Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Best of the beasts


I watched Spartacus over the weekend.

All 3 hours and 16 minutes of it.

Which is pretty challenging when you're trying to watch it during the day while also taking care of a baby. I sometimes feel guilty watching things on TV while babysitting, because he'll get exposed to TV plenty fast without our help. However, I feel a lot more guilty when my wife is around. Fortunately, she was out for most of the morning/early afternoon on Saturday, so I had plenty of time to finish the whole thing, especially factoring in his hour-long nap.

It got me thinking about really long movies in general, how they almost have to be really good for us to be willing to sit through the whole thing. Spartacus was no exception.

And that made me wonder which really long movies I like most, a potential topic for my Flickchart Tuesdays series. (I took last week off, sorry.) For the purposes of this discussion, I'm considering "really long movies" -- or "beasts," for short -- to be movies at least three hours in length.

Because it takes a certain type of movie to get the studio's blessing on a 3+ hour running time, I figure it will take awhile for me to even get a top 20 (ten to be discussed, ten just to be referenced). I mean, I may have only seen 20-30 movies that are even that long.

But given my thesis that 3+ hour movies are usually good, I'm interested in expanding my usual focus today beyond a top 20. In fact, since it's easy to quickly determine which movies even have a chance of being that long, meaning I can make rather quick work of this, I think I'll go through my whole list. After all, isn't it almost more interesting to figure out which three-hour movie I found to be the most tedious, rather than the best? On which movie did I spend the most time for the least return?

As you may know by now, the rules for this exercise are that I don't know what movies will come up as I roll on down through my Flickchart rankings. I just choose the topic and go, hoping I don't embarrass myself along the way.

One note: Spartacus itself will be conspicuously absent from this list. I have the following personal Flickchart policy: I don't add a movie into my Flickchart until it's been a month since I've seen it. That allows me some time to step back and have some perspective on the film before I decide what's better than it, and what's worse.

Here we go ...

1. The Seven Samurai (1954, Akira Kurosawa). Running time: 204 minutes. I saw Kurosawa's greatest masterpiece for the first time in film class in high school. I believe it took the whole week's worth of classes, and possibly then some. My second viewing was of the more traditional variety, though it was still in an academic setting -- it was shown as entertainment in a classroom on a Saturday night in college. This was my freshman year, possibly before I discovered beer. Flickchart: #38

2. Schindler's List (1993, Steven Spielberg). Running time: 200 minutes. My only screening of Schindler's List was of the normal, theatrical variety. Except there was nothing normal about what I was seeing on screen. Don't remember it feeling like 3 hours and 20 minutes, and never had to leave to go to the bathroom. (If I had, it wouldn't have been until the end, and only if I'd needed a Kleenex.) Flickchart: #54

3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002, Peter Jackson). Running time: 179 minutes. And here, at #3, I already get caught cheating. The second (and best) Lord of the Rings is one minute shy of three hours. Oh well. This is my list and I can make whatever exceptions I want. I had not been a huge fan of the original movie, but The Two Towers brought me fully on board to the LOTR phenomenon -- as well as making me go back and appreciate the first. Flickchart: #70

4. Dances With Wolves (1990, Kevin Costner). Running time: 181 minutes. The first beast on this list I watched entirely in a home setting. I remember getting so emotionally invested in this story (and what a payoff at the end), in the basement of my childhood home, that I doubt I noticed the passage of three hours. And this after I'd spent the entire Oscars scoffing over the fact that Costner's movie was picking up all the awards, over two sentimental favorites (Ghost and Awakenings) and one certified masterpiece (Goodfellas). Flickchart: #84

5. Titanic (1997, James Cameron). Running time: 195 minutes. Yes indeed, Titanic is in my top 100 overall. But if Flickchart had existed in 1997, it probably would have been #1. I was simply in love with this movie when it first came out, and I refuse to throw it under the bus now. Still one of the great spectacles ever filmed, with a degree of difficulty that's off the charts. One of the phenomena about Titanic, if you loved it like I did, was that you specifically did not notice 3 hours and 15 minutes passing you by. If you didn't love it, it probably seemed interminable. Flickchart: #98

6. Malcolm X (1992, Spike Lee). Running time: 205 minutes. Another movie that blew me away. I do, however, remember the full passage of 3 hours and 25 minutes -- I just didn't care. Still, I remember my friend Susan and I emerging from the theater feeling exhausted. What part of that was the length of the movie and what part of that was the vividness and brilliance of Lee's filmmaking, it's hard to say. Flickchart: #162

7. Short Cuts (1993, Robert Altman). Running time: 184 minutes. Fresh of a high from The Player, I dove into the theaters to see Altman's Short Cuts and was not disappointed. (I'm kind of amazed how many of these really long movies I had the stamina for seeing in the theaters back in the early 1990s -- or it could just be that they don't make 'em that long anymore.) The length of Altman's adaptation of Raymond Carver's short stories may have been blunted by the fact that there were so many different storylines to follow. Flickchart: #201

8. Lawrence of Arabia (1962, David Lean). Running time: 202 minutes. My one condition for eventually seeing Lawrence of Arabia, which finally happened about six years ago, was for me to be able to appreciate its massive scope on a big screen. I finally got that opportunity when the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA) played it one night, and my then-girlfriend (now wife) and I went. I believe there was an intermission and I believe we stumbled out afterward, exhausted but amazed. Flickchart: #216

9. Gone With the Wind (1939, Victor Fleming). Running time: 222 minutes. I went to college in Maine, and chose to stay on campus for the snowy first week of a two-week spring break my sophomore year. Being basically snowed in really helped in my first screening of Gone With the Wind, which occurred in one sitting at a friend's house, which I remember as feeling like five hours long. Not to say it wasn't an amazing feat of cinema, just that I could feel it eating the life out of me bit by bit. Of course, that's still good enough to be Flickchart: #314

10. JFK (1991, Oliver Stone). Running time: 189 minutes. The first beast on this list where I have no memory of the circumstances of my viewing. I know I didn't see it in the theater, but the rest is hazy. I guess that's an appropriate way to wrap up the discussion portion of my top ten films over three hours long. Flickchart: #323

And now numbers 11-20:

11. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003, Peter Jackson). Running time: 200 minutes. Flickchart: #349
12. The Godfather Part II (1974, Francis Ford Coppola). Running time: 200 minutes. Flickchart: #425
13. The Deer Hunter (1978, Michael Cimino). Running time: 183 minutes. Flickchart: #483
14. Ben-Hur (1959, William Wyler). Running time: 212 minutes. Flickchart: #554
15. Magnolia (2000, Paul Thomas Anderson). Running time: 188 minutes. Flickchart: #682
16. Gettysburg (1993, Ronald F. Maxwell). Running time: 248 minutes. Flickchart: #747
17. Nixon (1995, Oliver Stone). Running time: 190 minutes. Flickchart: #754
18. Grindhouse (2007, Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino). Running time: 192 minutes. Flickchart: #772
19. Hamlet (1996, Kenneth Branagh). Running time: 242 minutes. Flickchart: #852
20. King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson). Running time: 187 minutes. Flickchart: #1012

And because there are so few more in total:

21. Fanny & Alexander (1982, Ingmar Bergman). Running time: 188 minutes. Flickchart: #1144
22. Inland Empire (2006, David Lynch). Running time: 179 minutes*. (See variance allowed for The Two Towers). Flickchart: #1759
23. The Great Ziegfeld (1936, Robert Z. Leonard). Running time: 179 minutes.* Flickchart: #1847
24. Wyatt Earp (1994, Lawrence Kasdan). Running time: 189 minutes. Flickchart: #1916
25. Pearl Harbor (2001, Michael Bay). Running time: 183 minutes. Flickchart: #1959
26. Cleopatra (1963, Joseph L. Mankiewicz). Running time: 246 minutes. Flickchart: #2263 27. The Thin Red Line (1998, Terence Malick). Running time: 180 minutes. Flickchart: #2453

So I've only seen 27 films that cross the three-hour mark, of the 3,271 titles I currently have ranked in Flickchart. That's an extremely small number, which shows you just how rare three-hour movies really are. In fact, it's really only 24, since there are three movies on this list that I rounded up to three hours from 2:59. Though that goes back up to 25 if you include Spartacus.

