Saturday, February 19, 2011

Series I'm glad I've seen none of

1. Big Momma - Big Momma's House (2000), Big Momma's House 2 (2006), Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)

2. Ernest - Ernest Goes to Camp (1987), Ernest Saves Christmas (1988), Ernest Goes to Jail (1990), Ernest Scared Stupid (1991), Ernest Rides Again (1993), Ernest Goes to School (1994), Ernest Goes to Africa (1997), Ernest in the Army (1988)

3. Ghoulies - Ghoulies (1985), Ghoulies 2 (1987), Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991), Ghoulies IV (1994)

Series I'm surprised I've seen none of:

1. Dirty Harry - Dirty Harry (1971), Magnum Force (1973), The Enforcer (1976), Sudden Impact (1983), The Dead Pool (1988)

2. Nightmare on Elm Street - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985), A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988), A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989), Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994), Freddy vs. Jason (2003), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

3. Transporter - The Transporter (2002), Transporter 2 (2005), Transporter 3 (2008)

Series I'm embarrassed to have seen all of:

1. Left Behind - Left Behind: The Movie (2000), Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002), Left Behind: World at War (2005)

2. Harold and Kumar - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004), Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

3. Saw* - Saw (2004), Saw II (2005), Saw III (2006), Saw IV (2007), Saw V (2008), Saw VI (2009), Saw 3D (2010)*

* - I have yet to see Saw 3D, now called Saw: The Final Chapter. But I thought having seen six of the seven Saws was embarrassing enough to be worth including.


Don Handsome said...

The first Nightmare on Elm Street is pretty great. Other than that I'm embarrassed to say that I've seen all of them (except the latest)

I’ve seen the first two Big Momma’s Houses. In the theater. Should I go for the Trifecta?

Fletch said...


I've seen none of your first grouping.

I think I've seen most or all of the Dirty Harrys, but it's been awhile. Seen none of the Nightmares. Seen just the first Transporter.

Seen none of the Left Behinds, both of the Harold and Kumars, and only the first Saw.

Up until not too long ago, I had seen none of the Mad Max series. Saw the first, and the second will be coming up soon.

Vancetastic said...

Don - Yes, you totally should ... not. (Not to be confused with "Yes, you totally should. NOT!")

Fletch - There's no reason to see any Left Behinds unless you are reviewing them for money, which I was. Yep, that was a cool and crisp $60 I made on watching those three movies. Actually, the first one is not that bad. After that they get pretty stupid.

I can't believer there is another person who has seen none of the Nightmare on Elm Streets, other than me.