whose subways were still overrun with graffiti and whose streets still had a variety of tough characters walking them. Akeem may be naive but the film isn't, and I love that about it. I seriously doubt Coming 2 America has been made with the same liberal use of language -- today, unfortunately, we're a lot more likely to put a family friendly character like Akeem in a family friendly movie. But I hope the sequel holds on to some of the laugh-out-loud gruffness of the original. I did laugh out loud plenty of times, and pretty much any time Akeem's landlord, played by Frankie Faison, opens his mouth. "Yeah, you'll love my apartment," he says upon preparing to trade with Akeem and Semmi. "It's a real shithole."

My wife thought that John Amos' character, Cleo McDowell, was portrayed as too interested in enriching himself at the expense of his daughter's happiness. But I feel like this is another area where the film is honest while still retaining its heart. He's involved in a shady business practice to essentially steal every one of the ideas and working practices of McDonald's, to confuse people into thinking he's running an actual McDonald's, so you know he's got a bottom line profit mentality. The thing is, this is an actual thing in New York, where I saw businesses in the Bronx called Kennedy Fried Chicken and Kansas Fried Chicken, both of which were designed to trick customers into thinking they were eating at a national restaurant chain. 

Besides, McDowell gives up his chance at a million dollars -- then at two million -- when the Zamunda king (James Earl Jones) offers to buy his daughter out of Prince Akeem's life. That may be a bit of an exaggeration in the opposite direction, but it firmly convinces us that this is a good man at heart. Maybe my wife is right that they'd hedge their bets on McDowell more from the start in a movie made today, but if true that may be something to mourn rather than celebrate. I think the portrayal of his character in Coming to America is just right.

What may be even better about the movie than its heart is in the way it breaks ground as a trailblazer for representation. This is another thing I wouldn't have thought to credit Coming to America with until I saw it again. 

Simply put, this is a movie starring almost exclusively Black people. Without Eddie Murphy as the star, it surely would never have crossed over to a mainstream audience, but it mightn't have crossed over even with him as the star, so it represented a real risk for Paramount at the time. (And in a side note, I noticed that the camera travels three-dimensionally through the Paramount logo at the start of the film and into the rolling terrain of Zamunda -- I didn't think they'd started doing that trick until more recently.)

The risk may not have been making the movie at all, since it's a winning idea, but making it the way they made it. A skittish studio worried about its bottom line would have, in most scenarios, found a way to include more white characters. I'm not sure how you do that while keeping the same general contours of this story -- interracial romance would have been a far greater risk at the time -- but they would have tried.

Instead, the white characters here are total tokens. The largest white role is played by comedian Louie Anderson as a clerk at McDowell's, and he has no more than seven or eight lines in total. Then there are some really funny cameos by white performers -- like the woman at the Western Union who reads Semmi's telegram to King Jaffe Joffer with that priceless New York accent dripping with sarcasm -- but really, not much else in terms of white skin on screen at all. My wife read that Paramount had actually forced them to add Anderson into the cast, so there could be at least one white character who appears in the whole movie, but that's hardly something to get up in arms about considering how little he actually does. 

This is basically a straightforward fish-out-of-water romantic comedy with just the races reversed. Instead of a token Black best friend, there's a token white cash register operator at a McDowell's restaurant. In fact, the token white character has considerably less to do than a token Black character would have, maybe even back then, though Black tokenism was pretty awful and paltry right at the start. 

In fact, I'm thinking of another favorite romantic comedy I've recently revisited from the 1980s with a very similar plot, which is Splash. In both films a fish-out-of-water (literal in that case) character comes to New York in search of a romantic partner, though Madison has already identified hers in Splash. Both main characters are inordinately trusting, good-natured and innocent, and threaten to have those traits squashed by what New York does to them. (Though the New York in Splash is a considerably more optimistic place; it's the scientific community that is the villain there.) Both characters also have to initially deceive their love interests. 

The big difference between the two? Splash is a slam dunk from a studio's perspective, filled with character types who historically reward financial investment. Coming to America had to make Paramount at least a little bit squeamish -- what if white audiences just don't want to see it? -- but they went ahead anyway with very little in the way of support from white characters. Even with Murphy as a proven box office draw, this was the first time he was appearing in a film with almost exclusively Black characters. In fact, he'd been pretty much the only Black character in films like Beverly Hills Cop and The Golden Child.