For the most part, it seems like I considered the extended pressure on my butt cheeks to be worthwhile. My top five three-hour movies are all in my top 100, and my top 20 three-hour movies are all in the top third of my rankings. Only two three-hour movies -- Cleopatra and The Thin Red Line -- are in my bottom third. And that assessment of Thin Red Line may be too harsh. Let's just say I really disliked Malick's return to cinema when I first saw it, and only grudgingly respect it more now that I've seen it a second time.

Funny, even writing up this list exhausted me a little bit.

Tune in next week for more Flickchart nuttiness.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Too much/little respect for Scent of a Woman


Ever have one of those movies that keeps coming up in your life, even though it isn't new and in most other ways is totally random?

For me recently it's been Martin Brest's Scent of a Woman.

Scent of a Woman is one of those movies we all basically liked at the time it came out. It seemed like an appropriate enough Oscar nominee in the year 1992. But over time, it's come to be seen as hovering somewhere between simplistic and manipulative. Now, it seems average at best, and many people scoff at it when it comes up in film discussion. If it ever comes up. In my mind, I liken it to a movie like As Good as it Gets.

However, I don't think it's really deserving of the potshot I read over the weekend.

Since Thursday, the local NPR station, KCRW, has been involved in its twice-annual pledge drive. Once in January and once in August, this pledge drive breaks in on programming from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m. each day, cutting that programming at least in half for the nine days of the drive. (Used to be 11.) In the past, I used to roll my eyes each time this pledge drive came on, because it meant I was deprived of most of Morning Edition and All Things Considered for the seemingly interminable time the drive was going on. However, when I first donated, that all changed -- I felt a sense of ownership of what was going on. It took a big step forward when I started volunteering as a pledge taker for two shifts each drive back in January of 2009.

I took a break for the last two drives, when my son was on the verge of being born and when he was still young enough that my wife couldn't spare me, but I returned to my volunteer capacity this August. My two shifts this year were an 8:10 to midnight beast on Thursday, then last night's slightly more reasonable 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. shift. Then again, it was last night that I really grew bored. In fact, so bored that I reached the end of the questions on the volunteer trivia game -- one of the only ways you can entertain yourself on your computer, which doesn't have an internet connection, and one of the only ways you can entertain yourself period unless you brought something to read. (I'd brought three things to read, but I was tired and I couldn't be bothered.)

Most of the questions in this trivia game are straightforward trivia questions. They may have been culled in a rather random way -- in fact, the only question about the NFL is "Which team won the 1989 Super Bowl?" -- but at least they are mostly straightforward.

Except this one:

"Which actor won an Oscar in 1992 for incessantly shouting 'hoo-ah!'?"

The answer, of course, is Al Pacino for Scent of a Woman. A couple of Pacino's contemporaries, such as Jack Nicholson, filled out the other three choices.

What's hilarious is how much of a stance this question takes against both Pacino and the movie. I'm not sure if "shouting" was the correct gerund -- it might have been "claiming." But I know that "incessantly" was the correct adverb.

Even if Pacino's performance is reducible to a single vocal flourish like shouting out the military's abbreviation of "Heard Understood Acknowledged" over and over again, I'd hardly think this trivia game should be taking that kind of stance. Especially since the question stands out in such stark relief against the other questions, like "Which element is most common in the Earth's atmosphere?" and "In which year was KCRW founded?" I guess they figured Mr. Pacino would not be taking a shift in the phone bank.

Now, I mentioned that there was also a "too much respect" aspect of Scent of a Woman's recent appearances in my life.

I told you in my earlier post on watching the films of Krzysztof Kieslowski that I had started listening to a film podcast called Filmspotting, based out of Chicago and hosted by Adam Kempenaar and Matt "Matty Ballgame" Robinson. The Filmspotting guys are really intelligent about film and their tastes can run pretty elitist, although that's certainly not always the case -- Robinson goes on record saying that his favorite two films are Major League and Revenge of the Nerds. (However, just so you don't dismiss him out of hand, I should point out that he also called The Tree of Life possibly the most important film so far in the 21st century.)

Every week they open their show with two movie quotes. The second, I just learned, is a quote from The Graduate. Or rather, a brief exchange between a man and a woman:

"You're not interested in art?"
"No."
"Now look, we're going to do this thing, we're going to have a conversation."

The first -- otherwise why would I bring it up -- is from Scent of a Woman:

"What kind of a show are you guys putting on here today?"

In the movie, the line of dialogue refers to the farcical ceremony Pacino accuses Chris O'Donnell's school of putting on in trying to discipline him. Since it features the word "show," the line works out of context as an introduction to their show.

But is it really the first foot they want to put forward? Here's a film podcast where they incessantly (there's that word again) sing the praises of directors like Kelly Reichardt and Ramin Bahrani, yet the first voice you hear every week is Al Pacino, from a role that many consider to be clownish -- in one of those few moments when he isn't "incessantly shouting 'hoo-ah.'" Couldn't they have found another relevant movie quote that got across the same point, that wasn't from Scent of a Woman?

As discussed at the beginning, the truth about Scent of a Woman is probably somewhere in between KCRW's implied hatred for it and Filmspotting's implied affection for it.

And if Adam and Matty were reading this, they'd probably say "Dude, the quote just had the right words." And then cleanse themselves with a viewing of Old Joy.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Too big and too graphic


Uh oh. Watch out.

I'm becoming one of those parents.

You know, the kind who worry about the graphic nature of the images their children are exposed to.

Actually, I'm only playing that role for the purpose of this post. My son is not yet a year old. I've had some pretty depraved movies playing on TV while he's been in the room. I'm not really concerned about him being scarred for life by images of sex and violence. Not yet.

But if he were three or four, well, I'd be somewhat worried by the gigantic billboard that's on my street.

The image in the billboard is the one you see above, for Final Destination 5, which comes out today. I included the actual poster so you could see it in better detail. But here's how it looks on my street -- or, I should say, one street over, but it's the main thoroughfare we take to get home:


Am I overreacting?

Or are you also a tad concerned by a giant image of a skull with no fewer than 11 rods of metal rebar smashing through it, causing bone fragments to come exploding outward left and right?

I'm no prude. But I think if I were a young child, I would find this disturbing.

The big problem is that it's the opposite of abstract. Let's look at the other most prevalent form of outdoor advertising for Final Destination 5:


See, this is more like it. Instead of an impaled skull splintering into a thousand pieces, you've got a 5 that's kind of in the shape of a sickle weaving its way through the skull. This is far more clearly a design than a reenactment of something that potentially happens in the movie. It gets across that it's a horror movie and that it's full of menace, without being such a literal depiction of violence. Even if there were a sickle shaped like a 5 in the movie, which there most certainly is not, it's doubtful it would take such an unlikely path through the eye sockets of the skull in order to kill its victim.

So not only is it more abstract, but it's also more clever, because it incorporates the sequel number into the image itself. Unlike the previous poster, which is just violent overkill. (Although it does communicate that the movie is in 3D in a way that the second one doesn't.)

It got me thinking about whether posters have always been this graphic and I'm just noticing it now, or if this is a particularly egregious case. For sure, you can find me a thousand more gruesome posters than this. But the real difference is that those posters were never displayed at a height of 20 feet on a busy street.

I think you're safe if you leave something up to the imagination of the adults. The idea is to communicate something to the people in the know -- communicate something that would go over the heads of those who aren't. You can still chill my blood and make me want to see a movie by being a bit more subtle. Like that second Final Destination 5 poster, or like this poster for the upcoming Fright Night:


You know he can't be planning anything nice with that axe. But there's a difference between planning to do something with an axe, and showing the axe actually sinking into somebody's skull.

