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Sunday, January 21, 2024

My white whale finally snared

No this post doesn't have to do with The Whale, but it does have to do -- in a very small way -- with Brendan Fraser.

As my 164th movie of 2023, I have finally seen Killers of the Flower Moon.

There was a chance I would have seen it nearly 70 2023 movies ago. It was in line to be my 95th 2023 viewing back on October 21st, when there was a chance I would have seen it just two days after it was released in Australia. You may recall me mentioning that when we were in Sydney for my 50th birthday, my wife had originally described the day after my birthday as a free day where we could do whatever, including me going to a movie, before our flight later that night. She meant a 90-minute movie, not one more than twice that length, so it seemed too cruel to push it through even though I could play the birthday card.

The 206-minute length continued to keep it off my list of theatrical priorities, once I'd missed my initial chance to see it and turned reviewing duties over to one of my other writers. Eight o'clock was about the latest any theater was starting it, which meant it would take me out of play for dinner with my family, unlike those movies I sneak out to at 9:20. I could have pushed it through but it just seemed too daunting.

Besides, I knew it was coming to AppleTV+. I just didn't know when.

Some movies that have an exclusive relationship with a streamer have only a short theatrical run before debuting on the streamer. David Fincher's The Killer would be a good 2023 example of that. It was on Netflix about two weeks after it debuted in theaters. (I did end up seeing it during its theatrical run, as you will recall from this post, and that was in part due to missing out on the similar scenario with Martin Scorsese's latest.) 

But two weeks passed, four weeks passed, six weeks passed, and only then did I hear that Killers of the Flower Moon was available -- and still only for the premium $19.99 rental. 

You might have thought me a bit panicked by this point. I had already heard one of the most talked about movies of the year discussed on several podcasts, trying desperately to avoid spoilers but also getting more of a sense of what to expect from the movie than I might have liked. I also, of course, had to edit my own critic's review of the movie. Which told me some things but thankfully did not include spoilers. (I knew that Lily Gladstone's character was "sidelined" for the second half of the movie, which caused me to wonder if that were a euphemism for "dead.")

But I held strong. I knew the AppleTV+ premiere was looming. I was just playing a game of chicken to see whether it would be before my January 23rd ranking deadline. If I knew it wouldn't be, I could always pay the $19.99 rental fee. 

Finally I won out. I learned that Killers was finally coming to AppleTV+ on January 12th, and the only reason I didn't carve out the time for it last weekend was that I was out of town. I finally did that yesterday, setting up the projector in my garage and starting it around 4:20 in the afternoon. I only paused long enough for bathroom breaks and the like and finished it just before 8. (I was told not to break it up. I usually only break up a movie when it's unpremeditated and I've fallen asleep.) Yes I know that's a lot of uses of the word "finally" in one paragraph, but it's designed to show you how long the wait felt.

And because this was my white whale, I'll write now to tell you what I thought about it, even with my finalized rankings set to reveal all in just a few days. And because I assume I am, indeed, the last cinephile on earth to see this movie, the following will include SPOILERS. 

For most of its running time, I thought Killers of the Flower Moon was a 3.5-star movie. I didn't take any issue with Scorsese's filmmaking, and in fact, I felt like I was in the hands of classic Scorsese in his depiction of characters being abruptly shot when they didn't imagine they were in any danger. That's Goodfellas all over.

What bothered me was the constant menace posed by the white characters, and the extreme trusting nature of the Osage, who failed to identify that menace in a timely manner.

It occurs to me that because a film shows us what's happening, it makes it seem like this should have been plain as day to the people it was happening to. Obviously that was not the case with the Osage, who certainly had historical reasons to distrust whites but may have been genuinely placated by the idea that white men were marrying their women. Who would go so far as to marry someone just to pull off a scam? Isn't there too much sanctity to marriage to do this?

Then you've got characters like Bill Hale (Robert De Niro), learning and voluntarily communicating in the Osage language, demonstrating a very overt friendship to the Osage and constantly positioning himself as their alley. He wouldn't do that just to profit off the Osage, would he?

I don't think the Osage were that naive, but Scorsese only documents brief scenes of elders showing general wariness of the intentions of the white man. These elders did not translate this to wariness about the specific white men who were actually robbing and killing them, despite what seems like ample evidence that they should have. Again, it's difficult to tell whether this is because they were too trusting, or because a film with an omniscient perspective allows us to see things that they could not see.