Somehow, Landis et al had their finger on the pulse of a world 33 years in the future when they made Coming to America. That's not to say everything reads perfectly, but even the moments I thought might reveal their era-appropriate ignorance did not. In playing devil's advocate and mentioning some scenes that she thought did not work so well, my wife mentioned the "bad dating candidate" montage when Akeem and Semmi are at a bar, hoping to find Akeem's future queen. I was waiting for the moment when Hall appeared in drag, thinking that it would be a blatantly transphobic moment in a way that was extremely common back then. I was glad to see that the character is not definitively coded as trans, or as being a man in drag. Hall plays the character, but the character could just as easily be a very large woman who threatens to be too much for Akeem as she says she'd "tear him apart."

I could probably go on, but I'll save some of my thoughts as a point of contrast for when I watch and inevitably write about Coming 2 America

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Our weekend began with a bit of a splash

A few months ago our younger son, who has since turned seven, landed on a storytelling device that was as cute in its delightful misuse of the language as it was clever in its attempted application of it.

As with most cute things kids do, it lasted only a week or two. Once we couldn't help but draw attention to it, so smitten were we with it, he dropped it like a bad habit.

He would start telling a story about something that had happened in his life and would begin with the phrase "Well my day began with a bit of a splash." He'd then proceed to tell us about some very minor mishap that had started his day, the very innocuousness of the mishap making it all the cuter.

I'm not sure exactly how he thought to use "splash" this way. I've been trying to think of an obvious single word that he meant instead of "splash," as he was clearly trying to mimic something he'd heard, probably something my wife or I said. "Things got off to a rocky start" or "We started with a bit of a misstep" is the closest I can come to it as I sit here and write this. When my wife and I were discussing the delightfulness of the malapropism, I think we had a more exact replacement at the time, but it has since escaped me.

Well, this weekend literally did begin with a bit of a splash, as in, Ron Howard's Splash.

I'm away in the town of Warragul, about 115 kilometers from our house in North Melbourne, getting ready to take my kids to a water park called Gumbuya World a couple hours from now. (Remember, it's summer here, and we are also doing well with COVID.) It'll be their first water park, and I'm a little worried about their level of confidence on the waterslides, especially the seven-year-old. But in the upper end of the range of possible outcomes, it could be an absolute blast.

The place isn't really far enough to warrant two nights out of town. In fact, most people would just do it as a day trip. But my wife and I make efforts to give each other time alone without our kids, as you would know from my previous posts about my motel movie marathons on our projector. She hasn't been off to a hotel herself in quite a while, so I think the last time I managed this for her was when I took the kids for a snow weekend back in July of 2019. (Again, remember the reverse seasons.)

So we're staying at a cute little motor inn here, minimal but decorated nicely enough, and after our pizza dinner last night we returned for another hour or so of gaming before bed. I was planning just to be on my computer, but instead flicked on the TV as I sometimes like to watch random TV when I'm in a hotel. 

I was enjoying a few minutes of a women's soccer match, but decided to hop around just to see what else was on. Which was when I landed on Splash, near its beginning, in the scene when a hungover, tuxedoed Allen Bauer is first trying to locate someone with a boat, who turns out to be Mr. Fat Jack. 

Now, I've written before on this blog how I don't like coming in to a movie partway through, due to the resulting confusion about whether to add the movie as an "official viewing" or "official rewatch" on my various lists. You can see my ruminations on that subject way back in 2009, which, as it turns out, was within a month of the last time I watched Splash

But I like to think there's room for growth in any person, and in fact, it was a similar scenario around this time last year -- when my wife and I turned on and watched (and enjoyed watching) part of Bridesmaids on a trip out of town -- that encouraged me to leave Splash on. After all, it was a childhood favorite of mine, and I could instantly feel it filling me up like the best comfort food does.

The kids were fully involved in their own screens, so I expected Splash -- which is pretty innocent outside of a couple bare butts and a lot of sexual innuendo -- to just go in one ear and out the other. (Speaking of bare butts, the initial reason I determined to keep it on was that I wanted to see if this random Melbourne TV station was using the original version of Splash, or the stupid Disney one that made headlines last year for editing digital fur on to Daryl Hannah's backside. Thankfully, it was the former.)

For my older son, it did go in one ear and out the other -- or rather, didn't even have the chance to do that, because his headphones left no ears exposed to it. The younger one, though, started getting distracted from his game pretty early on, and after I'd had it on for about 15 minutes, was basically fully committed to the movie.