As for the prospects of me seeing Final Destination 5 ... yeah, I learned my lesson after The Final Destination from 2009. I ranked something like 113 movies in my 2009 year-end rankings, and The Final Destination was #113. The series has actually been pretty terrible ever since the surprisingly good second film, and I think I'm finally accepting the fact that future installments will just disappointment me. I'm just figuring out how I'm going to deliver the news to my friend Steve that I don't plan to watch this one with him. (We've seen each since the second together.)

Looks like you'll have to puncture somebody else's brain with you metal rods, FD5.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Justifying my shitty taste


When blogger Mike Lippert of You Talking to Me? announced an interactive event on his blog this week called "Justify Your Shitty Taste," I knew I was in. One of my favorite things as a film lover is to defend movies I think people got wrong.

A film immediately jumped to mind: Repo! The Genetic Opera. Despite having some passionate cult fans, the film was generally lambasted, in part I'm sure because it features Paris Hilton. But my wife and I truly liked it -- a lot, actually -- and I thought it made a great candidate for Mike's project.

But then I decided I should really watch it again in preparation for writing the piece. As luck would have it, I own the movie on BluRay -- a friend gave it to me as what he thought was a joke. But the way my week's shaking out, I wouldn't have an opportunity to watch it until Saturday night, then write the post hurriedly on Sunday morning. Chances are Mike would like to be posting his results by then.

Then I remembered: I did a whole series on my blog last summer called Double Jeopardy, in which I re-watched films that I'd liked, but most other people didn't, to see if I still felt the same about them upon second viewing. I figured, Mike's probably not going to cry in his beer if the shitty tastes I choose to justify were first written on a previous occasion.

I had about ten movies to choose from in my series, but I chose Ivan Reitman's Fathers' Day because it was about the most universally reviled on the list. I figure, if I'm going to participate in Mike's project, I want to go all in.

So without any further blah blah blah, my first-ever re-post on The Audient. Enjoy. Or don't. It's up to you, really.

"It's no Ishtar"

I've never seen the infamous flop Ishtar, but I have a very specific memory of reading a review when it first came out, back in 1987. I was 13 years old and probably just getting into reading film reviews, so this one stuck with me, as such formative experiences often do. I can't remember if it was the Boston Globe critic or someone like Roger Ebert, but it was a two-star capsule review which read, and I may be paraphrasing slightly:

"One star for Dustin Hoffman. One star for Warren Beatty. No stars for anything else."

So when I heard Ivan Reitman's Fathers' Day, which came out a decade later, described as Robin Williams' and Billy Crystal's Ishtar, I was as wary as everyone else who steered clear on the basis of that dour prognosis.

But when I actually did see it, sometime in probably 2001 or 2002, in order to provide the review for the website that employs me, I thought it wasn't half bad. In fact, better than that. I thought it was good.

In the years since then, I've been operating on the assumption that I must have been crazy. Like Bedazzled, which I wrote about in my first Double Jeopardy post, I've owned this movie for over five years, but had yet to re-watch it until yesterday. And like Bedazzled, I didn't actively seek out this movie as part of my collection. In fact, I came into possession of it at a theme party at a friend's house. Her idea was that you brought over crap that you wanted to get rid of, put it on a table, and walked away with someone else's unwanted crap. I can't remember what I purged at this party, but I came home with Fathers' Day. I'd liked it, after all. But I haven't watched it again, and this was so long ago, now, that I'm not even friends with that woman anymore -- haven't been for three or four years.

Well, I'm not crazy. And now I think I probably ought to go watch Ishtar, because if it's anything like this, Ishtar is probably not half bad, either.

The plot basically revolves around a 16-year-old boy who goes missing for two weeks after running away from his heartbroken parents (Nastassja Kinski and Bruce Greenwood). Desperate, Kinski's character visits two of her former lovers, Jack Lawrence (Crystal) and Dale Putley (Williams), who both bedded the woman right around the time her son was conceived. Either could be the father, and she uses this possibility to separately enlist their help in finding young Scott. (In retrospect, it seems like a precursor to Mamma Mia!, as there's actually a third possibility for the boy's male parentage -- Greenwood, who has thought he was the actual father the boy's whole life, and is involved in his own separate search for the boy.) As might be expected, Jack and Dale cross paths and discover each has been told he's the father of the boy. Hijinx ensue.

It's the nature of those hijinx that probably left some viewers and critics displeased. Williams is skittish and eccentric, and when we meet him, he actually has a gun barrel in his mouth, ready to off himself -- in a scene that's played for laughs. Crystal is, well, Crystal -- he's businesslike and sarcastic. Both could do these roles in their sleep, I'm sure, and they're meant to be a zany odd couple.

Well, it works. I'm not a huge Williams fan, and Dale Putley is normally the kind of role in which I like him least. But for some reason, I found him lovable and actually sort of believable here. I like the dynamic that builds up between he and Crystal, whom I've always enjoyed on screen. (And why did he quit acting, anyway?) It's not just a buddy comedy-type situation -- it's almost a bickering lovers-type situation, since Jack so clearly wears the pants in the relationship, and Dale plays the sensitive role that's traditionally ascribed to a woman. As they say in the movie, they really do make a good team in seeking out the wayward boy, and their attempts to navigate the rock 'n roll underground (Scott is following the band Sugar Ray, before they became sellouts) contain some funny fish-out-of-water stuff. (And if you know Sugar Ray only from that song "Fly" that was ubiquitous back in the late 1990s, see this movie -- it reminds you that they were once inaccessible punks, musically speaking.)

And it shouldn't be a huge surprise to us that it works. After all, the film is directed by the reliable Ivan Reitman, he of Ghostbusters and Dave fame. And it was written by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, who also wrote Splash, City Slickers, A League of Their Own and Parenthood. Throw in producer Joel Silver, and you've got a dream team working on this film.

So why didn't people like it? Eh, who knows. Dale and Jack are likable, Scott gets swept up in a relatable predicament with his feelings for a girl (even if it involves a sort-of unrelatable theft from drug dealers), and even the notably serious actor Bruce Greenwood moonlights successfully into comedy, notably a scene where he gets pushed down a hill in a port-o-potty. If that just sounds silly, listen to Greenwood's hilarious line readings while he's trapped inside the overturned john: "Oh, it's horrible! Get me out of here!" Playing against type in the other direction is Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jack's wife -- she's probably the most straight-faced person in the whole movie, and apparently, it didn't go over well, as she was nominated for a Razzie as worst supporting actress.

A couple other things to look for: an uncredited cameo by Mel Gibson as a guy with a face full of piercings, and the director's son, Jason, a future director himself, as "wrong kid in alley."

Double Jeopardy Verdict, Fathers' Day: It's not going to revolutionize the comedy world, but this is a nice little movie that didn't deserve to be bashed like it was. Fans of Williams and Crystal in particular should give it a shot. These two comedy icons give the fans what they came for, and isn't that one of the primary reasons people make movies?

Thursday, August 11, 2011

19 days of Emma Stone


Actors are not always as busy as we may think they are. Sometimes it's just a timing issue.

We tend to think that if an actor or actress has a couple movies coming out in quick succession, it means he or she was a real workaholic about 11 months earlier. When in reality, movies just have different gestation periods from principle photography to final cut. An actor may work on these movies at different times, and seeing them all come out around the same time is just a coincidence.

Which has just happened with Emma Stone. If you're a Stone fan, you've had reason to be thankful the last three weeks.

First she appeared in a supporting role in Friends With Benefits, which came out July 22nd. A week later she had one of the leads in the ensemble romantic comedy Crazy Stupid Love. Now 12 days after that, she's out with The Help today.

This kind of thing can actually be sort of damaging to an actor, if it leads to perceptions of overexposure. (Actually, all overexposure is a function of individual perception, so I guess that statement is redundant.) Instead of getting our Emma Stone spaced out throughout our year, we get a big dose of her all at once. Some people might say "She's in this movie too? She's in everything." Disillusionment soon sets in.

I hope that's not happening with Stone, because she is simply fantastic. I've sung her praises before -- four different times, actually, according to a quick search of my blog. So I won't contribute more print on why she's so great today.