Still, the result was for me to feel almost as frustrated with the Osage as I was disgusted with the evil men who preyed on them. This was especially the case with Gladstone's Molly Burkhart. Gladstone's inarguably excellent performance is undermined by the fact that even among all these deaths of her people, and specifically her people (as in the people in her own immediate family), she was unable or unwilling to see the danger under her own nose. Even as her own husband was mixing her insulin with another substance that was meant to "slow her down," and quite obviously did. 

I get that this is Scorsese's point. In what is ultimately a bracing indictment of colonialism and atrocities carried out by white people throughout history, we are meant to understand the powerlessness of their victims, which enabled them to ransack and spread across the face of the earth. But maybe this is where the length of the film comes into play. Because this goes on for so long on screen, we are aching for some sort of agency on the part of the Osage, some moment when they won't stand for this shit anymore. It is a long, long time in coming, and even the early attempts showcase a blindness to the true villains that seems irresponsible in its failure to analyze the available evidence. 

Part of the problem with this is that I did not find the relationship between Leonardo DiCaprio's Ernest Burkhart and Molly convincing enough. I didn't believe that they had some amazing connection based on a true alignment of their souls. Probably in part because Gladstone is such an intelligent actor, Molly projects an intelligence vastly superior to that of Ernest, which suggests she should see right through him and not be wooed by his dopey charms. And in case you think she's just drawn to the handsomeness of Leonardo DiCaprio, he's got bad enough teeth to offset most of that. If we are to believe she really failed to identify the culpability of her own husband for so long, it can only be because she is head over heels for him and believes the same to be true of him. The evidence of this is just not there, so it looks like she's just gullible.

Then of course I was just put off by the thing that Scorsese executes exactly as he intended to, which is to show how brash these white men were about killing the Osage without consequence. Ultimately there is a consequence, of course, but before then these killings go uninvestigated for so long, and are carried out with such indifference to making them seem like something other than what they are, that it balled my fists. We see Hale and Burkhart freak out when some woebegone underling botches a killing that was meant to look like a suicide, but even the consequences of this sort of screw-up take a lot longer to arrive than I would have thought. And then there are times when they just don't care how it looks and damn the consequences. I get it: This is the point. This is what white Americans could get away with in the 1920s. That didn't make it extremely frustrating to watch, almost as though it was a fault of the way the story was being told.

Of course, in its final hour, as the consequences start rolling in, I did find that the justice I was seeking made the experience of watching Killers of the Flower Moon more satisfying. But it wasn't until the final ten minutes that this thing really jumped forward by leaps and bounds.

First there are, of course, the two big scenes between two of the three leads, where Ernest finally stands up to Bill and Molly gives Ernest the chance to come clean with all his truths. One of these gives Ernest a temporary moral high ground, and the other pulls it away from him again. This is a very satisfying turn of events for all the characters involved, as we finally see some long-desired agency from Molly as well.

Then there's the radio play, which had never been spoiled for me in all I had heard about this movie. What an interesting and potent way to bring this into more modern times, both in the world of the film and in our world. I never would have guessed that Scorsese would have pointed a finger at us for our love of true crime podcasts in a movie set in the 1920s. I was floored by this way of closing the film, as it wraps up all the characters with the frivolous productions values of radio entertainment, and also leaves us with a lasting thought to ponder from the director himself.

Then there's the image of the drum circle, that pulls out to the final height, looking down on presumably today's surviving Osage. Incredibly profound. My only disappointment with this had to do with the fact that when the credits began rolling, AppleTV+ immediately offered up a trailer for Ted Lasso, and though I moved quickly to click on the now-shrunken credits window, it played the trailer anyway. Because it would have taken a couple minutes to get back into that place in the credits, and because I was now late for making dinner for my kids, I didn't get to see more than ten seconds of the credits of this film, when I'm sure I would have liked to linger in that Osage drum music for another five minutes as I let the film's ultimate conclusions wash over me.

Two other thoughts before I leave you.

1) Although many of us thought of The Irishman as Scorsese's big career retrospective statement, I liked what this one was doing as well, in the obvious ways related to themes but also in the pitting of DiCaprio and De Niro against each other on screen. When I looked it up just now, I was hoping that the actors had appeared in an equal number of Scorsese films. In actuality, De Niro still has an edge by four movies over DiCaprio, 10-6. But putting them together for the first time in one of his films seems like an intentional way to honor his two great collaborators, and put me a little in mind of that moment when De Niro and Al Pacino finally shared their first scene together in Heat. That said, I find only one of these actors really good in the film. I was glad to see De Niro still capable of so much, at a time when he is making a lot of films that are beneath him, while I found Leo doing a fair bit of play-acting here, most notably as he juts out his jaw in a fashion that seemed very artificial and very try-hard.