Another 30 minutes after that, he told me it was his favorite movie ever. I think that was a joke. But the point was, even having not seen the beginning and having not paid much attention at the point we did start watching, its obvious charm had made an immediate connection with him. I didn't ask him what the source of his attraction to the movie was, but I suspect it had to do with the infinite benevolence of Hannah's character, and the fact that she was also a mythological creature.

During commercial breaks -- of which there were many, unfortunately -- I hustled them into pajamas and got teeth brushed. I was a little surprised they endured so successfully given how late it was getting. My ten-year-old could probably play Brawl Stars all night if I let him, but the seven-year-old is usually asleep by 9. That was about when we started watching the movie. It looks like they were fitting this 111-minute movie into a 150-minute time slot -- I might have even thought the time slot was three hours, except not enough of the movie had elapsed for it to have been going on for a full hour when we started watching, even with commercial breaks that sometimes felt like they were four minutes long.

Anyway, it was probably a pretty bad dad move to keep the kids up to 11 on the night before we were supposed to spend all day at a water park, but I didn't want to deny the seven-year-old the pleasures of a movie he was really enjoying, which I had loved at about the same age his older brother is now. And of course, if I finished watching it, I'd get to count it as an "official rewatch," even having missed the first 15 minutes. That wasn't something I did with Bridesmaids, as we watched only a chunk in the middle. But even my strict rules aren't so strict as to disallow an "official rewatch" of a film I've seen ten times before, just because I missed its opening three or four scenes.

Fortunately, they both got to sleep almost immediately, which was a good thing, as the older one had just lost a tooth (yes, he's still losing teeth at age ten) and I had to put money under his pillow before I went to sleep myself. He doesn't believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but we have to keep the myth going for his younger brother, who may believe in both tooth fairies and mermaids.

As I was writing up this post, it occurred to me that I don't already have a label for Splash, meaning I haven't yet written about it in the 12-year history of this blog. That seems quite the oversight, as this was one of a dozen or so movies I had on VHS that I watched regularly in the mid- to late-1980s. There's a reason I haven't written about it, which I'm glad to say that this most recent viewing has set right.

When I last watched Splash in 2009, before either of my kids were born, it was to expose my wife to it. She grew up skeptical of Tom Hanks, but when her opinion on that changed, it changed in a big way. Or, I should say, a Big way. Big had been a particular hit with her, and I'm pretty sure we watched a few others in the first few years of our courtship. (Big also does not have a label on this blog, and it's in my top 30 on Flickchart, so I guess there's no accounting for what I write about and what I don't.) 

Splash was not a hit with her. I can't even remember why at this point. But I didn't like Splash as much as I had on previous viewings when I watched it in 2009 either. I don't think her perspective of it biased me. It was just a bad viewing, which can happen with our favorite movies. Empire Strikes Back recently spent five years in my doghouse after a bad viewing, as you may remember from this post

Well I'm glad to say that Splash is fully back in my good graces. I was steadily warmed by it throughout the viewing, remembering more than half the dialogue ("Mr. Mango on my shoulder ...") and also living vicariously through my son's first viewing. In Splash's 12 years in my personal doghouse, it dropped from in the 200s on my Flickchart to where it sits now at #528. Something tells me it will be rising again soon. 

Unfortunately, I'm not sure if the older one will get to have the same experience with Splash as his younger brother. Emerging from his headphones during the climactic scene, he suddenly became interested in it, and after we turned the lights out, harassed me into giving him a full plot synopsis of the movie. I rushed one out in about 20 seconds and we all went to bed.

At which point, there was a bit of a splash. 

I'm not sure if it was awakening to an alarm at 11:30 to place four dollars under my son's pillow, because I was able to get back to sleep after that, but something disrupted my sleep and left me wide awake at about 1 a.m. I stayed in this condition until about 3 a.m. I never sleep well in hotels, and in this instance I was sleeping in a single bed while my kids shared a queen, probably making it worse.

Part of the problem, I think, was that I'd burned the roof of my mouth on the pizza we had for dinner and it was still bothering me. I don't think a burnt roof alone can keep you awake at night, but if you are trying to get back to sleep it certainly provides a distraction.

It got so bad that I even moved to a little half couch that would only fit half of my body, to see if changing up my circumstances would lead to the much desired sleep. This also cooled me off a bit as it put me directly under the air conditioner, though the temperature wouldn't fairly be described as a reason for my insomnia either. I didn't get to sleep there, but the experience did make me a bit sleepier so that I gave the bed another shot, and finally attained oblivion.

Now, off to have a real splash at the water park. I just hope my poor sleep doesn't start off our splash with a bit of a splash.