However, I do start wondering when she's going to finally graduate from her status as "an up-and-comer" or "a face you recognize, but name you don't know." I thought we were past that with Stone, but then she did the cover of the August Vanity Fair:

If you can't read the fine print under her name, it says: "You may not know her, but given she's got three big movies between now and the end of August -- including The Help -- you will!"

Stone must think, "Jeez, what do I have to do for people to 'know' me?"

Let's consider some of the titles from which a person might "know" Emma Stone, even before this summer:

Superbad
The House Bunny

The Rocker

Zombieland
Easy A


And if you're a geek, you know she's been cast as the romantic lead in The Amazing Spider-Man. I wouldn't think it would take a blockbuster like that to give her the credit she deserves, but you never know.

All five of the comedies mentioned above had a decent amount of prominence, and Superbad and Zombieland were downright phenomena. Plus, didn't she get a Golden Globe nomination for Easy A? Confirmed. She did. Maybe it's just the older-skewing Vanity Fair audience she needs to be introduced to. Still, I tend to think of her as the opposite of forgettable, so it's very discouraging that Vanity Fair takes the implied position that people keep forgetting who she is.

Well, I've sat out the 19 days of Emma Stone so far, despite great reviews for Crazy Stupid Love and the strong likelihood that Friends With Benefits is better than No Strings Attached, which I did not like. As for The Help, I don't actually know much about it despite a decent amount of hype. More than anything, I'm glad to see a studio get behind a period piece that addresses the issue of racism. It seems like an anomaly in 2011, especially in the summer landscape.

And maybe, if it crosses over from Stone's familiar realm of "mere" comedy, it'll be a big Help in people finally learning Anna Stallone's name.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

A writer-director. Two stars. A title. And ... go.


It's very rare these days that we watch movies we know nothing about.

I'm speaking for myself here. Who knows, perhaps you clap your hands over your ears and spew nonsense words in order to block the sound when someone talks about a movie in your presence. Me, I don't try to police myself too closely. I don't specifically try to avoid trailers, I read little tidbits of movie news when I come across them, and I only stop listening to people talk about a movie if I sense they're starting to discuss spoilers.

So it was quite interesting this weekend when I arrived at the movie theater to see Miranda July's The Future, not knowing anything about it except what I've listed in the subject of this post.

When the movie opened on a black screen and the narration of a cat with a cutesy-tragic voice, I knew I'd made the right choice to go in blind. And sat back, just wondering what I might have in store.

Okay, you can't do this for just any movie, and it doesn't make sense to do it for most movies. We usually want to justify paying theatrical prices by being pretty sure we're going to like the movie in question, or at least that it passes the usual tests we put a movie through -- do I like the subject matter, do I like the stars, does it seem to be made well, that kind of thing. I wouldn't advise just walking up to a theater, choosing a title randomly and paying for a ticket -- although that could be interesting and might turn out great, it's also a bit like playing Russian Roulette. My $12.50 is worth a bit more to me than that these days.

So why The Future for my own blind experiment? July. Not the month, the person. Miranda July directed Me and You and Everyone We Know, a very quirky character piece starring herself and John Hawkes. I loved the film and thought it had an astoundingly unique voice. I used that love to trust Miranda July on The Future. Kind of like if you blindly bought the new album from a band whose other album you liked, even if you hadn't heard a single song off the new one.

Then I also knew that it co-starred Hamish Linklater, whose work I've always appreciated (most recently in the intermittently funny The New Adventures of Old Christine). And the title itself -- The Future -- seemed to promise big things. After all, I'm still buzzing from the sci-fi existentialism of Another Earth, which I saw two weeks ago.

So the things I knew were enough to get me in the door. In that sense I didn't go in "completely blind."

But there was definitely a thrill in not having carefully vetted the movie before I saw it. I have that experience sometimes when I'm streaming something on Netflix, but not usually in the theater -- not almost ever, in fact. For me it mostly only happens when I'm sent to a screening in order to write a review. Since it's free, there's no risk, so I have that rare opportunity to go in completely unbiased. But even in those cases, usually I'll have at least glanced at the press materials. When I made the major discovery of Agora, one of my favorite films of last year, by seeing a screening of it, I didn't know much about it either -- but I did know it was set in Egypt of 4th century A.D. Which is one more thing than I knew about The Future. (But I guess I would have been pretty surprised to see July and Linklater come on screen in sandals and togas.)

Anyway, I guess my point is: It's worth taking that risk once in awhile. I won't say that The Future was my favorite film of the year or anything, but it was great not knowing whether it even could be or not. When you don't know anything about a movie, it could be the best movie you're going to see that year. It could also be the worst. Some movies we see knowing it could be the best, and others we see knowing it could be the worst, and still others we see knowing it will likely fall somewhere in the middle. But usually you have some idea. For me, the future of The Future was entirely unwritten.

As I will leave it for you. All you know is the writer-director, the stars, and the title.

Oh, and that there's at least some narration by a cat.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Time to change things up


Last August, Jason Bateman was in a movie called The Switch. This August, he's in a movie called The Change-Up.

Jason, how much harder must the cinematic universe work to tell you it's time to take a new path?

Let me start by saying I'm a huge Jason Bateman fan. In fact, I bet I've liked him a lot longer than you have. That is, unless you were also obsessed with the show It's Your Move, which ran on TV from 1984-1985 and co-starred Norman Lear. It was the sitcom Bateman was given after his funny supporting gig on Silver Spoons earned him buzz, and it way predates The Hogan Family.

So I was as happy as anyone to see him return to prominence, after a decade basically out of the spotlight, in Arrested Development. Since then, he's parlayed his Arrested success into a smart and fun movie career, particularly in such films as Juno and Extract.

However, lately it's starting to seem like Jason Bateman is beginning to wear out his welcome again. It's not that the profile of his work has diminished -- he still seems pretty bankable as a likable comic underdog. It's that he's gotten ... dare I say it? Lazy.

The comedies are sort of starting to come off the assembly line for Bateman: Couples Retreat. The Switch. Horrible Bosses. And now The Change-Up.

Like most phenomena I try to describe on this blog, it's more of a feeling I get than something I can absolutely prove -- a sense of a downward trend, like the type people in the stock market try to predict in order to avoid losing their life savings. Because those movies are not all bad. In fact, I can't say for sure that any of them are bad. Couples Retreat is okay, The Switch was pretty likable, and I haven't seen either of his 2011 releases, in part because The Change-Up is only just coming out today. (He was also in Paul this year, but that doesn't seem to fit the trend as much. You can include it if you're so inclined.)

Really, I don't know what I'm expecting from him. If I'm expecting him to pick up a job as a strung-out heroin addict, I may be deluding myself. It's not a knock against him, but he may not be capable of that, nor should he worry about it if he isn't. That kind of thing is not for everybody.

But I do remember thinking that the essentially comedic role in Juno was all the more memorable because it also showcased a certain melancholy, which Bateman hadn't previously proven he could generate. Jason Reitman had him back for his next movie, but Bateman's role in Up in the Air was essentially a cameo.

So I guess you could say I'm really just stuck on the Bateman I saw in Juno -- a guy who could sniff out a smart indie property with which to involve himself. Even though that was there in Extract, when you come right down to it, Extract only works in fits and starts anyway. The best part of Extract is actually Ben Affleck. (For the record, The Switch also contains Bateman in a more pensive mode.)

So maybe it's just his latest choice itself that's bothering me. A high-concept comedy in which his domesticated father of two switches bodies with a swinging bachelor type (Ryan Reynolds)? Haven't we seen this or something like it a hundred times before?

Then again, all I can really do is speculate. Making absolute pronouncements gets me in trouble. When I gave Seth Gordon a hard time for making Horrible Bosses, because I considered it beneath him as a one-time documentarian, you guys let me know that my perspective was short-sighted. And it looks like it was. After all, I've heard that some people really love Horrible Bosses -- people I respect.