2) Getting back to Fraser, mentioned in the opening line of this piece, I was surprised at how little he was used, and how bad he was. One of the first things I ever heard about Killers of the Flower Moon was that Fraser was in it, and I think in some version of the timeline, Killers would have come out first and been the movie that announced Fraser's return, and The Whale would have followed. If that had been the case, I can't help wondering whether Fraser would have lost Oscar votes for his performance in The Whale because of how bad this performance is. 

So I told you that for a long time, I thought this was a 3.5-star movie. You now know I think it's more than that. 

How much more?

Well, I'm still wrestling with that, and I don't have a lot of time.

I have given the movie a gut star rating on Letterboxd, as I require myself to do. But as I see how I continue to think about it over the next few days -- and maybe as I listen to the spoiler portion of one podcast that I avoided listening to at the time -- I will have a truer understanding of my feelings on the film and where it should go in my rankings.

I guess you'll have your answer by Tuesday.

Monday, February 6, 2023

Selling Brendan Fraser without showing Brendan Fraser

The marketing for The Whale has been a challenge, which is probably not unexpected.

When you're advertising, you usually want to cater to your reader's/viewer's most basic needs and desires. It's why they choose video stills from the trailer that are the most likely to show something vaguely erotic, even in a movie that is not sexy in the slightest. I wrote about that tendency here

I don't think there's probably a single image in The Whale that has the chance to get a heterosexual male all hot and bothered, even when taken totally out of context. But if you can't show anything sexy, at least try to show something that isn't sexy's exact opposite. At least that's the computation the marketing department for a studio -- or in this case, a movie theater chain -- would make.

I get why advertisers don't want to show a picture of Brendan Fraser's Charlie in this film. Charlie weighs about 600 pounds, and there's no angle that doesn't reveal that fact about him. Never mind that Darren Aronofsky's whole movie is designed to make us sympathize with Charlie, challenging our regrettable instincts toward fatphobia to show us the depths of this person's soul, rather than just the surface of this person's body. If the marketing department thinks a picture of Charlie's face -- which, you would agree, is the image you'd extract from the film if you wanted to truly demonstrate what it's about -- will inhibit ticket sales, they won't include it.

Which is why this still, in an advertisement for the movie playing at Hoyts, includes an image of ... Ty Simpkins.

Was Ty Simpkins considered the sexiest thing in The Whale? If you were going sheerly by normal advertising logic, you'd probably go with Sadie Sink, who is young and is generally considered to be conventionally attractive. She's also arguably the film's second most important character, though Charlie has dynamics with a couple characters that are central to the story depending on the angle from which you're analyzing it.

So on the one hand, I guess it's a win that they didn't just go with the most obvious approach of weaponizing the apparent sex appeal of Sadie Sink. On the other, Ty Simpkins? Least essential character in the film, I would argue, though of course all five characters we spend time with make the film exactly the emotional powerhouse it is.

The really troubling inconsistency here is that the ad's copy is specifically selling Brendan Fraser. It starts out with the words "The Brenaissance is upon us!" Which I think is a pretty lively way to market the movie. It rolls off the tongue better than "McConaissance," or however they spelled it when Matthew McConaughey stopped doing romantic comedies. 

But it creates quite a disconnect with the image we see. Yes Fraser undergoes quite the transformation in The Whale, but not even the best actor in the world can play 33 years younger without some sort of significant digital assistance. (Could they really be trying to convince readers this is Fraser? Certainly not.)

And I just don't think The Whale is really a bait-and-switch movie. The title itself is not going to attract anyone outside of marine biologists and Moby Dick enthusiasts, and certainly most people with any inkling to see it must know the premise of the movie. Or at least the sort of person at its center.

And it's not Ty Simpkins.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The many faces of Brendan Fraser


Welcome to the first installment of my new summer series, Double Jeopardy.

It's the opposite of what I was doing this spring, when I reconsidered critically acclaimed movies that I hadn't loved, to see if a second viewing improved my opinion of them. That series was called Second Chances. Now, I'll spend my Tuesdays reconsidering movies that I may have liked too much. They'll have to prove that my initial affection for them was justified.