Which just so happens to have been Bateman's last movie.

So what's Bateman's next movie? IMDB is cagey on the topic, though it lists the much-anticipated and long-awaited Arrested Development movie in 2012. However, as recently as a couple weeks ago, Will Arnett confirmed that the script was still in the writing stages. Which doesn't necessarily mean it won't come out in 2012, just that we should be wary -- we've heard this one before.

In between now and then, let's hope Bateman gets the hint and makes The Course Correction and The Smart Choice, instead of The Swap or The Do-Over or The Repeat or The Redundant.

Friday, August 5, 2011

A step forward for mankind, a step backward for me


See if you can spot the number of ways the word "step" has relevance to this post ...

As you may know, I watch a lot of bad movies as part of my reviewing gig. One of the ways I've gotten around making this such a time suck is killing two birds with one stone when I watch them. And one of the primary ways I have of doing that is to watch a movie -- or more realistically, watch half a movie -- while on the stairmaster at the gym. I favor the type of stairmaster that looks kind of like an escalator, where you are constantly "stepping up" (there's one) instead of just moving up and down in place like the other kind of stairmaster.

But I haven't gotten to the gym much in recent months. I used to like to go on my way home from work, but that's precisely when my wife needs me to relieve her of baby duty, so she can focus on doing her work for at least two hours before my son's bedtime routine begins. That has pretty much axed the after-work gym session, and after the baby's gone to bed, I'd usually rather wind down with some TV than motivate to get to the gym. In fact, several times we've considered canceling the gym membership. We probably would have by now if it weren't so affordable, only $26/month.

Well, now that my son has started going to daycare -- he's about a month in -- we've come up with a new system for getting me to the gym. He goes on Mondays and Fridays, so those days, my wife can focus on work almost all day. That means she doesn't need me to relieve her when I get home from work. So I can pick him up on my way home, and she's more than happy to be his sole caregiver until feeding time on those days. Which frees me up for gym trips two afternoons a week.

Score. Bring on the bad movies.

Except I've been gone for a pretty long time. In fact, in the time I've been gone, the gym closest to my house has been massively renovated. Now it looks like the kind of gym that would truly belong in an upper-crust area like Santa Monica. (To be clear, that's not where I myself live -- but it is the closest gym to my house.)

I saw these renovations for the first time last Friday, and my jaw dropped. Gorgeous. I had to restrain myself from letting out a little squeal of glee when I saw the place, and imagined a major renaissance in my gym-going life.

One of the most impressive changes was that the stairmasters I like now come equipped with their own flat-screen TVs, one per unit. Wow. Talk about luxury. I was so wowed by the innovation that at first I decided not to watch the movie I'd brought with me, Step Up 2: The Streets (there's another), and to instead just plug my headphones into the TV and go. There was a baseball game on and everything.

But after about five minutes of watching the game, I decided that I really did want to kill those two birds. So I paused the machine and went down to get my portable DVD player.

Here was the problem.

With the old units, there was a flat surface on top of the machine, where I could attach my portable DVD player with a rubber band. (Two, actually, to make the player extra secure atop the machine.) Now, however, the TV was taking up that spot, leaving me nowhere to attach my player. I had a wild moment of optimism when I wondered if the TV came equipped with its own DVD player, but of course, that would just be ridiculous.

The TV screen was too wide to take my rubber bands. So I tried to hang the DVD player in front of the TV in another way, so that the rubber bands went from top to bottom and cradled the DVD player on either side of its screen. It worked, sort of, but the player was swaying back and forth, and at least one of the rubber bands looked like it was fraying as a result of the strain. I couldn't risk having the player fly off suddenly and fall to the ground. It might survive that particular tumble, but it might not.

Then I tried wedging the player into the crook between the bottom of the TV screen and the handbar to the left. Part of the screen would be blocked, but it looked like it might sit in there. Giving it a quick shake test, however, I decided that the natural vibrations of the machine would eventually dislodge it. See the end result of Scenario A.

So then I decided to try holding it. This might work at very low stepping speeds, but at the speeds I wanted to go, it was decidedly prohibitive. I gave that up after about 30 seconds.

And eventually returned my attention to the game.

So now I've got a bit of a quandary. There's another gym I can and do visit that most likely has not been upgraded -- it's in the other direction from my house, the not-so-nice direction. This other gym is a better option if I'm stopping on my way home from work, but it's a significantly worse option when I'm actually leaving from my house, as I will be under the current scenario. (Don't forget, I have to pick up my son from childcare first, then deliver him home.) Plus, how can I not go to the renovated gym, which is so much better in all other respects, and has that thrilling sheen of newness to it?

I'm not sure how this will resolve itself. In the short term, somehow it seems like a step backward (there's three) to me.

Well, I missed my gym trip this past Monday because of a slight foot injury, but I'm planning to go again on Friday. And my plan for this week: Watch a movie on my ipod, which can sit along the little rim below the computer interface on the stairmaster. I've got a bad movie to watch -- Agent Cody Banks -- and I've already rented it and downloaded it. Unfortunately, as described in this post, renting movies from itunes is a less-than-ideal option. Since it's an older title, the rental is $2.99 rather than the $4.99 rental price for new releases, but that still seems like a lot to pay for Agent Cody Banks, just so I can be paid $20 to review it. Then there's that little detail of making sure I'll have the time to finish watching it within 24 hours of starting.

So stay tuned, readers. We'll have to see what my next step (there's four) will be.

Oh, and for the record ... when I did finally end up watching Step Up 2, it didn't turn out to be a "bad" movie after all. I quite enjoyed it, for what it was.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

How much does screen size matter?


Flickchart Tuesdays is on Wednesday this week. Send a letter to the complaints department.

This week I thought I would see how much the size of the screen I watched a movie on affects its ranking. Put in a different way: What are my top ten movies I saw on video for the first time?

In the past I've argued that seeing a movie in the theater is likely to make you appreciate it slightly more than you would otherwise. That's certainly not true in all cases, and the reverse is difficult to prove as well. By that I mean, the reason we see more bad movies at home than in the theater is because we're usually not willing to spend theater prices on movies we suspect will be bad. So all the marginal crap eventually gets watched on DVD. However, I argue that if we did see those movies in the theater, we might have liked them slightly better. As long as we didn't like them worse because we spent the whole time grumbling over the waste of money.

But today I want to focus on good movies seen at home, not bad movies seen at home or bad movies seen in the theater. The theory I'd like to examine, because I probably couldn't go so far as to prove it, is whether slightly inferior movies I saw in the theater would be ranked higher in my Flickchart than movies I saw at home for the first time, which may be "better." Like I say, there's a lot of speculation here because the quality of a film is not absolute -- one person's "good" might be another person's "terrible."

One thing I can do, however, is measure how quickly I get to my top ten video movies (20 with the "honorable mentions" section) in terms of my overall rankings, and compare that to how quickly I "should" get to that number based on the total number of movies I've seen in the theater vs. at home. In other words, I've seen more than two movies on video for every one I've seen in the theater in my lifetime. In fact, although I don't have the exact numbers in front of me right now, it's something like 2331 movies seen on video for the first time to 978 movies seen in the theater for the first time. (Um, yeah, I guess that's pretty close to "exact.") Rounding the lower number up, let's say that's 30% theater movies and 70% video movies.

Which means that if all else were equal, 30% of my top 100 movies should be movies I saw in the theater. Of course, all else is not equal, since as discussed above, you're more likely to see good movies in the theater and bad movies at home. But it will be interesting to see how much the final total deviates from that 30%/70% breakdown.

One final note before we finally get into this: You may notice films like Citizen Kane and The Bicycle Thief not appearing on this list, and wonder how I could have been around in the 1940s to see those films in the theater for the first time. For the purposes of this argument I am considering those to be "theatrical" screenings, because I saw them in film classes where they were projected. (Though I suppose it's also possible I could have seen them in special theatrical re-releases.) That will focus the emphasis of this post on the actual method of screening, not the era of the release of the films.

Okay! Again, a reminder that I don't know what the results will be before they come up ... I just load up Flickchart and start typing.

1. A Fish Called Wanda (1988, Charles Crichton). Flickchart: #10. Well, it's interesting to note that it takes until my 10th favorite movie to get one I saw for the first time on video. Makes perfect sense with this one -- I was about 15 when it came out, and I hadn't yet discovered the pleasures of British farce. So my friends and I wouldn't have been lining up for this one -- we had to hear about it word-of-mouth. I did see it within a year of its release, though. And for awhile owned a 3D cardboard fish tank diorama type thing that they used to advertise it in a video store that went out of business.

2. Donnie Darko (2001, Richard Kelly). Flickchart: #14. No surprise here either. Donnie Darko is the consummate cult movie, which means most people missed it in its initial theatrical run. We just relied on the wise few who did see it to spread the gospel to the rest of us. But boy would I have loved to see this on a big screen. I actually did see the vastly inferior director's cut on the big screen in 2004. Unfortunately, it was vastly inferior.

3. Run Lola Run (1999, Tom Tykwer). Flickchart: #16. I vividly remember the night I rented Run Lola Run, though I don't vividly remember the name of the service from which I rented it. It was one of those short-lived delivery concepts where you would order a variety of things online, including food and videos, and they would deliver to your house. (Or, apartment, since it was New York.) I used to love ordering Ben & Jerry's and Krispy Kreme with my movies. Then you would return the movie in drop boxes located around the city. Anyway, I probably would have seen Lola in the theater if I hadn't been a poor grad student living in New York City at the time.

4. When Harry Met Sally ... (1989, Rob Reiner). Flickchart: #17. I don't at all remember the circumstances of the first time I saw When Harry Met Sally. My guess is that it was on a rental night with my high school friends. As is the case with many comedies, they don't suffer as much on the small screen as the large-scale epics tend to suffer.

5. Bound (1996, Andy & Larry Wachowski). Flickchart: #27. I remember the thrill of discovery when I watched Bound, but not the circumstances. I might have watched it with my friend Justin. Yeah, that sounds right.

6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975, Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones). Flickchart: #28. The hardest I've ever laughed in my life was the first time I saw the scene where King Arthur systematically hacks off both arms and then both legs of the knight who challenges him, yet the man hasn't lost his pluck. "Tis but a flesh wound." I was rolling around in my basement for minutes on that one.

7. National Lampoon's Animal House (1978, John Landis). Flickchart: #29. The consummate movie people discover when they go to college -- for my generation, anyway. We must have watched this at least ten times my freshman year in college, making up for the fact that I didn't get out to the theater to see it when I was five.

8. Do the Right Thing (1989, Spike Lee). Flickchart: #31. When this was in the theater, I was probably a tad too young to have developed a sense that movies could serve a purpose beyond merely entertaining me through some particular accessible genre. My first film class came in the fall of 1990. You can bet I saw Lee's next movie, Jungle Fever, in the theater the following year.

9. Dumb and Dumber (1994, Peter & Bobby Farrelly). Flickchart: #36. I had a big bias against Jim Carrey from his In Living Colour days, and I didn't get past it until I finally saw Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1995. I'm pretty sure my first Dumb and Dumber screening came quickly on the heels of that. It hasn't been my last.

10. This is Spinal Tap (1984, Rob Reiner). Flickchart: #37. I don't remember my first screening of this film, but I do remember my first introduction to it. It was on an island we used to visit for a week every summer. On our last night there, all the kids would stay up all night, because we were cherishing every minute we could spend together until we saw each other the next summer. One year I remember seeing the night staff watching it on a TV in the lobby at something like 5 in the morning. Intrigued, I probably saw it soon after that.

11. Defending Your Life (1991, Albert Brooks). Flickchart: #39.
12. The Cable Guy (1996, Ben Stiller). Flickchart: #46.
13. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006, Tom Tywker). Flickchart: #47.
14. Rear Window (1954, Alfred Hitchcock). Flickchart: #48.
15. The Wizard of Oz (1939, Victor Fleming). Flickchart: #49.
16. Jesus Christ Superstar (1973, Norman Jewison). Flickchart: #56.
17. Dangerous Liaisons (1988, Stephen Frears). Flickchart: #60.
18. Airplane! (1980, Jim Abrahams, David Zucker & Jerry Zucker): Flickchart: #62.
19. All About Eve (1950, Joseph L. Mankiewicz). Flickchart: #63.
20. The Exorcist (1973, William Friedkin). Flickchart: #64.

So 20 of my top 64 films were seen on video for the first time. Twenty divided by 64 = 31%. So it works out kind of inversely: Movies I saw in the theater for the first time are only 30% of my total, but they account for 70% of my favorite films. Whereas movies I saw for the first time on video are 70-30 in the other direction.

What do we conclude from this? I don't know.

Though if I had to analyze it, I'd say that I'm pretty good at identifying movies I will love, and seeing them in the theater. Of course, the raving of critics has probably had something to do with helping me identify them.

It's also interesting to note that only eight of these movies were movies I probably would never have seen in the theater, either because I was not born yet or because I was under ten years old, and the subject matter would not have been appropriate for me. I guess that just means that my favorite movies, in general, are weighted toward movies that were made in my lifetime. Which is probably something most movie fans find to be true about themselves. This also helps explain why The Dark Knight is the top-ranked movie on Flickchart -- Flickchart's vast majority of younger users consider it more relevant to them than, say, Airplane! or This is Spinal Tap.

There. I hope you feel at least ten percent more enriched by this scientific exercise.

Back next week with another in-depth look into my favorite films of all time.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Getting acquainted with ... Krzysztof Kieslowski


This is the sixth in my Getting Acquainted series. I watch three films per month by cinematic talents whose works has largely eluded me so far. I tend to talk about the films openly, so there could be some spoilers. However, they are mostly older films anyway -- that's the point of the series, to force me to expand my back catalog.

But first, to get acquainted with how to spell his name, since I had to write it three different times last month in my Most Recently Seen banner to the right.

I didn't consider his last name very hard. It spells like it sounds. Or rather, it spells like I always thought it sounded -- I always called him "Kize-lowski," rather than "Kish-lofski." But his first name? Yikes. I knew there were a lot of z's in there, but otherwise, what to do?

I came up with a pretty good system for remembering, and I kind of worked it backwards, dividing the nine-letter word into three-letter chunks. The last three letters are easy: "tof." Pretty much the most likely three letters to end the name, if you know it's not the French "Christophe." (Though Kieslowski did work in France, so that probably confused some people over the years.) Then with the first six letters, each pair of three ends with a "z." If you know the name starts with the "K," and the "r" sound is next, then you're golden: "Krz." Then, if you know it's time for the vowel sound and can remember the vowel is a "y," then you just have to remember that there's an "s" somewhere in his name, and after the "y" is the only other place it can go if you are to end each of the first two three-letter pairs with a "z." Voila: Krzysztof Kieslowski.

Whew. Enough of that.

Prior to July, I had not yet seen any of the films of this Polish-born director who worked in France at the end of his career. But he was also not necessarily someone whose absence from my filmography felt like a gaping hole I needed to fill. I probably would have gotten around to him eventually, but may not have so soon, if it weren't for a podcast I've started listening to called Filmspotting.

Filmspotting (http://www.filmspotting.net/) is a weekly Chicago-based podcast on film by Adam Kempenaar and Matt Robinson, who calls himself "Matty Ballgame" as a nickname. (He loves sports -- and the fact that he calls Major League his favorite film of all time does not detract from his sizeable credibility. It's a terrific film.) The podcast has a basic format: They start discussing (in detail) a new theatrical release, then move into a number of special segments before finishing with a top 5 on whatever theme they've chosen that week, where each presents his top 5 films that fit the theme. I don't want to sell the podcast short by leaving it at this basic description, but that's all you need for now. I encourage you to check it out yourself: Adam and Matty work hard at it, and they deserve your listenership, even if they already have quite a number of listeners out there.