To be clear, this is not just a guilty pleasures series. I genuinely don't know how I'll feel about these movies the second time. For that reason, I'm reconsidering only movies that I've seen exactly once -- much as I did for the Second Chances series. If I still liked a movie other people didn't like, even after two viewings, there's no need to go back for a third. It gets a pass.

And I thought the best place to start was with a movie I've owned for over five years, but had yet to re-watch until last Friday night.

When I first moved to Los Angeles, I lived with a roommate for three years, from 2001 to 2004. It wasn't always the best living situation for either of us, but after I moved out, our friendship quickly recovered to where it was before we lived together. We did have some great times in the apartment, and one of our greater bonding moments was over the Brendan Fraser vehicle Bedazzled, directed by Harold Ramis. We tuned into it randomly on cable, expecting little from it, and ended up laughing our fool heads off. In fact, we enjoyed it so much, he gave it to me on DVD as a present, probably only half as a joke.

The shrink wrap did not even come off that DVD until this past Friday night, probably five to six years after the gift was presented. Suffice it to say that over the years, I've come to assume that we were fools, when we were laughing our fool heads off at that movie. Fraser has made more interchangeable broad comedies than any actor I can think of (see here for a consideration of that topic) -- why, in retrospect, did I have any reason to think Bedazzled was any different? I think I even tried to sell the DVD at one point, but they were only going to give me $2 for it, so I decided just to keep it.

I was initially hesitant to even suggest it as junk food viewing on a Friday night, after a long day in which my wife had two different exhausting doctor's appointments. That's how much my mind had mentally re-written my perspective on it, that I was embarrassed to even endorse it in a situation calling for mindless fun.

But I'm glad I did. It turned out to be just the right thing for my wife -- so much, in fact, that she repeated the sentiment the next morning.

Brief plot synopsis, if Bedazzled is inseparable in your mind from Fraser's other work (and why shouldn't it be): Fraser plays a dorky schlub whose co-workers can't stand him and who pines after an office beauty (Frances O'Connor) who never gives him a second thought. One night out at a bar, he meets a bombshell in a red dress (Elizabeth Hurley) who promises to give him all the happiness that has eluded him, if only he'll sign his soul over to her. (She's the devil, you see.) The loss of his soul seems like only a very distant threat, however, because first he'll get seven chances to wish his life into exactly what he wants it to be. Tellingly, she gives him a little red device with a keypad, where he'll type 6-6-6 if the wish isn't working out like he wanted it to. Needless to say, that's what happens -- again and again and again -- as the devil twists the semantics of his requests in ways where the actual phrasing of the wish is honored, but the spirit of the wish is not. Hijinx ensue.

I didn't see the original film on which Bedazzled was based, a 1968 movie of the same name directed by Stanley Donan and starring Dudley Moore. The devil is male in that one, but the film has plenty of sex appeal nonetheless in the person of Raquel Welch. Now I feel like I probably should see it, since I've seen the remake twice.

I did find it a bit slow at the beginning. It seemed like it was taking forever to get Fraser into his first wish, and the minutes passed extra slowly as I wondered if my wife's patience was being tried. But I felt pretty satisfied when the movie finally gets there and starts to take off. "Take off" is a bit of an exaggeration -- I don't want to oversell it. But it does give Fraser the opportunity to strut his stuff as he steps into a variety of different alternate lives that are in some way an interpretation of one of his wishes. Check out a quick display of them here:


I don't tend to think of Fraser as someone with range -- he's just generically wacky in every film. But this film, at least, gives him the chance to show the range of his wackiness. As a Columbian drug dealer, he does the whole five- to ten-minute scene in energetic Spanish. As the world's most sensitive person, he's blubbery and earnest. As a basketball player, he's macho, dumb, huge and peroxide blond. Each of these scenes (and the few other personalities that follow) showcase not only acting talent, but a smart production design, as Fraser looks radically different in each one. (In fact, special props to the visual effects department in making his basketball player look gargantuan compared to the other actors.)

Fraser gets good support from O'Connor and Hurley, particularly Hurley, who has playful fun with the devil role. She also gets to make exactly 18 costume changes in the movie, including pretty much every hot-girl Halloween costume in the store: sexy nurse, sexy meter maid, sexy attorney, sexy cop, sexy school teacher and sexy angel. When she's not a specific one of those, well, I guess she's just sexy model. Anyway, she shows good confidence and is more than just a pretty face.

The other supporting actors -- Orlando Jones, Paul Adelstein, Tobby Huss and Miriam Shor -- also get off some good lines as they appear in each one of Fraser's new alternate lives. Huss and Jones are particularly funny in their scene as basketball announcers. There's even an unobtrusive "be careful what you wish for" message mixed in there for good measure.