One of their regular "special segments" is to discuss the most recent film they've seen in a marathon concentrating on a certain director or theme. When I came on board for the podcast a couple months ago, they were in the midst of their Kieslowski marathon -- in fact, having watched a half-dozen other films, they had only the films in Kieslowski's Three Colors Trilogy still to discuss. I decided that trilogy was a good place for me to start on Kieslowski, even if it constituted the last three films he ever made. I did momentarily consider the fact that I might be tainting my viewing by having listened to the films discussed in detail on their podcast, but I decided to live with that, and hope that only a small amount of what I say below is just parroting what I heard them say. (I tried to only half-listen to those segments of the podcast in order not to be unduly biased.)

But it wasn't just Filmspotting that caused me to put Kieslowski up to bat (a term Matty Ballgame would appreciate) in July. They planted the seed, but I chose July because the titles of the three movies -- Blue, White and Red -- would also have thematic significance here in the U.S. (To unnecessarily spell it out for you, those are the colors in the American flag, and July is the month in which we celebrate our independence. And they say I'm not patriotic ...)

Of course, Kieslowski's Blue, White and Red -- in that order -- are the colors of the French flag, and represent the hallowed French principles of Liberte, Egalite and Fraternite. In fact, each movie is supposed to represent one of those themes, respectively, and each film is also supposed to reflect the same color palette as the title indicates.

I'll discuss how well they did that, and other things, just ahead. Okay, I've prattled on too much already, so I'll try to keep my observations on these films somewhat brief ... like that ever works.

Blue (1993, Krzysztof Kieslowski). Watched: Sunday, July 10th

I felt immersed in Kieslowski's world right away with Blue. It's the story of a woman (Juliette Binoche) who survives a car crash that kills both her husband and her daughter. Although we don't know it right at the start, her husband was a famous composer who was working on a grand symphony to be played in multiple countries at the same time, to honor the unification of Europe. The film basically deals with how she comes to grips with the tragedy, both in terms of the changes it brings about to her own life, and the ways she examines the past, including her own infidelities and the infidelities of her husband.

Ruminations on the daughter, however, are strangely absent from the story. And that's just the first way Blue is outside-the-box from what you'd expect from a movie concerned with grief over loss. Although you might say there's something monstrous about Juliette Bincohe's Julie, that she doesn't obsess over the loss of her child in particular, it's also not Kieslowski's point merely to document grief -- something hundreds of films have already done, sometimes in a manner that's strong, sometimes in a manner that's banal and maudlin. Instead, Kieslowski seems to be interested in the unexpected dimensions of grief and reactions to loss, which undoubtedly make his film more interesting. Kieslowski wouldn't be adding much to the conversation if he just showed scene after scene of Julie unleashing emotional torrents over her daughter, looking fondly at a child's toy and then breaking into tears. He's more interested in the unconventional, such as Julie putting her house up for sale and disappearing into a new life in the city where no one knows where she lives, as well as destroying what she believes to be the only copy of her husband's symphony. It's a reaction to grief -- a relatably human reaction to grief -- but it's not cliche.

I was floored by Kieslowski's technique. Not only is there a resplendent streak of the color blue throughout this movie -- I think of the impossibly blue color of the swimming pool where Julie swims -- but he also employs a number of cinematic touches I've simply never seen before. For one, his use of fade-outs seems to be unique. I've never before seen a film where a fade-out is employed mid-scene -- in other words, Kieslowski fades out on Julie's face, then fades back in on the same shot about three seconds later. The fade is not being used as a structural transition between scenes -- it's being used as part of Julie's emotional transition, from one line of thinking to another. Or so I'm thinking -- I can't say that I made enough note of when he used this technique to be sure I can remember what was going on thematically at the time he used it.

I also remember being really impressed by Kieslowski's camera angles. There's this one terrific shot near the beginning where the daughter is running back to the car after peeing in the woods near the road. (Or maybe she was just playing, I can't remember -- we don't see her squatted over or anything.) The shot is taken from the undercarriage of the car. In the foreground, a brake line is broken, and fluid is dripping out. Only is the little girl visible in the distant background. It's not only impressive merely from the perspective of composition, but it also carries a sense of foreboding, given what is about to happen to these characters.

Lastly I want to comment on the score. The orchestral music composed for this film is brilliant, and although I did not know this at the time in order to look for it, I've since learned that the score was composed in advance, so that the narrative could be synchronized to the preexisting rhythms of the score.

Yeah, this guy Kieslowski knew what he was doing.

The theme of liberty makes its appearance in a hollow sense for the main character. In losing her family, she gains a freedom she didn't have previously. I think much of her melancholy during the film is not that she's miserable over their loss -- it's that she's not more miserable. While on the one hand she's obviously very sad, and even attempts suicide, several characters comment that she's not crying like they expect she would. The film walks a difficult line between the character's grief, and her sense of a violent rebirth that also has its positive aspects for her sense of self, which she seems to be redefining, according to some more basic principles of who she is and how she wants to live. And it walks this line very elegantly.

White (1994, Krzysztof Kieslowski). Watched: Thursday, July 14th

I made the intentional choice to watch one of the Three Colors Trilogy on July 14th -- otherwise known as Bastille Day, the French equivalent of our Independence Day. Of course, the one I chose was the least French of the three movies, a significant portion of which takes place in Warsaw, with a significant portion of the dialogue in Polish.

Defined by Matty and Adam as a black comedy, though I might not have recognized it as such without their classification, White concerns a Polish national (Zbiegniew Zamachowski) living in France, on the eve of divorce from his French wife (Julie Delpy). It's going so poorly for this gentleman that a bird even poops on him in the opening five minutes. In court proceedings it's revealed that she's divorcing him because they never consummated their marriage. However, it's pretty clear she's the jerk out of the two of them, as she holds him in a kind of contempt, even making fun of his limited grasp on the French language. Penniless and on the wrong side of circumstance, Karol looks to return home to Poland, though doesn't have the means to do it. In his darkest hour he meets a stranger, another Pole, who will help him get there -- but in exchange, needs him to complete a mercy killing of a man who no longer wants to live. We soon learn he is referring to himself.

Although it certainly has its poignant moments, as two characters under very different circumstances ruminate on the value of living their lives as currently constructed, White felt choppy to me. It is oddball and, yes, quite funny in parts -- for example, the agreed-upon method to get Karol back to Poland involves packing him in Mikolai's luggage, a plan that goes horribly wrong when the luggage is stolen by rogue luggage handlers. However, you'd think this comedy of errors would have a substantive impact on the narrative. I didn't see that impact. Karol, a hairdresser by trade, makes his way back to his home village and quickly begins cutting hair in the shop of a friend. He does meet Mikolai again later, during which they have some of their most lovely scenes together -- so lovely, in fact, that I thought White was meant to celebrate Fraternite, rather than Egality. (More on that in a minute.) But it's that fact that they are randomly separated by this luggage theft, and it doesn't really mean anything, that makes me doubt the way Kieslowski has constructed the plot. The plot then goes on to involve Karol building back up his personal wealth through a land purchase scheme in which he is swindling some pretty shady characters. It continues on in lurches and starts and ultimately comes to involve Karol faking his own death in order to try to get revenge on Delpy's character.

If it sounds like I may have missed some of the narrative and thematic subtleties of White, well, I may have. I found the theme of equality to be somewhat strained for the film. I guess it's ultimately Kieslowski's idea of restoring balance, which I guess is another way of describing what you do when you get revenge on someone -- you do an equivalent amount of damage to them as they did to you. Karol is also sort of restoring "equality" to his life by returning himself to a position of financial strength. But like I said, it feels a little strange, and I prefer the "fraternity" implied by the relationship between Karol and Mikolai, who play an important role in saving each other from oblivion. (In that sense I guess there is a "balance" to their relationship as well.)

On a technical level, the film is somewhat sparse, but I think that is in keeping with Kieslowski's intentions. And here I know I'm repeating Matty and Adam, though I'm pretty sure the thought would have occurred to me even without them putting it out there -- he reveals the color white through the vast landscapes of a Polish winter, which are washed out but also have a certain minimalist beauty to them.

Red (1994, Krzysztof Kieslowski). Watched: Thursday, July 28th

And the conclusion of the trilogy brings it back up to a high note again, with possibly my favorite of the three films. It's a close call between Blue and Red, really, and in saying this I'm sure I'm just echoing the conventional wisdom on these three movies. What really amazes me is that all three films were made -- or at least released -- within two calendar years. A jaw-dropping level of quality on such a tight timeframe, even if the staging and other logistics didn't present Kieslowski with extra difficulties.

In Red, we follow a fashion model named Valentine (the stunning Irene Jacob), who's involved in a long distance relationship with a man who might or might not love her. ("I think I love you," he says, and then argues that's the same thing as loving her.) Despite her evident beauty, it's clear she's an innocent with a fragile sense of self-worth. When she hits a dog with her car, she tracks the dog back to his owner, a retired judge (Jean-Louis Trintignant, whose character is never named), who spends his days spying on his neighbors by surveilling their phone conversations. Initially we think this man is repugnant, but we steadily realize he's just world weary as a result of seeing way too much of the world's negativity. He has both a deep wisdom and an evident bond with Valentine -- more of a paternal than a romantic bond, but in Valentine he also sees the love of his life that he may never have met. As their relationship develops, the film also follows, in a very limited way, the nascent love life of a young judge who has just been granted license to preside.

I struggled with the plot synopsis of Red more than the others because, really, not a lot happens in this movie. Valentine talks to her indifferent lover on the phone. Valentine participates in photo shoots and fashion shows. The retired judge looks forlorn as he dwells in a self-loathing borne of an event we'll find out about later in the narrative. The young judge goes about his daily activities within a stone's throw of Valentine and her apartment, a fact that will become important later on. In fact, I was confused at first and thought that this might actually be Valentine's lover. There's a juxtaposition of shots early on where Valentine gets off the phone at the same time as the young judge does, and you think for a minute her lover has been lying to her about being out of the country -- instead he's actually daringly close by, pursuing an affair with another woman. Perhaps Kieslowski intended to mislead us this way at first, or perhaps I was just thick and jumped to a wrong conclusion. There's also an idea that the young judge may be some version of the older judge, since the older judge describes a romantic betrayal very much like what happens to the younger judge (Auguste, let's give him a name). In fact, I'm still a bit fuzzy on which interpretation is correct, and whether we're seeing flashbacks seamlessly integrated into the modern story.

You'd think with the relative dearth of action, as well as some potential confusion in the temporal structure of the film, I would have had significant problems with Red. Quite the contrary. I really felt the connection between the sweet and innocent Valentine, whose name not only is a nod to the title but to the fact that she loves too easily and trustingly, and the retired judge, whose wisdom is rich and fulfilling -- who is actually deserving of her companionship despite some appalling betrayals of his fellow man. I was a bit confused about the role of the younger judge in their story until the end, which brings it all together in a surprising way.

I knew to expect something big and surprising at the end -- Matty Ballgame had only said this about the ending: "I never saw it coming." If you haven't watched the trilogy and you also want to not see it coming, I would skip the following paragraph.

The big finale of Red is when Valentine leaves on a ferry to England -- a ferry the older judge suggested she take instead of the plane -- and the ferry sinks, killing almost everyone on board. Those it doesn't kill: Valentine, the younger judge, and the central romantic couples from the first two films. In addition to giving us one of the first overt connections between the three films (there's a brief crossing of paths of Julie and Karol in a courtroom scene that appears in both Blue and White), it also provides a satisfying conclusion to Kieslowski wrestling with ideas of fate, as he has been doing one way or another throughout this trilogy. We see the survivors one at a time, coming onto camera, as the retired judge watches the news coverage on TV -- anxiously, waiting for Valentine to appear. He doesn't appear shocked or surprised -- it's more like he set a plan in motion that he couldn't fully control, and he's waiting to see if it worked out. And here we also realize that he may be some kind of god figure, capable of altering the fates of the people with whom he comes into contact -- which is also a justification for the surveillance of his neighbors. He sent Valentine on that ferry not to rejoin her lover in England, but to meet the younger judge, himself just ill-used by a lover. He tells her earlier that he had a dream in which she appeared -- all he could see was her waking up next to someone, and smiling, at age 50. It seems he has somehow steered the course of events to make this happen, prizing her happiness above the lives of the lost souls on the boat, apparently. Only a person with god-like abilities could do this -- and when we understand that the judge is supposed to be some kind of stand-in for the director (in what he later announced would be his final film, only two years before he died), it seems a clear commentary on the filmmaker's ability to "play God" over the lives of the characters he creates. It might strike some as odd that there's a supernatural element added to this very realistic trilogy, but to me it all seems to blend quite well, never sinking to the level of those films where all the characters are on some kind of gimmicky collision course that is supposed to blow your mind at the end. If my mind was blown here, it was blown organically.

Okay, I need to wrap this up, but I also wanted to briefly comment on the use of the color red in this film. It's everywhere, even more so than the blue in Blue, and I understand it is supposed to indicate the warmth of feeling that is ultimately generated by this film. As for "fraternity," that's a nice way to describe the fraternity of souls who have had their hearts broken, as the two judges have, and as Valentine's heart will be broken if she stays with this lout. I also like it as a way to describe Valentine's relationship with the judge, which we worry will eventually represent itself as the lust of a creepy old man toward a beautiful young model. But in the end, it never does go that way, because the judge is not a creepy old man (despite being introduced as such because of his spying activities), and the young model is actually an old soul with far more wisdom than her age. What they have to offer each other is far greater than fleeting pleasures of the flesh.

Okay, I feel like I wrote some of this sort of quickly, so I hope it came out alright.

I should go back and listen to those podcasts again, now that I've watched the movies. And see if I came up with anything that wasn't planted in my subconscious by the Filmspotting guys.

Returning to my own inspiration for August, and returning to the ranks of actors. See you back here for the next Getting Acquainted in a month's time.

Monday, August 1, 2011

A Stupid use of commas


I hear Crazy Stupid Love is pretty, possibly very, good. At least two critics I respect have praised it in the highest possible terms.

Good for it. I had my doubts, I must say. I distrust Steve Carell at the movies, and I was actually at one point going to write a speculatively disparaging post about this movie called "Ryan Gosling sells out." But since few of my regular readers will allow me to make such blind indictments of an actor's role choices -- and probably for good reason -- I decided not to damn the movie without giving it a chance.

However, today I want to damn something that's not related to its actual quality.

Like, the use of commas in the title.

There are no commas when I wrote the title above, just as there are no commas on any of the posters you see. Yet over half the time I see this title in print, it is being listed as Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Given that commas tend to confuse people, particularly in a title, why include them here, especially when the grammar is not even correct?

In order to understand my argument, we have to parse the meaning of the title. At its most obvious level, the title is talking about love with two modifier words: "crazy" and "stupid." The two adjectives may separately modify the word "love," or one may modify the other, as in "That's crazy stupid." ("Crazy" is loosely translated as "really" in the latter example.)

If the title is talking about love that's "crazy stupid," the title should be Crazy Stupid Love or possibly Crazy-Stupid Love. If the love is both crazy and stupid, but not "crazy stupid," then the title should be Crazy, Stupid Love.

In no context does Crazy, Stupid, Love make sense. Unless you are just listing three things, two of which are adjectives and one of which is a noun. Which in itself does not have any overt meaning.

I'll grant you that the effective advertising campaign does lend some credence to the "listing three things" argument. As you see, the poster above says "This is stupid." Then there are these two below that concentrate on each of the other words in the title:


I'll also grant you that each of the three words can finish a sentence that starts with "This is." But that doesn't mean each is the same part of speech, or that those three sentences would be grammatically parsed the same way. "Crazy" and "stupid" are predicate adjectives, and "love" is a predicate nominative.

The commas don't work. Just nix them.

And then you might have a pretty good movie.