I picked the wrong day to debut this feature, because now I've gotten really busy, and had to write this in multiple sittings. So before it gets any more disjointed, let me just close it off and turn my attention to my other duties.

Double Jeopardy verdict, Bedazzled: A light and enjoyable way to spend a Friday night, even if you haven't been sitting in doctor's offices all day.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

A genre unto himself

The movie Inkheart hit theaters yesterday.

Even if his mongoloid eyes and alien good looks weren't front and center on the poster, I could still tell you who the star of Inkheart was:

Brendan Fraser.

That, my friends, is because Brendan Fraser has become his own genre.

Brendan Fraser is far more likely to star in a Brendan Fraser Movie than anyone else, and he stars in several Brendan Fraser Movies a year. Last year alone he starred in two of them: Journey to the Center of the Earth (in 3D!) and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

I think most of you are with me. But if you aren't, well, what makes a Brendan Fraser movie a Brendan Fraser Movie?

The way I'm defining it here, a Brendan Fraser Movie is a second-tier blockbuster set in the fantasy/adventure realm, one that always makes its money but doesn't usually over-perform, one that has a few PG-13 moments but is usually pretty good with a regular old PG rating. You know, a Brendan Fraser Movie. It's not total vanilla, but no one's ever going to feel threatened by it either. This modern incarnation of the Brendan Fraser Movie is an offshoot of the old style of Brendan Fraser Movie: the big-screen version of a classic cartoon.

How many Brendan Fraser Movies has Brendan Fraser made? A lot. ("How many dicks is that?")

Forthwith, the top 10 Brendan Fraser Movies, in terms of their Brendan Fraser-ishness:

10. Bedazzled (2000). The least Brendan Fraser-ish of Brendan Fraser's Brendan Fraser Period. He plays a regular guy who sells his soul to the devil and keeps getting transformed into different versions of himself as the devil messes with his mind. High concept scenario involving cartoonish hijinx? Check.

9. Dudley Do-Right (1999). Plays the Canadian mountie from the famous cartoon series. The fantasy elements appear to be underplayed, at least as far as a person who's never seen the movie can tell.

8. Monkeybone (2001). Another movie I have not seen. But if the animated monkey and the brightly colored crazy world it lives in are any indication, this is pretty Beetlejuice-y, and therefore, pretty Fraser.

7. The Mummy (1999). This may seem like the most Brendan Frasery of all Brendan Fraser Movies. But it's a trick. The sequels are far more Brendan Frasery, because the Brendan Fraser Movie was a far more well-established phenomenon by then, and the act of appearing in a sequel itself is a good indication of Brendan Fraser-ishness, even if this phenomenon has not been demonstrated repeatedly.

6. George of the Jungle (1997). Exceptionally more Brendan Frasery than some of the other Brendan Fraser Movie on this list, because it's the only movie on the list to really acknowledge Fraser's simian characteristics and use them as an active plot point. (Note: See Honorable Mentions section for the other prominent example).

5. Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003). Fraser has been cartoon characters and has acted alongside cartoon characters. This film seemed to bring all his prior interests together in one place. Another astute observation from the man who has not seen this film.

4. Inkheart (2009). I have not seen this film. But it looks very Brendan Frasery.

3. The Mummy Returns (2001). In this terrible sequel, Fraser gets to do what Mel Gibson does in the Lethal Weapon movies and what Bruce Willis does in the Die Hard movies -- deliver several dozen lines that can basically be summarized as "I been through this shit before." Very Brendan Fraser.

2. Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008). A remake of Jules Verne's famous middle-earth fantasy, featuring plenty of monsters, Fraser acting like another archeologist/geologist type, and 3-D! "Get me Brendan Fraser!"

1. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008). That title alone is enough to take the prize of Ultimate Brendan Fraser Movie.

Honorable Mentions: Encino Man, Blast from the Past

And now, the top 10 Brendan Fraser Movies that do not feature Brendan Fraser:

10. Congo
9. Jurassic Park III
8. King Solomon's Mines
7. National Treasure
6. National Treasure: Book of Secrets
5. Jumanji
4. Night at the Museum
3. The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Honorable Mentions: Mighty Joe Young, Stardust, Sahara, Around the World in 80 Days

What's your favorite Brendan Fraser Movie not starring Brendan Fraser? That's why I have a comments section.